Thursday, March 29, 2007

What a fool beilves

Lets discuss April Fools Day, shall we? This is the definition according to that fake dictionary on line

April Fools' Day or All Fools' Day, though not a holiday in its own right, is a notable day celebrated in many countries on April 1. The day is marked by the commission of hoaxes and other practical jokes of varying sophistication on friends and neighbors, or sending them on fools' errands, the aim of which is to embarrass the gullible. In some countries, April Fools' jokes (also called "April Fools") are only made before midday.[1] It is also widely celebrated on the Internet.

I am not sure the whole story behind it, I know it had something to do with mid-evil who the hell really cares?

I am sure many of us have played some sort of jokes on this day...

maybe saying your knocked up

your dying

the dog died

you won the lotto

your getting a boob job

any number of things..

I use to play jokes, nothing really good, as nothing comes to mind anymore. That could be because I have no mind..

12 years ago on April Fools Day, I did something pretty foolish..

I married a man whom will eventually turn me into a preachers wife...holy shit no.

that's a damn practical joke if I ever heard one.

son of a bitch.

This is me one the wedding day, this is me and my best lesbian friend..she is not my BEST Lesbian friend, she is my ONLY lesbian friend.

I designed my dress, u likey?

here is me and shaky...he looks like he is just shy of his 15th birthday

April 1 , 1995 I signed away my rights..My rights to:
* playing the field

*being the town whore

*having babies with multiple boys

*getting herpes

*wearing a thong and fishnet stockings together out in public..

instead I have this

*the joy of knowing I don't have to put out to get a second date and a free dinner

*knowing that I will not have to have my hair done to go to the store

*not having to shower for days if I so choose

*having 3 cute kids..Who look like the milk man..Um I mean Mr shaky pants

I better get something good this year...and no Cliff, not a toaster.

Here are some pics of us from present day, note my fine lines and his extra chins, and whatnot...

Now I realize I have it pretty good..I don't have to do allot. He lets me buy pricey front row tickets to rock shows, he lets me take vacations without him, he lets me sleep in on weekends..

But he still aint no

Although Boo told me daddy wouldn't mind if I kissed this guy, she said in fact he would be happy..

I am so gonna test that theory out one of these days.

Bee Real


Choppzs said...

Just wanted to tell you to try again!!! lol the damn video wouldn't load! lol

Kendra Lynn said...

Happy Anniversary.
April Fools Day is Merry's birthday.
No one believes me when I tell them that.
I called my MIL to tell her I was in labor and she didn't believe me.


Kelly said...

Aw, I think you two look better now than you did back then. You may have gotten married on April Fools day, but I got married on my birthday and am now divorced from him....damn! Timing is everything! LOL

Tomscockwhore said...

Okay so my crazy boyfriend, who was born and raised in North Dakota, has an explanation for the "ish" thing. He says it's short for "ishta". (spelling may be wrong). Evidently it's Swedish or Norwegian and used in regular conversation. "Ish" was used to represent something nasty.

Now whether or not your co-workers use it in the right form, I don't know. But hey, at least it's an explanation.

Remind me not to read him any more of your funny posts, he takes all the fun out of it.

sonofabitch (as bossy would say!)


PS - Just as beautiful now as you were then!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

ok, I will go back and check it out:)

Oh, Happy Birthday to Merry..I wouldnt beilve u either if u called and told me that on April Fools day..haha

so my lines and fat are becoming?..haha

and I am one day older then u, and our birthday is coming happy non married anymore day come may 3 for u..haha

holy shit, so there is a reason? I am sure these fucktards no nothing of that..

sonofabitch, i cant belielve they may have a reason for saying it..

still makes no damn sence to me.

thanks for the compliment, even though I know your lying..haha

nora said...

Happy Anniversary!
I'm a little nervous about April's Fools Day.
I'm going to be at Cliff and Marilyn's--with Jerry.
That is a recipe for disaster...and some good blogging.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

thank you..

um, yes, I would say that would make for some GREAT blogging materail for sure..

I love cliff, jerry and even marylin...ur lucky:)

Peggy said...

Hey you can always have a goat for your anniversary! LOL or I have some new baby bunnies. Want me to tell shaky pants you want a trip to hidden haven to pick up a goat? just kidding, hope you get a nice big flashy bling bling. But who the heck gets married on Aprils Fools Day?

ktlee said...

Your posting date has me all confused. As if this week hasn't sucked enough.

I have never been good at April Fools Jokes.

Melis said...

