Wednesday, March 07, 2007

we will, we will rock you

Yes so, I have a cool job and big boobs that allows me all sorts of stuff. I also have a spouse whom not only calls my choice of music "devil music" but also puts aside money weekly for me to do stupid ass things that have to do with my devil music...cuz that's true love asswipes.

I just got my VIP tix for here http://www.moondancejam.com/ . This is a four day event. I will be subjected to all sorts of flashing of boobs, beer, tent sleeping and bug bites.

God I love nature.

~
Ok, here is a tip...

lets say your steam cleaning your carpets, because lets say your cat pissed all over your shit, and lets say you see a gallon of Downy Simply Pleasures laundry soap sitting on the counter. Lets say you decided to give your cleaning efforts a little boost, you added a cap full to the already mixed soap and water to the machine.

Lets say that once u start the machine, u begin seeing so many bubbles you swear to God its snowing inside.

Lets say that u try like hell, but the carpets are still soapy and now drying to be a tad stiff.

but holy hell, they smell like lavender and jasmine.

Bee Real

37 comments:

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

ok, i know its still tuesday and i posted this for wednesday..I have to work all day and half the night, so I did it now..I wont be posting again until like thursday or friday..so bare with me at this time of grief..

god bless and thank u for coming

Neurotic1 said...

Oh I'm so jealous! I like devil music. Can I come? Two words on the other thing~ dumb ass ;)

Cliff Morrow said...

"all sorts of flashing of boobs, beer, tent sleeping and bug bites."
BB you are describing a Kodak moment. Pictures please.
I think I might have been able to have told you not to do that. It would be sort of like the my wife put a little bubble bath in a jacuzzi tub. You just can't do that.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Nuertoic,
yup.u can come..

really there isnt anyone that good yet scheduled other then def leppard..

the line up so far is
def leppard
loverboy
the cars
the fixx
smashmouth
the moody blues
toto

see....not anything real top notch,

Cliff,
ok, so u want picks of the boobs or the bugs?

hehe

house sleeper said...

surely ur not sleep in the yard???
damn
anyway
im nearly the devil himself so i oughta attend
but i dont under any circumstances sleep in the yard!
js

Princess said...

ROFL! I love days like that!

I would soo love to come with you on your 4 days bender!I dont know any of the bands, but hey, An excuse to parrty, dress slutty and perve on guys. Im in?! :P

xoxo

(i cant believe i just wrote that) lol

Blazer1234 said...

Wow, you get to go away and party? I want to come!

And I'm sorry, but your steam cleaner story is just crackin' me up. I once put liquid soap in a dishwasher while I was baby sitting. The little boy came into the room we were sitting in and said, "Ummm. You better get in the kitchen quick. There are bubbles all over the floor. And you are so gonna be in trouble." So if you're in a pinch, never, never, never put liquid soap in a dishwasher. Unless you want to clean your kitchen floor at the same time. A tip from me to you.

Fantastagirl said...

at least the floor smells good - that's all that matters right?

pack of 2 said...

FYI...you can make that same mess if you put Dawn dishwashing liquid in the dishwasher instead of ACTUAL dishwash soap....yep, sure can...I've seen it go terribly wrong:)

Shelly

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

slick willy,
yup..i will sleep in a yard for the sake of rock and roll....so sue me..haha

Princess,
u never heard of Loverboy, or Def Leppard?..oh no...u need help STAT..haha

Blazer,
sure u can come...there is always room for one more boob flasher:)

Fantstagirl,
yup, u have a point;)

Shelly,
yes, I have done that too...I am a big dumbass, I admit it..

js said...

wow
thats freak status fer sure!
i wouldn't sleep in the yard if the damn cowboy cheerleaders were gonna be there!
hseeeeeeeeesh
get em girl

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I plan on gettin em for sure willy...thats the whole plan:)

I thought u would be a campin guy, beings u like huntin and all...

running water guy said...

i cant ever figure why id sleep outside on purpose
i mean i have to elk huting and such but i aint for it am more for climate control and running water
i dont ask for much!!!
i hope you just have your way with them all!!!
make them yours
own their souls!!!
and i want boobie pics too!
copy me cliffs pics!!!!!!!
js

Jeremiah said...

You are lucky that the bubbles didn't summon the ghost of Lawrence Welk, who, by the way, does a great dead guy version of Toto's "Hold the Line."

Karin said...

