My sense of humor. If you see it please send a self addressed stamped envelope to
654 whathehell lane
Witchita , Kansas
not sure of the zipcode.
There is a handsome reward. Might not be monetary, just the fact you know you did a good deed should be compensation enough.
Maybe having two part time jobs but not working even 20 hours per week has drained me of all funniness. Maybe its the heat. Maybe it really does affect me. Kind of like a tick sucking your blood, but you don't know its there. And this is a side effect somewhat like lyme diease.
I may need prozak, or maybe a pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream. Maybe both. Maybe a 5th of some sort of hard liquor. Maybe some street drugs.
I may have to do some experimenting just to figure out the combination.
My butt and legs are sore. I cant sit. I am not sure what I did. But I need some good looking man to rub some ben gay on me. A man with oil and lots of muscles, because I need lots of kneading. I mean my butt and legs need kneading.
Ok I am off to find my sense of humor. If you happen to see it call me at
no need to dial a 1 first. Its my direct line.
see previous post for reason i am saying this...acctually see my last weeks worth. I am having an off week. aww, well....
Friday, July 14, 2006
Posted by eyes_only4him at 10:32:00 PM