Monday, March 26, 2007

u got a freind in me

I am thisclose to telling all the retarded people I work with, that they are indeed, asshats.

I don't mind being surrounded by mediocre intellect folk, as long as they do not speak to me.

I have told you before about how they all use this term fur.. they can put that in any word..I will give u some examples.

oh thats fur cute
oh thats fur stupid
oh thats fur lame

u get the jest right?

Every time I hear this, I wanna take my hand, and brush it hard against their face, hoping to knock the stupid out.

but now they say something that is equally as stupid, if not worse.

I will set the scene. Lets say your watching TV, and something weird or gross comes on. Instead of saying " oh my word, that is kind of gross" or " damn, thats some weird shit right there."


They say this..

ish

nothing in front of it, nothing in back of it..

not grossish
not foolish
not weirdish


you get what I am saying..its just ish.

First time I heard it, I honest to God thought I did not hear the beginning of the word, that maybe my ears were taking a slight break from having to hear the bullcrap they say. Then as the day progresses, you hear it. Out of every one's mouth.

ISH
ISH

sonofabitch....

what the bloody hell does it mean? And not only that, but how does saying that make you seem like your not a hick, or a redneck? Now at my one particular job, 90% of the employees are not educated at all, or so it seems.

I hate being surrounded by boobs.

If I was a dude, I would not be a boobman.

because I know that boobs are stupid.

If any of you throw these terms out of your mouth, or they sort of roll off your tongue, your a boob, and I highly recommend you stop using these terms.

its just a bit of advice for this Monday.

I am sure some of u whom may use these terms are saying

"shit, she is fur stupid"

or

"ISH"

you go right ahead and say it, you Go*damn boob.

Bee Real

30 comments:

Working Mom said...

Damn girl, I just commented on your last post and you've already put up another one!

Ish!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Working mom,
well that was saturdays post..haha

your fur stupid.

haha

Neurotic1 said...

Get out that can and open some fur whoop ass ish! Maybe they will understand that ;)

Wendy said...

Ish! You are cracking my fur ass up! Don't even know if I used that correctly, I just wanted to use fur and ass in the same sentence.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Neurtoic,
maybe u need to come and help me open that can...they wouldnt know what to do with the both of us..i swear, no one in sandusky is THAT retarded.

Wendy,
haha...well, I am not sure if that made sence, but it was damn funny non the less:)

Karin said...

Well I will say those terms haven't made it here to California yet. They do sound stupid though. Be careful at work stupid can be contagious.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Karin,
I am thinking it may be a MN thing, I never heard it in MI..EVER.

Well its not the stupid I worry about catching, it seems all the females are getting pregant..thats what I am worried about.

the ones on welfare and smoke two packs a day afre birthing babies..the one is 23 on her fourth kid...

*shudders*

Fur Shaver said...

im positive that i have never heard those words here
not in that context anyway
fur here is fur shaving;)~

it must be so damn colde there y'all sit around and make up words!

oh yeah someone believes the boobie man (you know that hot, sexy, smart, wonderful, sweet, alluring, brain trust) from the last post might be a stalker!!!
haaaaaaaaaa

ktlee said...

Pretty sure it's a small town MN thing. I've heard those scary phrases thrown out in conversations as well.

Blazer1234 said...

My Boo Bear says "ish" when he is trying to say fish. That's only way I've ever heard it, at least all by itself. These are co-workers saying this, or convicts? Either way, I agree, they're retards.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

slick willy,
u mean your not a stalker?

Kyklee,
I am glad I am not the only one who has heard these terms...drives me nuts.

Blazer,
its the co-workers...the convicts at least use four letter words i can understand;..haha

js said...

ok-k'n-course I am,
Bossy just because a man is stunningly good looking, a certified genius and as infamous a lover as Don Jaun ever was doesnt mean he isnt a stalker!
js

The Kept Woman said...

Fer sure, fer sure (that's how the CA surfer-dude tech guy talked when we had to work out my Generic iPod issues.

It was kinda weirdish.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

slick,
do u look like Johnny Depp?..he was a good looking don jaun..if not, just say u do.

TKW,
oh no...I have had issues with my Ipod, Ipods are fur stupid.

js said...

ummmmmmm that would be not no but hell no!
even tho that celeb thig had him on there
he is built like a POW and isnt he gay???
js

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

willy,
u watch your mouth..he is NOT gay, shame on u..

built like a POW?..are u seriuos?..have u seen the Pitartes of the Carbbian?..he has nice muslces:)

i love me some johnny depp, i mean REALLY love me some johnny dep..ALTHOUGH, last time i saw an "interview" with him, his teeth are kinda bad, stained from smoking and drinking coffee I am assuming..I have seen him drink a pot..haha

Michele_3 said...

I have no idea what ISH means- But I'm with you- It is irritating & sounds stupid that is fur sure..LOL!

:)

Tomscockwhore said...

ISH!!

Well I'd say that the people you work for are fur diculous!

JD's Rose said...

Yeah, I don't get it... sounds stupid.

xxx

Kendra Lynn said...

LOL...that is hilarious.
People are so stupid.

Kendra

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Michelle,
I dont know what it means either,but its driving me nuts;)

TCW,
haha....it fur asshat-ish..haha

Jd,
thats fur sure:)

Kendra,
amen, it is stupid, but a bit funny:-)

js said...

now bossy surely you know i have to gooda taste to watch gay pow's that can't act!!!!!!!!!
come on now!!!!!!!!!!!
j

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

oh no u didnt!!

Marel Lecone said...

Hey, Girl. How are you? Hey, where did Vani go? I think I've been away too long. Hope all is well. :)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

shoot, i didnt know she went anywhere..damn..

Melis said...

BOO! lmao!!! That's right... I'm gonna haunt you FOREVERRR!! DAMN fine lookin dress you got on this blog btw! *wink* Omg! I've missed ya sooo damn much girly! And I can honestly say that I sat here and read a few of your posts that I've umm... missed... and just LAUGHED MY ASSS OFFF!!! You're the shit! Thinkin bout coming back.. haven't yet decided yet. hehe Do sure miss ya!! Love ya, chick! **hugs**

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

holy shit..where the hell u been?..damn..I have missed u..its been like nearly a year...WTF..

please dont leave me ever again..

Hails said...

Fur is on cats and Dogs. Ive never heard it used in any other text. Ish just shits me to..

ps - YOU'VE BEEN TAGGED!!

~Deb said...

..."I hate being surrounded by boobs."

ISH!!! I can't side with you on that comment!

;)

Hope your day at work goes better!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

hails,
thats what I say, fur is for four legged animals and some eldery people I know;)

Deb,
I kinda thought some may disagree with me on that atatement:)