Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Heaven

May I have your attention please.....

You are now speaking to officer Bossy..That's right. I am the new Corrections Officer of this county, with the Meth trouble..

I got a call this morning from the sheriffs office asking if I was still intersted. I said "yes, I am sir."

He said " its yours then."

I know they interviewed a good 20 people. Why they chose me? Not sure..They must know I am a bad ass...

So watch your p's and q's folks, or I will come use my handcuffs and my strip search techniques on you...

Be afraid, be very afraid...

Bee Real

27 comments:

Michele_3 said...

Congrats girl!
I'm so happy for you- I'll be looking forward to the funny & bizarre stories I know you'll have once you start your job there..
congratulations-that's awesome!
:)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

why thank girl..and i am sure there will be much to tell;)

Karin said...

Congratulations officier Bossy, do you get a billy club? That will also help keep Mr. Shaky from licking you. Now you can really scarfe your bees.

Litlsassy20 said...

Congrats!!! I can't wait for THOSE stories LOL Lord knows you'll put a nice spin on them lol
Also, isn't that kinda dangerous????

Kendra Lynn said...

Congratulations! Wow...sounds like a tough job. Good luck.

Kendra

novaks8 said...

omg! I Knew you were gonna get it!

It is gonna make for some GREAT blogging!!!!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

karin,
thank you girl..i told him already he has to stop licking my arm, or i will shoot him:)

sassy,
thank you, i know I can not wait to tell me first prison story:)

kendra,
yes, it is gonna be kinda tough, but it will be fun..i hopr..hehe

mary,
r u psycic?...

and i have been hard up over the last few days ofr matriel..no more..haha

keesh said...

oh that is wonderful! Congrats!! You are a bad ass, should be fun though too. We look forward to all the raunchy stories!!

Jewl said...

Congrats and good luck.

And remember, just because you have handcuffs now doesn't mean you can walk back into Target and start taking people down!! LOL

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

kish,
i have a feeling some storeis may be R rated..haha

jewel,
oh you crack me up....

why cant i get your damn blog page to come up?...you have some sort of voodoo curse on it..i can never open it, and when i do, i can never open the comment box..get that fixed stat...i have the same trouble with Kari too..

Gette said...

Congrats. Remember to handle the meth heads with gloves. Literally. That sh*t transfers skin to skin. Then you might have some really wild stories, though. Nevermind.

Peggy said...

Oh Lord, now we have images in our head of what you will be doing with handcuffs! LOL Congrats and you better post about all your adventures! Who is gonna take the guys for supplies and feed the flying pony?

d said...

WOO HOO!

Congrats! Your very own handcuffs huh? Nice.

Just you be careful.

Jamie Dawn said...

Hooray for YOU!!!!
I think you will really be great at scaring those offenders of the law into shape. Make sure you practice your cussing, so you can keep up with them.
Somehow, I feel you'll have no trouble.
I guess this gives you the right to lock up your hubby and kids. :)

Working Mom said...

Way to go! Are you allowed to bring the handcuffs home? ;) Hubby may like you having this job...hehe

The Blog Whore said...

Whoa! I'm happy for you, but my body cavities are scared.

Peggy said...

Hey if peeing around the toliet starts again can I be the super nammie? http://deputyswife.blogspot.com/
I read this and thought it would be something you would do! LOL

Choppzs said...

Awww shit, I am screwed now!! lol Oh wait, I don't live in your county, or well even your state, so I guess I don't have to look over my shoulder everytime I do something bad. lol

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

gette,
really? now your freaking me out..I did not know that.

peggy,
hahaha, well i am still gonna try and get my guys thier supplies. I am gonna try and keep both jobs..am i crazy?

d,
well i dont know for sure, i am just assuming..and from the talk, i will have my own..could be fun huh?

jamie,
I was gonna try and cut back on the curse words, but i knew one day it would pay off:)

denise,
i may sneak them home if not;)

blog whore,
well i dont have to do full caivty searches, just your basic strip search...your orfaces are safe:)

peggy,
ok, i need to go check this out..


choppzs,
ok, well you might fly under my radar then;)

Meow said...

Hey, Wow, that is brilliant. Congratulations. Looking forward to your stories of on-the-job life !!
Take care, Meow

aatank said...

You must have worn a v-neck shirt that day. What group of men wouldn't want those hanging around all day to enjoy? Ha Ha just kiding!! Congrats!! You will be great and won't take any crap from those bad boys.

jsull said...

Well thats good Buzzy. Congrats.
Handcuffs? Afraid?
nah not me........
js

Granny said...

I'm sort of behind so this is for both posts.

Congratulations. I'll be watching for your stories. Has to be an improvement over Target.

Jewl said...

I have no clue why you can't get on mine or Kari's blog!! Hmmm... I know I used to have that problem on somebody else Blog and I would double click the red privacy button on the bottom right hand corner and it would bring the page up. You're the only one though that tells me they have a problem!! Not sure how to help you, sorry!!

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