I think it is going to be Manic Monday..I can feel it in me bones sailor
So the weekend was a nice reminder of what hell will be like. I liked it. Everyone in my hive hated it. How did I become surrounded by incompetent heat haters? I will not lower myself to their standards. It was 110 yesterday at one point in the day...that was with the humid so thick you swear you saw monkeys jumping in the trees..Or any other animal from the tropical rain forest.
Maybe that is where I need to live. I need to move to Madagascar and live with the Lemurs and snakes so big where they could make a small meal out of me. I could live on coconuts, banana's and whatever else I find living under rocks and swampy areas. This diet alone will get me to a size 2....
tomorrow I get to go see Def Leppard and Journey. I told Mr Shaky I wanted to go buy a slutty shirt to wear to the event. He told me he was not impressed and that this would be the last time I would be able to wear slutty shirts.
Guess I have more slutty shirts then I thought..I was thinking I did not own any..I stand corrected.
My mom and I are going to enjoy a slutty dinner at the Hard Rock Cafe which is located across the street from where the entertainment will take place. Which is also across from the bar/night club Prince shot the movie Purple rain at....I may, for your viewing pleasure of course ,snap some shots of said landmarks. Minneapolis may not be known for much, but I will show you some of the small details..because I care that much..That's why I do the things I do for you people!
I will now show you the proper attire for when its 225 degrees outside. This is Boo, she wore this a lot over the weekend. I am thinking she may be more than slightly retarded, maybe borderline seasonal disorder
Mr Shaky swears by the hand of God he lost 2 pounds over the weekend because of the heat. I am going to suggest we get a sauna. Think how thin we would be if that were the case.
My boo is turning into the next Joan Beiz or Joni Mitchell if you will. She has taken up the art of playing folk music on her guitar. She has all sorts of matreial. I heard her "Ode to watermelon song" and lets not forget her " i like to pay da git-ar" song. She then hands it to me and asks me to play. I tell her I am not a muscian and can not play these box of wood. She then says " just twy momma, just twy"
I did try. I sang a wonderful randtion of such classics as " Somebody come and play with me" and " rubber ducky" also the classic " Id like to visit the moon"
Hello butt cracks at American Idol, I have all sorts of talent ozzing outta my bossoms and shorts, raise your age limit and I will give you a show you shant forget....
Right now Boo is swaying to the crap playing on The Lawrnece Welk show. Mr Shaky is poisning her tiny feable brain. I wont tell you what they are doing right now. Its way too damn embaressing.
Well I am off to find a slutty shirt. Don't ask me what that means for I really don't know. And if they ask me to join the band I will not be back. After they see my moves in my slutty shirt they may request I be a back up dancer. I know rock shows seldom have dancers. But trust me..It will happen. Or they will request I be removed from the premisces. It could go either way.
Monday, July 17, 2006
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