Wow Bossy that is a special kinda dumbass move. However the next time you have a brilliant idea like that one can you please take pictures cause I would love to see indoor snow. The concert sounds fun and Smashmouth is a huge band!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

slick willy,
running water is highly over rated:)

Jeramia,
funny u say that, because when I told my husband about it, he said the same thing!

Karin,
I can prtty much garntee u there wont be a next time:)

I dont like smashmouth...but I know they were huge in the late 90's..

flea said...

hey at least the house smells nice! hee! i could so see me doing something like this

enjoy the 4 day beer, boob, music fest (i'm just jealous)

Gette said...

I was just gonna email you that I got "moondance mail" that DL was playing. Otherwise the lineup this year looks pretty lame. Past years when I really wanted to go, something always came up, and lately when I have a chance to plan for it, there's no-one I really want to see. We were all ready for Doors 21st Century last year and they canceled. They've gotten too damn pricey with their tickets, too.

~Deb said...

Let's say, my heart goes out to ya girlie! That's no joke- cat piss is NASTY!!!

Anyway, I want to see photos when you come back from the concert!

Devil music? hehe! It's not like you're going to a Marylin Manson concert!

Or are you? Hmm.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Flea,
yup, house smells nice now, other then the carpet up in my room is sorta stiff..haha..

dont be jelous, come on down, we can go toghter:)

Gette,
well, the line up is pretty lame this year..I mean I am only going for the DL show..I do like Loverboy though..other then that, not so good.

I am a memeber of the DL fanclub, so I get access to pre-sale tickets and alrets of any new concert dates..it is pricey though, u are right about that..

Deb,
cat piss sucks doneky balls.

no Marylin Manson, although in the late 90's I did go thru a MM phase..I have his cd Dopeshow...just call me a dumbass.

here kitty kitty said...

there seems to be an upside to the soapy fiasco!
the scent coverd the cat piss smell!!!
see there even when the wet carpet smells moldy it oughta cover the cat piss smell!
js

The Kept Woman said...

But that's like all totally hypothetical though, right?

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Slicky willy,
the carptes arent wet, just stiff, but u like stiff things right?..haha

TKW,
yes all hypothtical:)

Raggedy said...

Your devil music trip sounds fun.
LOL at your stiff rugs. The kids will wear them back to soft in no time.
Law of Rug Configuration No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.

Don't work too hard.

Have a wonderful day!
*^_^
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one

cracka j said...

well im kinda thinkin u like em mo betta than me!!
Im for soft actually and damn sure against shag!!!!!!
but i prefer that none of it smell of cat piss!
js

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Raggedy,
well the carpet is in my bedroom, so it dont get walked on much, I am hoping to break it back to nomral soon..haha

Cracker,
I mean u like to be stiff, for um certain "tasks" u do or particpate in..hehe

Choppzs said...

I love the smell of my gain fabric softner, i think I may try that trick the next time I clean my carpet. Screw the bubbles and stiff carpet, at least it smells good!! lol

Slicker da better said...

yeah i fingerd you meant that
I am all for that, what I can't figure what exactly from my comments made you think something like that about innocent ole me?
Big Poppa

Kendra Lynn said...

Ah...that nice downy smell...hope the carpets are TOO stiff...you might start to get rugburn from walking.

Kendra

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Choppzs,
5 have never tried Gain FS but thats the only detergent I buy, I love gain:)

Slick Willy,
I know u to well I guess;)


Kendra,
well they are starten to soften up now..hehe

badoozie said...

let's say, you're old enough to know better, but you're still too young to care...let's say, you just made a good excuse to get new carpet, and kill a cat. lets just say, i think you fried your brain with devil music, but dang, it makes for funny blogging

( this stupid thing won't let me post)

Angel Girl said...

omg too funny! I hope your carpet dries soon lol.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Suzie,
lets say, u know I am a dumb ass..hey did u go vote for me yet?..if not, do it.

Angel Girl,
hey u....

I do the dumbest things..haha

j said...

hehe
i reckon so
;)~~

Miss 1999 said...

*ROTFLMAO* Girl, you SO ain't right!!! I'm picturing the bubbles all over the floor right now!!! That's given me the smile of the day! I swear!

Anyway, your concert sounds like it's gonna be hella fun!!! *hugs*

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Slick willy,
i reckon that u reckon that..hehe

Miss 1999,
oh it was quite a sight to behold..glad your getting pleasure from my pain..haha

ktlee said...

I love KQ, have you ever done the Vegas trip? So much fun, so much drinking, so many boobs, even some cock.