Wednesday, March 28, 2007

freedom 90

I am going to kill that kid of mine. Not only did she keep me up all night Monday, but now I have snot running down the back of my throat and have been coughing up particles of my lungs. I hope those bastards regenerate.

Not only am I killing her, but that little shit on American Idol is next. That creepy looking fella, Sanwacko, whatever the hell his name is..Holy crap, I cant take him anymore, he is sort of like a pest or rodent. I need to put me out of my misery and kill him.

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So, I will set this scene for you. Its me, a co-worker and another person. One of them says "oh, fur cute"

I can feel my blood boiling, beads of sweat forming on my palms, and forehead. I am gonna blow, and I cant do anything about, sorta like I'm a little teapot, when i get all steamed up I will shout, just tip me over and let me beat the hell out you...or how ever it goes..

I say...why do u say that? It sounds totally ridiculous, have u heard yourself? I mean seriously, every single one of you sound like under educated boobs with out a good support bra. Please, for the love of God, STOP saying it.

they think I am joking.

We were sitting around watching AI and sanwacho sings with his ponytail Mohawk and they say ohh ish ...

I lost it again. I told them they sound like my three year old who cant say school so she says cool, or like my son when he was two and could not say truck and would walk around saying , I love fucks.....

that's what u sound like...holy shit please stop.

they get a good laugh, telling me how funny I am. I told them "do I look like I am laughing?"

damn.

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I think I am starting a fight on the ole def leppard forum I am a member of. A few months ago, me and one of the managers of the band got into a BIG HUGE cat fight..well not a cat fight, but an Internet fight. he pissed me off so I did not go back for a few months..Then when I went back, I could not even remember my login or password, so I had to re-sign up..

But I made some comment about them playing at a state fair, and how I think that was sort of lame. well it pissed some people off. These are the fans who probably have all their cats named after each member of the band, and will only marry a man if he is named Joe, Rick, Sav, Vivian , Phil or Steve...these are what i call, psychos.

holy shit, its my opinion...but tis kinda fun, I like getting people all riled up. But crap, I have devoted my life since 1986 to the musical Gods I refer to as My Boys. I live them, love them, know them..or so it feels i do...i have met them..not like they call me, or invite me to their kids birthday parties, although, its never too late for that. So I can have feelings about issues.

But damn, I love getting the psycho fans all riled up..


I make Friends everywhere I go..

Bee Real

18 comments:

Miss 1999 said...

Yay!!! I'm first!!!

Ok, don't kill the kid, life in prison is no fun!

Second, don't kill co-worker-- even if it does get on your last nerve (which most can, and will do whenever possible)

Third, start shit if ya want to. I'm all about starting shit, especially on forums. If people don't like what you say, fuck 'em!

;0)

Hails said...

I still dont get ish or fur. Dumbarses and you think your kids a retards. dude they are smarter then the dudes you work with!

LOL about you starting shit, I can see it now...hehhee

Meow said...

Hey, Bossy, hope the cold doesn't take hold and knock you around too much !!
Glad you have been able to open my blog lately ... it's great to have you visit ... wonder why it often won't open for you !?!?!
Take care, Meow

~Deb said...

Can you be any more funnier with your word pharsing?

"...educated boobs with out a good support bra."

I just love you girl!!!

And, I'm sorry to hear you have a post nasal drip. Yummy. Feel better, drink lots of water, and STOP watching AI for the love of God! Do you know that they have a movement out to vote for that weird Sanjaya guy, because they hate AI? It's just to ruin the experience.

Makes sense, right?

Now be good! Stay out of trouble missy! And stay off the Def Leppard forums!

Beanie said...

You're calling THEM psycho fans? OKKKKK....rightonnnnnnnnnn

It is a well known fact that only has beens play state fairs, and they should not stoop to that level, you are right, fight for what is right bosstress!! And stick some duct tape on those tards at work

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Miss 1999,
well in prison I get three meals a day that I DONT have to cook...whats so bad bout that?..hehe

u know me, I am a shit starter:)

Hails,
dumbares is an understatment..haha

meow,
some days I can, some days I cant, I think u have a Bossy block:)

Deb,
all sorts of good shit comes to me in the middle of the night..

I know there is a group of ass-hats out there voting for the little prick..i hate that.

I need an Idol-Vention.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Beanie,
opps forgot u..

Thats what I thought, I cant let them stoop to that level..I am heloing, not hindering..hahaha

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

i meant helping...shit

Neurotic1 said...

Don't you just love it when you tell people how you really feel and they think you are joking! Happens to me all the time. Mr. Conservative says I am being mean. But hell it goes over most people's heads anyway! Way to start some shit! Life is no fun without drama ;)

Michele_3 said...

Sanwacko! ROFLMAO!!!
I'm right there with you- he needs to go, I hope this website thing "vote for the worst" isn't what is keeping him on??

Hope you feel better girlfriend!!
:)

ktlee said...

Sounds like you work at a the same place I used to. Seriously people, think about what you are saying before it comes out your mouth.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Nuerotic,
i know, and its not like I was being nice or funny when i said it, i was like being the biggest bitch..i dont get it.

Michele,
i swear, if he is still there tongiht, i am not watchng anymore..

Ktlee,
hmm, hope your not one of the co-workers i told off yesterday...hehe

Choppzs said...

Ok, my first thing is about Sanjia or whatever his name is... I can him Menudo Boy because he reminds me of all those kids that were in Menudo like Ricky Martin and all that.. anyways, yes he sucks and yes he needs to go. Enough said.

I say go ahead and kill em (co-workers I mean, not your kids lol), we don't need anyone of their kind reproducing anyways!!!

Choppzs said...

i meant call him Menudo Boy, not can him...lol...I'm a retard too, so sue me!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

choppzs,
I knew what u meant, great tards think alike..haha


well all the co-workers have already done bred, I am a day late and a dollar short there..haha

The Kept Woman said...

Last night was the first time I caught a glimpse of the dude with the mohawk...I heard Howard Stern (the radio guy not Potential Baby Daddy #2 in the Anna Nicole saga) want shit guy to win.

Is that a joke? I didn't hear the mohawk guys sing, is he good?

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

no, thats the joke, he sucks so bad thats why he wants him to win..

nothing like putting a damper on one of the only joys in my life.

Brandy said...

They definitely need to get rid of Sanwacko! OMG! I cant take him no more either! I dont understand how he made it through in the first place. Them people who vote for him must be stoned!