Ok, for goodness sake..You really cant make this up.....And THE BOX

First off I just want to show a picture...This picture is of a box..A box I only open once a year..And today is the day...That is all I can say about it..But I just wanted to share it with you...Thank you:)


















ok...Now today the kids came inside and said there was a baby squirrel outside and that it lost its mom and wanted to know if we could keep it...Um...Yeah right...



















it was a cute little guy..I was stupid and picked it up..I just can not resist a baby animal...I know, I could of got rabies..LOL. He or she hung around the yard for a long time...It tried getting in our basement door..Thank goodness it was fast enough..That would of been a nightmare;)


Ok, the story I am about to tell is dreadfully embarrassing..I mean no normal person would ever tell anyone let alone a bunch of strangers...So we went to the park again tonight...With same said child from yesterday..This time ...I learned a shocking and most horrifying thing a mother could hear....My middle spawn had to go potty a while after we got there ..So hubby was walking her home...
I told the boys and baby spawn that we should head back too as it was starting to get dark...Oldest spawns friend asks where middle spawn was going..I said she had to go potty and her daddy was walking her home.

OSF(oldest spawns friend): "why doesn't she just go behind a bush?"
ME: " why would she do that..that isn't what you do when you have to go potty"
OSF: "um, well she does it all the time outside"
ME: " WHAT..SHE DOES NOT"
OSP: " yes, she does...And oldest spawn has crapped outside"

so now I am horrified..I want to kill both of them..Oldest spawn for doing it and friend because he told me..This is not what I wanted to hear..Not one bit..

OS: " huh what. No..No...I never did that"
with a smile on his face..
OSF:" yes you did, I saw you..Behind the bush in the neighbors yard"

ok, by this time I am running ramped with rage in my veins..I want to get this kid home and get mine home so I can kill him..

OS: " no..It was just a harmless deer..I never did that"
OSF:" yes you did..Don't lie about it.."

By the look on oldest spawns face and the look on my face...He knew this ment trouble...
We get home and I inform hubby of the new developments I had learned on our walk home..As I am telling him, I can not tell it with a straight face,I am really quite befuddled..I am not sure if this is horribly funny..Or awfully disgusting and weird..

At this point hubby is asking what is wrong with the 2 of them to make them think that going to the bathroom outside is ok...They both now go into tales of what they do outside...
Then oldest spawn goes into his famous lines..
" I wish I was in the graveyard"....To which I replied.." You go to the bathroom outside one more time, and you will be there buddy"

His next line was.."I don't know why everyone in this house hates me..I wish I was at school"

hmm...That must mean he is having a bad day...LOL

Anyhoo..This is my dilemma for the day....Go ahead..Have a good laugh at my expense....I know...I am the worst mother and I have the oddest kids... nuf said;)
Toodles