Monday, May 16, 2005

what i ecpect out of my kids

most parents have high expectaions for their youngens......like Dr...or lawyer...some crap that anyone can do with enough school....but i dont want any of that....well if they choose to..thats ok...I would like my kids to be able to support me should i become a drunk....

what i expect....

1.Be kind....try not to make fun of the scuzzy kid in class...for it could be you

2.Dont lie........lies only get you in more trouble....unless you are your moms alibi the night a crime happens...

3.Be nice to animals.....animals are Gods gifts....unless it is a rattler in your sleeping bag...

4.Treat adults with respcet........they only want whats best for you....unless one asks you to help find a lost puppy.......then you kick them in the crotch and try to scratch them so you have thier dna under your nails....

5.Use your good looks for the good of mankind....not good to flaunt your stuff..just be glad God blessed you...unless you get an offer of milloins to pose for Vouge......

I know these are simple request.......I dont ask for much........

Just tryin to work on my missoin of world peace ....It is a slow process,,,but we can do it...one kid at a time......

4 comments:

Jamie Dawn said...

I think that somewhere between
"Please become a brain surgeon"
and
"Please don't become an axe murderer"
is about right.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

yes...much agreed..:-)

keesh said...

I agree. those are top priorities for me too. I want my son to enjoy life and have a job he enjoys, it doesn't have to be the highest paying job if he loves it. But I agree with all your statements!! Hell, by the time our kids need to go to college, they wont be able to afford to pay for more than a semester. I am hoping by then they will have "home schooling your college student for dummies" out there :). ha!! Hmm, maybe i should propose that.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

yes KIsh...brillant thinking:-)