Friday, July 14, 2006

What have u done for me lately?


My sense of humor. If you see it please send a self addressed stamped envelope to

654 whathehell lane
Witchita , Kansas
not sure of the zipcode.

There is a handsome reward. Might not be monetary, just the fact you know you did a good deed should be compensation enough.

Maybe having two part time jobs but not working even 20 hours per week has drained me of all funniness. Maybe its the heat. Maybe it really does affect me. Kind of like a tick sucking your blood, but you don't know its there. And this is a side effect somewhat like lyme diease.

I may need prozak, or maybe a pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream. Maybe both. Maybe a 5th of some sort of hard liquor. Maybe some street drugs.

I may have to do some experimenting just to figure out the combination.

My butt and legs are sore. I cant sit. I am not sure what I did. But I need some good looking man to rub some ben gay on me. A man with oil and lots of muscles, because I need lots of kneading. I mean my butt and legs need kneading.

Ok I am off to find my sense of humor. If you happen to see it call me at

no need to dial a 1 first. Its my direct line.

Bee Real
see previous post for reason i am saying this...acctually see my last weeks worth. I am having an off week. aww, well....


Anonymous said...

Maybe the volleyball did it?

Bloglines is a site that tells you when your favorite pages are updated.
Kind of like a blogroll that you check and when you click on the site you read it through their site instead of actually viewing the page. If you want to see the actual blog, you just click on the title and it opens a window.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

msybe it was the vollyball..

i am gonna have to check out the bloglines, i would love to know when they are updated..

Jamie Dawn said...

I hope you find your lost sense of humor.
Hopefully, you don't lose your mind next.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

i am afraid ai am already well on my way...any hope for me ya think?

JD's Rose said...

It must be something in the air, or the moon, or some shit...

I was saying to Mr JDR earlier today that I have just realised that I have become boring. Not nice thing to come to terms with...


JD's Rose said...

Careful with the bloglines thing... not everyone may be registered. I had my name removed. I know, I'm a bitter soul.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

i know,we need an intervention I guess..lets pray it all passes;)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

ok, i am not even sure what the bloglines are...i know i see some pop up on my site meter coming from there..i have neever known what it was.

and i didnt know u could have your name removed..i know nothing as you can see:)

Karin said...

I don't use bloglines I think it is cheating. I click on everyones page throughout the day and see if they have posted. I am actually kind of ocd about the whole process. I think your pain is due to the snakes. I think your sense of humour is in Boo's diaper along with all the sand. I hope this helps.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

i find it all very helpful;)

Kelly said...

If you have lost it, I sure hope you find your sense of humor soon. That's the only way you'll make it through working two jobs with crazy shifts like that and balance the family life too. Not to mention that your posts are the laughter we so badly need at the end of the can't let us down! :)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well considering i have not worked in days, i am not sure if that is it or not..i feel i am losing my touch. i need to take a course in stand up..

its hot too, that doesnt help, nothing is funny when your too hot. am i right?

Wethyb said...

Aw, sounds like the week I'm having! At least it's Friday!!

Marel Lecone said...

Hey, Girl. Except for you and Vani, I don't seem at all interested in the internet. I have no idea what is going on in the world. I work and do the home thing when I can. Is this all there is to it all? I hope that you find your humor. I'm just babbling here. So, take care.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

amen to that girl. Friday always makes things better:)

I hear you there. I think I am getting burned out or something. But I am glad you still enjoy stopping by here:)

Lady Noelle said...

Have you tried some anti-inflamitories? IbProfen?

Heating pad?

Maybe try a message?

Get your man to rub your ass. I'm sure HE wouldn't mind. Hehe!

And seriously, in the summer, I feel different. I hate being hot. The thought of taking a shower and then being all sweaty again 5 minutes later is depressing. The winter may be cold, but atleast you can bundle up in some clothes and hot blankets from the dryer, your hot man, and some hot cocoa with the little marshmellows. Mmm, sounds like heaven to me. Another thing that sucks about summer is you sleep like 5 feet away from your lover. In the winter your like all over each other all night trying to stay warm... I can't wait. Just a few more months of yucky summer.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

lady noelle,
i have been popping motrin all feels a tad better today but after walking my 4 miles, it is sore as hell again.

I am not much for the cold, i rather like the heat..just not when i am sleeping. but you have some very good points girl:)

Cliff Morrow said...

Well...bad news. I had my bags packed thinking that you would drop the 'good looking' part when looking for a man for the 'butt and thigh kneading' job. After consultation with my Bride, and looking at your forecast, the chances of Hell freezing over seems remote at best.

Michele_3 said...

what do you mean you lost your sense of humor? your posting about getting your butt kneaded! LOL..

Silly girl- I don't think you could ever lose your humor,it's attached to you for life-love it!

P.s- didn't know about bloglines either- I see it alot on sitemeter too..Take care!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

wait, did i blow my chance of you coming to do my kneading?...I have air condtioning..come on now.

well it seems to be very slight at best. Nothing is funny to me, nor can i write anything funny. mr shaky has whole hearted agreed with me..what a butt wad.

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