Friday, July 21, 2006

I hate everything about you!

So I went and got my ring put back in. It was not closed, just needed a little extra painful push is all. I drive nearly an hour one way to get this done, cause I am stupid like that.

On the way home I am minding my own business ,as always. I pull onto the highway that leads to my hive and out of the clear blue yonder I have lights in my mirror. I am thinking this better not be for me, or the cop better be worth looking at. I get my purse open so I am in easy reach of my lipgloss...

I pull to the side and see this is indeed meant for me. So I find my lipgloss, look out the window and see I am not going to be needing my lipgloss. Rather a Billy club.

it was a female. Female cops always give other females tickets..I don't know why, but they do..We are bitches, I guess that explains it.

So anyway, she asks me for my lisence and blah blah blah....She says I was going 55 in a 45.

your telling me you are pulling me over for THAT?....Oh hell no this is not happening.

Then it gets better, she says she is going to write me a ticket. And that since I don't have a MN license that she could issue me a ticket for that as well as impound my car.

But since she was a nice gal and all that she would just be giving me the speeding ticket.

hey lady, suck it.....I had a good looking cop 2 months ago not give me a ticket..He saw my charm. You suck.

so the wench gave me a 137 buck speeding ticket. I hate her.

I am so egging her house this Halloween.

So right now all cops suck. Stop pulling over mini vans with mommy's in them going to get their nose rings put back in..And go catch yourself some criminals for crying out loud. Isn't that what we pay you for?...Damn.

I better go pay my ticket before my boss has to book me in the county jail next week. I have a feeling I might get canned for that.

So what have we learned?

Cops suck
getting a nose ring re inserted hurts like hell
cops suck
and don't chew on your cheeks and not expect to get a canker sore

oh and cops suck

Bee Real

17 comments:

Kelly said...

Ouch! That won't look good at the new jobie job. Better take care of that ticket soon. You are right, it does seem that the female cops are worse...for us gals anyway. Hope your weekend gets better.

Britmum said...

Oh Bossy so you weren't wearing your sluty t-shirt blaring out Def Leppard? Have you no pride?

I am sorry you got a speeding ticket.

I have never had one and I just hope you don't jinx me or I will be over to write you a ticket of sorts. LOL

Pack in practicing for the speedway and quite day dreaming you are not in a mini van.

Take care lovey xx

Kendra Lynn said...

Okay. The nose ring sounds like it is more trouble than it is worth! Whew.
And I am so sorry about that ticket.
Female cops are awfully rude.

Kendra

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

kelly,
yes, i am gonna get the damn thing paid tommorow..but i am going to bitch and whine about it for months.

britmum,
well i am afrid if i was wearing my slutty shirt, she woulda throwm me in the slammer for prostitioun or something..hehe

it is untrapment i tell you..it was a speed trap and i will let everyine know this;-)

kendra,
well hopefull i have this nose ring thing all done with..

and speeding tickets suck, this is my very first anything..in fact i have only been pulled over one other time and that was 2 months ago with the good looking cop..

she was not so good looking;)

Karin said...

I am sorry you got a ticket. What kind of highway has a 45 speed limit anyway. She was looking to fill her quota and 55 in a 45 was the best she could find. DO you have traffic school there that you can do online so it won't go on your record? You should look into it.

Cliff Morrow said...

I told you to lose the stud. But no, you just won't listen to men. Maybe that's why I'm one of the few men suffering thru this 'veil of tears'.
Maybe the judge will be a man and you can get someting done on that end.
Or not.
"Case dismissed, and officer, quit giving tickets to great looking women."

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Karin,
well it is not going on my record, she said she was giving me a specail kind of ticket that is not going on my record nor will it effect my insurance..i am just gonna pay it and be done with it...well it was 45 because it is just on the outskirts of a town, the speed limit was 55 about 100 feet ahead of me..bitch...yes the woman was a bitch:)

cliff,
well there will be no judge, i am just gonna send in my payment with a hate note:)

just_tammy said...

What a day you had! Some where on the web is a place where you can alert the nation as to exactly where this speed trap is. Then others can vent they've been caught in the same place or be warned and can avoid the cranky wench. You should have shown her your hand cuffs!

Well, we will now see if your blog is going to play with me today since it hasn't all week. It didn't seem to like any of my witty comments.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

tammy,
i am just gonna move:)

and my blog wont take comments of they are wittier then the blog owners..:)

Lady Noelle said...

I figured a good push would do it. Glad to hear you got it back in. And yeah, prolly find a plug for it before you have to take it out again for any amount of time.

Can I come egg houses with you? No wait, you should dress up as a x-men lady with me for Halloween. I'm gonna be Emma Frost. She's hot. She can make her skin turn into diamond.

Hehe, I'm a geek. Hope you have a good weekend.

Tee said...

That sucks! That is way too much for just 10 miles over the limit :p

Badoozie said...

slow down dum dum!!

Jamie Dawn said...

You were only going 10 mph over the limit. That lady cop was just looking to bust a fellow chick.

If I lived nearby, I'd help you egg her house!!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

lady n,
yes, please come help egg her house..i was thinking of being a french maid for halloween but i like your idea better:)

tee,
amen..

suzie,
its a conspricay against me..everyone hates me..but i am on to them all.

jamie,
yes, i think so too..i can use all the help i can get, so you be scooby doo for halloween and come on over:)

Fantastagirl said...

take the lead foot off the accelator.... just kidding... sorry you got a ticket.

vani said...

cops do suck! i would be pissed too- so much for just 10 miles over the speed limit? gimme a break!

Working Mom said...

It seems like sometimes some cops are just dying to give tickets no matter what and there's no way out of them. Why didn't you throw your new job position at her? LOL

That sucks about the nose ring! But I'm a wuss and don't like anything painful :)