Friday, May 27, 2005

Crappy dryer..(literally)

So your never gonna guess what misadveture my life took me yesterday!!...It first started Wednesday night...At about 8:30 pm...My hubby asks me if I would start some laundry..I told him..Are you nuts?...I did all the laundry today!!...Well apparently he had a stash of his clothes laying on the bathroom floor in our room...(I had not paid much attention when I was in there)...He stated he did not have any pants to wear for work the next day.(typical man...Waiting till the last minute..Then not even doing it himself!!)...So I made the treck all the way down to the basement...Grabbed some other dark clothes that had been thrown down the laundry shoot that night,as he didn't have enough for a whole load...Any hoo....I start the wash...And he put them in the dryer when he woke up the next morning...When my hubby came upstairs to shave and brush the teeth...I could tell he kept smelling his pants...But I didn't not question anything..Because at 6am..I did not care....I heard him leave bout 10 minutes later...Then bout 5 minutes later..I heard the front door open and him trek upstairs to the bedroom...He say"I cant wear these pants..They smell like sh*t"..I said no they don't....He's like "yeah they do smell them"..So he threw his droors at me..I took a wife...And I nearly dropped dead...I said"..Well I wonder why they smell so weird"..But he changed his pants(he had to wear his suit pants)...And left...
Well after I had awoken and got the kids ready for school..I went down to start some more laundry...I took those clothes out of the dryer...But as I opened up the dryer door..I was hit with a smell I had never smelled in a dryer before..It was.it was....ohh..It was awful.....I held my breath and peeked my head inside of the dryer...And melted on the side of MY dryer..Was a big ole turd:-0
I know your thinking how could that happen...Well I do not know...None of the kids will fess up to it....But I do have a feeling..As a trick of somekind..Whether by God or someone else...I think somehow cat crap was put in there...My laundry shoot basket is right next to her litter box...Maybe when my kitty was doing her scratching a lump of her kitty crap landed in the pants I was about to wash..Not sure though..But that is the case of my mysterious dryer crap...It is all a big mystery...Needless to say....My new dryer will be here in a few days...I have to hang my clothes on my clothes line in the laundry room now..So it takes about 10 days for a load to dry..!!Oh..Such as life...:-(

9 comments:

Jamie Dawn said...

Yuck, yuck, yuck and YUCK!

Put on your detective hat, my dear, and get to the bottom of this. Did I say "bottom?"

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I am not proud of this..and i know..i need to get this one figured out...but it got me a new dryer:-)

poopie said...

*snort,snicker,guffaw* Shall I send a poop detective over??

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Well I have given up my search..I have come realize this is way bigger than I..and I need a profssional..can ya hook me up..lol

Jaws said...

This post of your sparked a war between my hubby and me..LOL Seriously. Your such a trouble maker.. gah jk. My hubby takes his close off 1 FOOT away from the laundry basket and the clothes still go on the floor. We had this conversation about his clothes not getting done and no clean pants just last week.

The poop? wow..um I know once years back my little one pooped her pants and stuck in the basket with her panties so I washed it and dryed it. Could that be it?

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

could be Jaws...I am leaving no stone unturned:-)..lol

Julie said...

Bless your heart!! What a mess! It could be worse, I suppose. I used to work for a woman (she was wonderful!!) who accidentally turned her dryer on---with her KITTY inside! Oops. She didn't find him until the next day, then rushed him to the vet. Poor little guy was on kitty dialysis and everything (I'm not kidding), but he pulled through. Afterwards he would still sleep in the dryer. Hmmm....
Thanks for stopping by! :)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

oh...a kitty in the dryer..yikes.....thanks for stopping..hope to see you agian:-)

J&J'sMom said...

EWWWW!!!!! That'll learn him to tell you to do laundry at the last minute!!

I'll email you directions for the image meme ;0)