I just wanted to document our 110 degree day for you. Mr Shaky pants was all up in arms over the heat. Says it gave him massive diarrhea. I say he ate too much, but whatever.
Remember when I wrote about him wearing my old skanky maternity shorts as under garments , then putting shorts on over it and the skanky shorts spilling out from the bottom?...Well I have proof today my friends. Behold...This is what Bossy deals with.
Someone needs to tell him this looks wrong. He wont listen to me. See this is him not listening to me..
hello dude, its not a good look...
This is what the sky looks like when its 210 degrees out...Yup, its just blue, go figure.
Here is Boo bee thinking about swimming in the 300 degree heat......She would make a smashing swim suit model with that big budda belly.
This is her lounging on the deck after her swim..Wait she refused to swim because there was a dead fly floating in it. All morning she said "momma put on simming soup peese"....yes she says simming soup..its not a new Campbells dish, its the way she talks. She is slightly retarted mmkay!
Ok it wont let me do anymore, I will post them below using another program..Blogger get your head out of your glourois butt crack please..thank you..
Anyway, I have decided what my new diet is going to consist of. Are you ready for this?
Sugar free jello
fat free popcorn
diet dr pepper
all which are fat free..to keep my blood sugar stable i will consume one bacon cheese burger per day.
I am uping my walk time from 4 miles a day to 6. I will walk my normal 4 around my lake, then 2 extra on my treadmill. Only days I do not waork though. I need to get to single digit pants. I am tired of wearing a 10/12..they suck....
Ok I am posting more pics at the bottom, please just humor and look...I know you hate it, but damn it....too bad.