Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Ants or no ants...I must kill all

as I was mowing my lawn over the weekend...I noticed lots of those small red ants mingling around the sidewalk.like it was some kind of social hour or something..I have noticed a few now and then on my kitchen floor..So I would step on them(a quick painless death)..And sweep up the dead carcass...
well after doing some work around my yard..I noticed where they congregate...Under every rock in my yard...For some reason there are big boulders in different parts of my yard...After rolling over a few..I noticed millions of them..And there little maggot friends...I nealry died of the heebie jebbies..So being the mass murderer that I am...I made up a cocktail of dishwater and cayenne pepper...Poured it under every rock...Then took my salt shaker..And shook salt under it...Well needless to say there are a few surviors among the dead...Not sure when the funeral arrangements will be made...But my yard is now a bloody battleground....Any pest or creature with more than 4 legs..Antenna..Or live in the dirt and or webs...Will be killed on the spot..No questions asked.....The rabbits...The rabbits can live...For now anyway..:-)

7 comments:

J&J's Mom said...

Does that work??? I have 5 traps in my kitchen and I still have freakin' ants on my counters...it's driving me crazy that I can't find where they are coming from!!

eyes_only4him said...

well so far it has worked...i have heard that they wont cross salt..so we will see..

Jamie Dawn said...

That's a good concoction you came up with.
Home remedies rock!

Julie said...

Does that work?
Do you have any death-trap ideas for moles? Our garden is majorly infested and NOTHING works!
Thanks for signing my map. :)

eyes_only4him said...

well i havent seen anymore in the house....but moles...i will have to check into that one..lol

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