Ok WTF girly! I come him to be AMUZED and LAUGH... NOT damn well straight up CONFUSED! I don't know how many times I looked at the pc clock to see wth the date was, then looked back on THIS! GAH! lmao Yeah, yeah.. so what that it doesn't take much to confuse me... that's actually the point.. I do NOT need help! lmao Happy early Anniversary to ya! Cheers! To many more happy, loving, caring, devot... ahh hell! Who am I kidding! Here's to many more years of giving me a reason to raise a glass with ya! ;)

aatank said...

Happy Anniversary! Since you were married on April 1st does that mean that your marriage is a joke? Ha HA just kidding. Knowing your sense of humor you did it knowing you would get lots of laughs.

Do I know your maid of honor? She looks really familiar.

P.S. Thank God you got rid of that 80's hairstyle. It is much better now, you look SMOKEIN' HOT.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I would love a goat, then I wouldnt need to mow my lawn:)

this is my last post till Monday, so I just stuck April first up there..haha

its part of the joke its the wrong, I am not posting again until Monday, so thats why I put Sundays day on...


but thanks, come on over and rasie glasses with me girl.

it sure is one big ass joke..haha..

so you think I had 80's hair then? are u shitting me?..crap, I thought it was just short and blonde, but never thought about it..but damn..maybe it is..

I dont know if u know her or not..she lives in peckerville, i mean deckerville.

Jennifer and megan were also in it..but i dont have any of those pics scanned, as my scanner is in the shitter.

thanks for the annivesary wishes..

Neurotic1 said...

Happy Anniversary! You'd better start dropping hints for a gift, guys just don't seem to get them soon enough! I agree with aatank- I think that is some purdy 80's hair. But hell- what can I say- during those times- my hair looked like I walked straight into a wall!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

not sure if we are even doing anything..Not sure what kinda gift I may or may NOT get..haha

again with the 80,s hair huh?..Please dont tell me I was sporting 80's hair in is depresing me now..hahahahahahaha

just_tammy said...

Happy Anniversary!!!

You've always said you were from a little town. Small towns are usually behind the times which would explain the 80's hair in the mid-90's. It's not your fault. It's the town's fault.

There was something else but I can't remember what the heck it was! Craaaap, I'm getting old! At least you still have youth on your side!

patti_cake said...

Happy early Anniversary!

That day is my husband's 40th Birthday!

I think you look better now also. So pretty (and tan - ooh!) Grin!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

damn..ya'll are doggin on my hair..haha

I acctually got married in Detroit and got my hair done at a detroit salon...guess they didnt no what they was doing huh?..hahahaha

Patty Cake,
well happy b-day to your hubby..

well I pay good money for that tan..hehe

~Deb said...

Yeah, but at least you still wear the 'sexy t-shirts' for Deb! ;)

April 1rst was your wedding date???????????? Are you kidding? haha! How cute and bizarre at the same time!

And... your friend...the lesbian....what's her number? Oh wait, I forgot I was married to my's not recognized as 'legal' I can technically still play the field, right??


I'm gonna get my arse kicked for that one!

Wendy said...

Happy early anniversary. Mine is Halloween but now that we've been married for 7 years I'm thinking April Fools Day might have been more fitting. You guys look great!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

nope, not kidding..haha

u like her do ya?..I can give her your digits!..not sure your woman would like that, then again, maybe she would..haha

I like dressing in stuff my deb enjoys:)

Halloween huh? thats kinda cool too..did u have a costume party for your recpetion?.that would be so cool...I woulda done that;)

Brandy said...

OH man I am so far behind on reading your blog.

Happy Anniversary to you both! May you have many more wonderful years together!

That dress so ROCKS!!! You did one Fab job on designing it!!

Email me if you are serious about the other. crochetnut71 at gmail dot com.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I am SOOOOO seroius...I am emailing u now:)

ChelsPuddleJumper said...

Happy Aniversary! I hope you two get to do something fun to celebrate! Not funny, just fun.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

thanks...not sure what is fun anymore, but we will see:)

Tomscockwhore said...

You crack me up!

Happy Anniversary - and hey - you are beautiful! And I don't have to lie to you - we're NOT married!!!

LOL - I crack myself up!

Anonymous said...

well, you definetely put the "fruit" in the cake. I'll say. now, as for april fools jokes, why the hell do people still fall for stuff on that particular day? I don't know. ask someone else

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

good thing your not married to me, I dont put out very often..hahahahahaaha

I crak myself up too..hehe

at least I am not the nut in the fruit cake ehh?

Jamie Dawn said...

It's nearly anniversary day.
Getting married on April Fools Day was very brave of you.
I hope your marriage license is legit, or maybe it has all been one big long April Fools joke.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well I think there are days mr shaky wishes it was not legit!