Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Didn't I blow your mind this time

Well it seems the little bees in my hive are a tad more motivated than I. I go out to check the mail and I see on the corner in my front yard, a tiny table with a jug of MY water and 2 plastic kids cups on this table. I call one of the bees and ask what the Sam bloody hell is this mess in my yard. Blondie bee proceeds to tell me she was wanting to sell lemonade, but we have none, so is selling my water by the cup full. In our plastic cups that the dog has chewed on. I told her I was not happy and for her to get all the crap and bring it back into the house.

She wondered how on Earth she was going to sell anything that way.

I asked her how on earth I was gonna get the 4 dollars back it cost me for that jug of water.

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I am in need of a day off. My work week started last wednesday where I worked 2 12 hour shifts and then worked 8 hour shifts all weekend. Now I am working Monday and Tuesday from 6pm till midnight at the sheriffs office. I am really way to lazy to work that much. I am so not working again this week after Tuesday.....And I am so NOT working the weekend. I keep repeating that over and over in my head. trying to convince myself if I am asked that I will think of some family member who has died.

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Its so hot today that I am wearing under garments and still have acquired some butt sweat while sitting in my chair. Even some boob sweat, but that is not on the chair...Yet.

When I go to work, I am gonna bring my ticket with me, to see if there is any way I can get out of paying for it. Or maybe see if I can make a reservation for the cell I will be in if I don't pay it. I believe it was racial profiling. Well that is what my mom says.

And moms always know best right? Cop lady musta been looking to bust a big boobed blonde momma in a rocking hot 2003 dodge caravan. My poor sweet innocent van. It has been with me 3 years now, and has never seen a police man. And now has seen their like -ness one too many times in the last 2 months. When she sees them coming now, she gets the shakes..Poor baby.

Cops suck donkey balls....Big schweaty balls...

I will never get over the trauma of this.

Bee Real

18 comments:

pack of 2 said...

seems like your cop buddies could fix that ticket for you!

I know what you mean...it is so hot here. We have had several days over 100 in the last week...I am TIRED of it!
That is whay we haven't been around much...the computer is in our loft which is hot as hell...I have my own boob sweat problems.

Try to keep cool!

Shelly

just_tammy said...

For a lazy gal you are working waaay too hard! Since you are slaving away for them, they should be able to pull some strings for their very best bossy employee.

I'm so done with the heat. We are all so excited to head to where it's winter. Two weeks of nice cool weather and then back to bake to a crisp. I don't even want to mention all the places I was sweating today - not pretty!

Take the bees shopping for some lemonade. Maybe they'll share their earnings with their momma bee.

Peggy said...

let me know if I need to bake a cake with a file in it.

Kendra Lynn said...

Here's hopin' you won't end up in jail.
Sounds like you are workin' alot!
And here I am, sittin' at home, in the nice a/c...actually, no...I didn't sit around today.
I put away SIX LAUNDRY BASKETS OF CLOTHES. Not to mention that I did six loads beside that.
Oh yah...you got it made, baby...go to work and leave the laundry to fend for itself. :)

Kendra

Meow said...

I don't know, Bossy, you claim that you are an oh-so-lazy person, yet you are working, working, working ... 2 jobs, no less (well, 4, counting motherhood and wifedom !). That ain't the signs of a lazy woman !! Take it easy, stay cool, hugs, Meow

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

shelly,
glad i am not the only one with boob sweat. keep cool girls..

and i talked with the girl at work, she said that cop lady hands out tickets like they were a good thing..

tammy,
man i keep forgetting your leaving me for a while..i dont like that..you need to call me one of these days..if i ever get a damn day off..

well i worry about them panhandling lemonade out side..lot of crazies around ya know?

peggy,
i like chocolate best;)

meow,
well this working 2 jobs is for the birds..think i would rahter stand in the welfare line..heehee..

jsull28fl@yahoo said...

amen@ lazy!!!
when I get to be president i'll make naps after lunch manditory and I'll make it so you retire till you are 65 then work till you die.
picture a big circle here with the word undergarments in it with a line thru it
jsull

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

js,
i hope your a democrat..or i cant vote for you:)

Lady Noelle said...

Boob sweat sucks.

Good luck in getting out of the ticket.

Working Mom said...

I really don't know how you work both jobs and take care of your kids. I couldn't do it! You're definately NOT lazy!! Just thinking of all you do makes me tired...LOL

Good luck with your speeding ticket. Maybe they'll get you off the hook :)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

lady n,
it does suck...big time:)

denise,
well they are part time jobs..in all realtiy i wont be working much after my training:-)

and there is no getting out of the ticket, the lady who gave it to me gives them out to everyone..she is a bitch..

they town she wokrs in needs to funds so they pull eveyrone over and give them tickets..the reson it wont go on my record is eucase i am paying that town..its kinda like a findraiser i guess..they ticket pepole so the town has money..nice huh?

~Deb said...

A big sweety boobed blonde mama with sweaty underwear driving a hot Dodge Caravan.


That's HOT! I'd pull ya over too! ;)


I'm buying you a Hooter's shirt. Yes, a tiny "slutty" one...(ha) And the jug of water? That'll be placed on the WHITE t-shirt that I will be sending you...you know the drill!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

deb,
gosh....i am blushing now..

ok, I am game:)

Michele_3 said...

It's super hot here too!
I was helping hubby w/ yard work this weekend & kept feeling weak from the sun being so hot-It wasn't fun!

you sound tired girlie!
I hope for your sake you don't have to work this weekend & get some rest & you get out of thaat ticket too!

Take care :)

Britmum said...

Are you not over it yet??? LOL

Don't be mean about my song. I don't normally like country but this song speaks to me ya know.

Anyway don't be getting your sweaty boobs all over the monitor because you could end up getting an electrical shock and you know what happens then....

You could always go and run naked through the sprinklers that way Blondie Bee could charge the locals for the show and you wouldn't get rid of the sweat from dodgy crevices. That ought to make her some money. LOL

Take care xx

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

michele,
u sound like butch bee..i took him roller blading sunday on my 4 mile walk..not even a mile down the path he told me he was gonna pass out..granted it was 200 degress..haha

britmum,
I love you:)

PAC, go ahead ask! js said...

sigh
damn
i don't make nearly enuf money to be a Democrat
sorry
im just a poor ole lets keep our money and not pay 87% taxes republican
sigh
i hate I wont get your vote
I'll prolly run for the cracker party tho
hehe
js

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

js,
well i was THIS close to voting for you then..

ahh well, what can ya do?..