Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Cuts like a knife

well as I stated in my last post I am the new Corrections Officer in this crappy county. I will try and save one Meth kid at a time. I am not a freaking miracle worker.

The next few days are going to be very yucky. First off I have to be up at the sheriff's dept at 8am Wed. Then Wednesday night I am working midnights at my "crazy house." I work from midnight till 8am. Then Thursday morning when I get out of there I head back up to the sheriffs dept again for my paper work. I am gonna try and work in a nap in the next 72 hours if I can. So if my posts become few and far between in the next few days, please forgive me. And if I don't stop by your place, please don't cast me out. I am working for a living damn it..Cut me a damn break.

My Butch bee and my mom were watching a TV show about the new pirate movie with Johnny Depp. My son tells my mom that I think Johnny Depp is dreamy. One day I told him jokingly that me and Mr Depp were suppose to be married, but I ended up turning him down and marrying his dad. For a few minutes I think he believed me. He said I should of married Johnny Depp cause he is a millionaire and I like money.

I saw a dead snake last night on my walk. From now on I am hovering. It did not sit well with me. Anything without legs does not sit well with me. But then I don't like centipedes either. So I don't like things with legs either. Maybe it must have fur. Ok I take that back. I hate bats. I hate rats.

Oh, speaking of bats, the night before we left for our road trip to Michigan we had a bat in the house. Then one night while I was sleeping nicely on my dads couch, one was flying over my head and my dads cat caught it. I woke my dad up, told him he had a bat. We followed the sucker into the kitchen where my dad and his manly ways started beating it with the broom. He left a blood trail.

When Mr shaky catches them, he does it humanly. So the sons a bitches can get back in.

I like my dads way better.

Death to bats, rats, bugs and snakes....Which sums up much of my family and some in laws.

Am I right people?

Bee Real


d said...

God, you make me laugh like no one else.

Show no mercy. That goes for bats, rats, spiders, family and in-laws! Give 'em an inch, they take a mile!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

ha, you do the same for me...but thank you my dear..

and yes show know mercy at all:)

Kendra Lynn said...

Wow...sounds like you will be awfully busy!
Good luck...try to get some rest when you can.


Bossy♥'s YOU said...

yes i will, for a few days anyway..but it will be good for me i think..

Karin said...

Wow you are going to be rich with all the hours you are working. How long are you going to have two jobs? As far as the creepy animals in the house, my folks are huge chickens. I am not sure who is worse my Mom or my Dad. They got a lizard in their shower and they both screamed like little girls and threw a trash can over it. Then they argued about who had to stick something under the trash can and remove the lizard from the house. I believe the lizard was left under the trash can to smother to death. It is weird cause I got none of that fear. I am only afraid of birds and I hate those little bitches.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well until i know how many days i get a week at the sheriffs i can keeping my crazy peobut i people job..i know its stupid..but i really want to start brinign home a decent leaving ..i have big plans honey..big plans..

i dont have much fear..i can deal with it, but i do fear snakes,,thats the main one..

Tee said...

Your job just sounds so interesting! LOL. Of course we'll cut you a break. Geez!

As for Johnny Depp - I don't usually find him attractive but he makes a mighty fine pirate. LOL.

Jewl said...

Are you always going to work the night shift????
Yeah, not a big fan of those creatures either... Although I do prefer them over the one I have living in my back yard.

Cliff Morrow said...

Congratualtions on the job BB. The Sheriff knows quality when he sees it.
I hope you've told him this must not cut into your blog time.
The end of your blog sounded like you were in a pulpit. (like that's going to happen)
Book them Danno.

just_tammy said...

Yesterday while shoe shopping for the teen, we saw a shirt that reminded me of the life you are currently living. It stated 'although the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas'. Thought you might enjoy that.

Congrats on the new job. I think I'll stay far away since you now sport hand cuffs and have the power to convince a two year old meat loaf is pie. You are woman!

Choppzs said...

ok Dream Bee, since you bring up bats here's a dream I had last night. Mind you, hubs and I watch Big Brother every season and it was on last night.

I was in the BB house, and they had a big brown bat in there. It was left from one of the games that was played for Head of Household. For some reason everyone kept putting the bat in my bed, or under my bed, or in my drawers with my clothes. I would freak out, run and cry. But they all just laughed at me and kept toruturing me with this bat. The last thing that happened was I woke up from sleeping and it was stuffed under my covers. Then I woke up.

Analyze that. Maybe I need your dad to come into my dream and butcher the damn thing and all the other houseguests!! lol

Michele_3 said...

Loved that post- couldn't stop laughing..I think we all can survive while you catch Z's in the next few days..

The new Pirates of Carribean movie is awesome-go see it!
I agree, there is something very attractive about Johnny Depp-he does a great job as Cpt. Jack Sparrow(I wouldn't mind being stuck on the Black pearl with him one bit)LOL!

Badoozie said...

tell shaky pants to man up and kill the damn bat. do the dad thing.

now onto other subjects. I'm so dang proud of you for getting that job. you are going to be very good at it, and its going to be tough but so much better than standing behind a counter. change that picture to your new uniform soon please so we can all put the T experience behind ourselves. thanks

pack of 2 said...

cool job girl. Watch those meth freaks though...they are seriously crazy!

We see them around certain parts of portland...they think they are superman...that drug wacks people careful!


Felecia said...

Methheads...bats....and snakes, OH MY!

Congrat's on your new payroll op! Things are going to be shaping up in your town, eh Bossy?

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

hey peeps..

just got home, but i can tell you under NO circumstnces will there be a photo of me in my work get up...unless I look really hot..

which i know i dont ask..

Lady Noelle said...

Hey, I found your blog link on the blog whores blog. I'm bored today and just reading everyones blog.

Good luck being a correctional officer. My sister had one of those. I didn't like her because she let my sister get away with too many things.

Try to get some sleep. If not, coffee is always good.

Bats suck. Snakes are creepy. And yes, I could relate some of my family members to some types of animals. Catch ya later.

Mrs. Diamond said...

Congrats on the new job!!!

And I'm with you on the bats. Flying rats is all they are. Ugh.

jsull said...

the only good snake isa dead 1. If you happen to kill a rattler then get the grease hot cause I'm coming to dinner. The fur thing hmmmmmmmm. I searched and searched and not only found no direct poop talk but not even a subtile refrence!. Atta girl. JD ain't near as sexy as me but I guess some find him pretty. He seems to be a pretty odd cat.

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