Thursday, March 01, 2007

Holy Mother of God

we have our very first snow day today...Last night we were told we could see 20 inches of snow by Friday morning, then this morning that ass licker of a weather man told me my area could see up to 6 feet of snow...That is FEET..Is that even possible?

So if u don't hear from me in the next few days here are a list of possible scenarios that could of happened..

*I have been killed on my way to or from work tonight

* my roof caved in from the heavy snow atop of my dwelling

* I did great bodily harm to one or all of the kids and am sitting in jail

* I killed the weather man and I am sitting in jail

* I killed Al Gore and am being held in a federal prison

*I mixed methadone, valum,happy pills and rubbing alcohol together to calm my nerves..(and it didn't sit well and I am sitting on a cold slab in the morgue next to Anna Nicole)

So that's it....

those are the only possibilities that come to mind.

Bee Real

well i was just informed they are sending the road crews home in my county home at 3pm, they feel it is too dangerous for the plows to be out..the bastards must not realize chirstina has to be to work at 4pm..

I am taking my jammies and toothbrush to work in case i cant get out.

son of a bitch



28 comments:

Blazer1234 said...

Holy Shit. And you have to work tonight?? I hope you can get home after your shift....safe and sound.

~Deb said...

I think you need to fly to New York and calm your nerves with one of Deb's famous martinis! That'll do the trick! We had a snow storm a couple of weeks ago - which I absolutely LOVE - and I made drinks during the day like a true boozer would!

I hope you're safe and warm!

js said...

hey sexy be careful driving!
If you kill Al Gore you get an award not prison!
haaaaaaaa
hope the snow isnt to bad on y'all
one additional thought
MOVE!!!!!!!!!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Blazer,
holy shit is right...I got to tred my ass to work from 4-midnight..son of a bitch.

Deb,
cant fly to NY today, the airport is prolly closed hehe..

i wouldnt mind so much if we had not gotten 2 feet of snow 5 days ago...son of abitch agian..

I need to get u to some AA meetings..hahahahahahahaha

SLick WIlly,
trust me, I want to move, a woman of my delicate natarue desrves betgter living condtions.

js said...

i kno u are
get outta there!
hurry, well wait till the snow melts down to 17 feet before u try to leave

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

slick willy,
yes, thats a good idea...I can barley see the top of my mom wheels as it is...she is gettin burried...

poor mr shaky has to come home at lunch time and shovel the driveway so I can go to work at 4..

I told him he might wanna make damn sure i can get in the driveway at midnight...

;)

Choppzs said...

Well holy cow, you forgot that you may not be able to get out of your house, and run out of food and water and have to resort to eating your children, but you can't so you starve to death. I don't know, just a thought!! Be careful in that white stuff!!

ktlee said...

I found your blog via JD's Rose. I am in MN as well, near the Twin Cities. I am not happy with this whole 80 feet of snow we are getting.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Choppzs,
naw, dont eat meat..hehe

Ktlee,
thanks for popping in...stay safe though..damn snow.

"T" said...

Next to Anna?

Well, just make sure you have it damn straight what to do with you...


or all us bloggers will fight over whose back yard to put you in.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

T,
well mr shaky knows I want to be burried under a palm tree...

so it very well may be your backyard..teehee

Neurotic1 said...

Don't forget that you may get hurt while trying to build that damn igloo! I can't imagine that much snow and hell I don't want to! Hurry up and move down south!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Nuerotic,
I keep trying to picutre snowfall as tall as I am...and it makes me want to vomit..

we must have a good 8 inches out there already, on top of the 19 we got a few days ago..I littrally cant see the top of my van..I am taking mr shakys car to work tonight..sure to get good and stuck in that..

son of a bitch..

Michael Manning said...

Bossy: Be usre to have some Pink Lipstick and those glamorous sunglasses with a little Rouge in your purse! (That's a compliment BTW!) But seriously, be safe and when you get home have a Dirty Martini waiting. Salute'!

YOU ROCK BOSSY! STAY WARM AND FAMOUS!!!

JD's Rose said...

I don't think that option #3 has much to do with the snow! Loove it!

xxx

Brandy said...

Damn I am thanking the heavens that it is missing me! Stay safe!! Dont kill anyone, then I wouldnt be able to get a chuckle from time to time!

"T" said...

We'll put you next to the hamster.

aatank said...

I thought you lived in MN and not Alaska?

We only got about 4-5 inches when they called school off at 12:30. Shortly after that it turned to freezing rain and sleet.

Stay safe driving in that Shitty snow. Make sure to pack a blanket, food and water in case you get stuck for 3 days.

Peggy said...

call in and tell them if the county can't plow you can't drive to work. Then tell hubby you just have to work and go check into a nice hotel and enjoy the weekend!

Jerry said...

Bossy,
Snow sucks. I vote FOR global warming, at least until the snow goes away.

Can you buy some snowdogs and a sled?

Miss 1999 said...

Damn girl! I've been worried about you! My in-laws in Cyrus have 25 inches of snow, with more coming! PLEASE be careful, and take care of yourself! *Hugs*

Kendra Lynn said...

OOOH...not fun...I hope you don't get stranded...home or anywhere else.

Kendra

Kelly said...

Damn, if your hubby has to have your driveway cleared tonight...he had better get crackin'!

Cliff Morrow said...

the al gore deal sounds good. Just think how bad you'd have it if it weren't for al's global warming.

Meow said...

OMG, that sounds like a sh*t-load of snow !! Hope you got to work and home again safely.
Take care, stay warm, Meow

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

ok, I am home from work, it is snowing and blowing..they have already cancelled school for friday..Right now we have a good two feet of snow, which is one top of the 19 we got last week..

by friday 6pm we should have record totals of snowfall...I will try and post pics tommorw..its not good, not good at all..

thanks for the worry..so far..i have killed noone, but its only 12:30am:)

just_tammy said...

I'm sooo glad you made it home!!! I kept reading through the comments hoping you would check in after work and you did! Sounds like you are getting quite a dusting of snow. Don't ya love when the weather person says dusting. To me a dusting is like powdered sugar on top of a treat. Theirs can mean just about anything. Stupid weather!

Anyway, stay home now and dig through all of Mr. Shaky's supplies. Sure hope he stashed some good stuff to keep you happy! Stay safe.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

tam,
yup I made it home...its still snowing, and we have about 20 new inches of snow..i am gonna post pics in a bit..

plus i have to work today too..son of a bitch