Thursday, March 22, 2007

tears of a clown

I feel his strong arms. I smell his oh so manly smell. He kisses my neck, whispers in my ear.He is a naughty boy. He flexes his muscles , he lays on the bed, takes my hand pulling me toward me.




He is softly speaking to me. His voice, his voice is soft, yet hard to understand because of the accent.




Wait, Mr shaky has no accent, no manly smell, and does not whisper in my ear.




Turns out, I was having the OH so best dream about this chap here

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I woke up, Boo in my face, drool on the sofa cushion.


Where the hell had I been for the last 15 minutes? I was lost. I was just a few seconds before , about to make out with Sportacus. I told Boo to go away, I tried to fall back to sleep so I could go back to the place I was...


It.did.not.happen.


I am sure we would of made beautiful music together.



It is a half a step up from having vivid but good sex dreams about this feller

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Cant win em all I guess..
*note to self, don't nap while we are watching lazytown, you will only wake up sadly disappointed
bee happy

27 comments:

just_tammy said...

You have some interesting dreams about every kid show blue guy out there! You really should stop watching TV with Boo.

Next time Mr. Shaky has the never to say something not so kind about you, have him take a good hard look at the bowling alley shot. That's all I'm sayin!

just_tammy said...

Good grief! That's supposed to be nerve not never! Yep, it's been a week!

Karin said...

Why do I feel like reading your blog today is a glimpse at my future? I suppose the blue guys are a better sex dream than Mr. Rodgers.

JD's Rose said...

Ohh dear. The Wiggles guy?!

At least you know that he will be good with kids!

xxx

Gette said...

The mustache is a little cheesy, but Spartacus is very flexible and otherwise yummy. Blue wiggle not so bad, either. You start dreaming about the Doodlebops, you know you're one sick puppy.

kaliblue said...

Darlin, you soo need at get laid :-). Send the kids away for a weekend with the grandparents. You & Mr.Shaky get some cheap wine, a good porn movie, and hang from the chandeliers or ceiling fans (which ever ya have), or get out the Twister game and Wesson oil, and get ya'll's freak on listening to Marvin Gayes "Let's Get It On" song *wink*. Hey works for me *snickers*.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Tammy,
hahaha...I am laughing about the bowling shot..God I love u.

Karin,
yes, this is your sad, sad future..Soon u will be having these same dreams..just warning ya.

Jd,
exactly..u want a man who can serve as a good looking live in nanny as well..

Kaliblue,
that whole comment made me laugh out loud..ur so funny..

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

opps Gette,
the mustahce sucks, but the rest of him is just right..hehe

Kendra Lynn said...

Hmmm...some very interesting comments have been made here...I won't say much, but I do think you and Mr. Shaky should at least make up so you can dream about him instead.

Kendra

Cliff Morrow said...

I hope the snow melts very soon up there. You need to get outside.

Fantastagirl said...

Send the kids to Grandma's already.

Sporticus? You have got to be kidding me..although with the flexibility - that might make things interesting.... changes are going on over at my house - come and see!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Kendra,
some things are better left un-said anyway..haha

Cliff,
I went for a 7 mile walk tonight, does that count?

Fanstagirl,
am i the only one who thinks he is good looking?

ok I am on my way over

Miss 1999 said...

It's ok, I had the best dream the other night, too, when I was rudely awakened by the husband--- such is life *L*

ktlee said...

Whatever works for you!

aatank said...

I so agree with kaliblue on this one.

At least you have dreams about you almost doing the dirty thing with people. I have dreams about my husband being with weird people, then I get pissed off at him for my dreams.

Made my laugh out loud though. I'll be heading out to TN tonight, so have a good weekend.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Miss 1999,
the nerve of some men..huh?

Ktle,
oh honey, I didnt say it workd for me..hahahaa

Aatank,
have a good time, how is the baby?

so your saying I need to get laid huh?...I dont know, I dont think thats gonna work, I always seem to have dreams about the weird ass people in Boo's shows..I am one sick twisted puppy..hehe

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Miss 1999,
the nerve of some men..huh?

Ktle,
oh honey, I didnt say it workd for me..hahahaa

Aatank,
have a good time, how is the baby?

so your saying I need to get laid huh?...I dont know, I dont think thats gonna work, I always seem to have dreams about the weird ass people in Boo's shows..I am one sick twisted puppy..hehe

The Kept Woman said...

Didn't you win Battle of the Blogs? Where's you sidebar trophy?

Anywhoooo...I love me some Anthongy Wiggle but Eminem is a m uch better sex dream...I'm still on Cloud 9 from one I had three days ago.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

TKW,
eminem is too hard core for me, I like the mellow pussy guys..haha

yes, i did win, too damn lasy to put it up, but i will..

Wendy said...

That is too funny! I'm sure I've done this before though myself. At least you weren't dreaming about Robby Rotten!

Neurotic1 said...

Okay so my post may show up twice- blogger is being a bitch today! Or maybe it is just my crappy day ;) No more kid shows for you. Or maybe just no more of the drugs you may be inducing at the places you work !

Choppzs said...

LMFAO!! Holy Crap, Sportacus??? Ok, well maybe if you remove the retarded clothing, and replace him with some normal people clothing he wouldn't be that bad!!!

Ok, now go to a costume store, get Mr. Shaky that outfit, and see if that works for you. Make sure you duct tape his mouth closed before you get to it because he may just open it up and ruin everything!! Men just need to learn to keep their traps shut!!

badoozie said...

I don't know who the heck that even is....what a lovely look he has. I guess you have to have young kids to know who all the hot bootylicious guys are

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

shit..i just wrote a nice long comment to all of u, then i hit publish and it tells me i cant leave required feild blank...

blogger is such a pain in the ass..and I am not writing all that agian...sonofabitch.

Britmum said...

Yeah Sparticus was a bit of all right. LOL Not sure about the daft blue thing though.

Take care and stop napping dammit. xx

Packof2 said...

I am happy to report that i have no idea who that man is!

Sounds like a fun"ish" dream though;)

Shelly

Hails said...

i like the wiggle one better!