May I have your attention please.....
You are now speaking to officer Bossy..That's right. I am the new Corrections Officer of this county, with the Meth trouble..
I got a call this morning from the sheriffs office asking if I was still intersted. I said "yes, I am sir."
He said " its yours then."
I know they interviewed a good 20 people. Why they chose me? Not sure..They must know I am a bad ass...
So watch your p's and q's folks, or I will come use my handcuffs and my strip search techniques on you...
Be afraid, be very afraid...
Bee Real
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
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Congrats girl!
I'm so happy for you- I'll be looking forward to the funny & bizarre stories I know you'll have once you start your job there..
congratulations-that's awesome!
:)
why thank girl..and i am sure there will be much to tell;)
Congratulations officier Bossy, do you get a billy club? That will also help keep Mr. Shaky from licking you. Now you can really scarfe your bees.
Congrats!!! I can't wait for THOSE stories LOL Lord knows you'll put a nice spin on them lol
Also, isn't that kinda dangerous????
Congratulations! Wow...sounds like a tough job. Good luck.
Kendra
omg! I Knew you were gonna get it!
It is gonna make for some GREAT blogging!!!!
karin,
thank you girl..i told him already he has to stop licking my arm, or i will shoot him:)
sassy,
thank you, i know I can not wait to tell me first prison story:)
kendra,
yes, it is gonna be kinda tough, but it will be fun..i hopr..hehe
mary,
r u psycic?...
and i have been hard up over the last few days ofr matriel..no more..haha
oh that is wonderful! Congrats!! You are a bad ass, should be fun though too. We look forward to all the raunchy stories!!
Congrats and good luck.
And remember, just because you have handcuffs now doesn't mean you can walk back into Target and start taking people down!! LOL
kish,
i have a feeling some storeis may be R rated..haha
jewel,
oh you crack me up....
why cant i get your damn blog page to come up?...you have some sort of voodoo curse on it..i can never open it, and when i do, i can never open the comment box..get that fixed stat...i have the same trouble with Kari too..
Congrats. Remember to handle the meth heads with gloves. Literally. That sh*t transfers skin to skin. Then you might have some really wild stories, though. Nevermind.
Oh Lord, now we have images in our head of what you will be doing with handcuffs! LOL Congrats and you better post about all your adventures! Who is gonna take the guys for supplies and feed the flying pony?
Hooray for YOU!!!!
I think you will really be great at scaring those offenders of the law into shape. Make sure you practice your cussing, so you can keep up with them.
Somehow, I feel you'll have no trouble.
I guess this gives you the right to lock up your hubby and kids. :)
Way to go! Are you allowed to bring the handcuffs home? ;) Hubby may like you having this job...hehe
Whoa! I'm happy for you, but my body cavities are scared.
Hey if peeing around the toliet starts again can I be the super nammie? http://deputyswife.blogspot.com/
I read this and thought it would be something you would do! LOL
gette,
really? now your freaking me out..I did not know that.
peggy,
hahaha, well i am still gonna try and get my guys thier supplies. I am gonna try and keep both jobs..am i crazy?
d,
well i dont know for sure, i am just assuming..and from the talk, i will have my own..could be fun huh?
jamie,
I was gonna try and cut back on the curse words, but i knew one day it would pay off:)
denise,
i may sneak them home if not;)
blog whore,
well i dont have to do full caivty searches, just your basic strip search...your orfaces are safe:)
peggy,
ok, i need to go check this out..
choppzs,
ok, well you might fly under my radar then;)
Hey, Wow, that is brilliant. Congratulations. Looking forward to your stories of on-the-job life !!
Take care, Meow
You must have worn a v-neck shirt that day. What group of men wouldn't want those hanging around all day to enjoy? Ha Ha just kiding!! Congrats!! You will be great and won't take any crap from those bad boys.
Well thats good Buzzy. Congrats.
Handcuffs? Afraid?
nah not me........
js
I'm sort of behind so this is for both posts.
Congratulations. I'll be watching for your stories. Has to be an improvement over Target.
I have no clue why you can't get on mine or Kari's blog!! Hmmm... I know I used to have that problem on somebody else Blog and I would double click the red privacy button on the bottom right hand corner and it would bring the page up. You're the only one though that tells me they have a problem!! Not sure how to help you, sorry!!
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