Its all clear to me now. Rather than have children I should of started breeding goldfish. You feed them once a day, clean the bowl once a week. No sass, no peeing on the floor, and no grazing like a cow all day. The past 2 weeks have made me rethink this whole mother business.
I need to live on a Dude Ranch. I need to wear cowboy hats, and wear leather pants, whip horses and chase cattle. ALONE...I want my skin to become so dried from the sun that it looks like a leather purse. I want snake skin boots, and a skull on my belt buckle. I want to be a bad ass.. I want to be the kind of bad ass like Curly in City Slickers. Minus the dying part and being buried in the open desert.
You know you have a stupid baby when she says she wants pie and you tell her that her meat loaf is pie, then she eats it and says " momma good pie."
You know your kids have a stupid mother when your on your walk and you spot a cute little chipmunk, you make eye contact and he scurries into his nucker hole, and you stick your finger in there...Hope the little bastard was vaccinated.
I am calling today to set up my interview for Friday for the Corrections Officer job. I still can not believed I was called. I mean I put that application in 2 months ago..I figure they must of hired a few and they have quit, or the prisoners have killed them..I really need to start reading the paper.
I work today from 8-4..So I will try and catch up on everyone soon...Happy Trails and Happy Hump Day.