Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Girl u know its true

I know, I know, I should not complain about this, but hell, I am going to anyway. You no that 19 inches of snow that has riddled my grass with the shivers? Well, it appears it is going to be having some company. We are under another winter storm warning. It takes effect Wed and lasts till Friday night..Three glorious days of snow, sleet and wind. The nice bastard of a weather guy told me that I should expect a good 20 plus inches of snow in these next few days. That would leave me with about 40 inches of snow, on my lawn, as well as my street. I know, I could go and blame AL Gore for this, but u know what, I am blaming this one on the weather man. I never liked him anyway.

I would convert that to u for all you people whom only know the metric system, but hell, I went to a public high school here is the USA and they told us we dont need none of that garbage....

just know it s a shit of a lot of snow..a shit of a lot converts to butt load or piss load..if that helps any.

Mr Shaky got a promotion today. Now if he was a pastor right now it would mean he was in second command to God or a personal assistant to Jesus. But he is not, so it just means he is now and Engineer III...Now what is that may u ask? I have not a damn clue..

Lets give three cheers for a 6% pay increase...Hip hip hurray, hip hip hurray..Hip...Ok that's enough.

Last night I get a call from my moms landlord. She told me an ambulance was just there to pick her up...I am use to this. A few years ago she was sick and it was common place for her to take trips in the back of the white van with lights.

Come to find out, she woke up with a pain...I wont say where just to protect the innocent. To make a long story short, she woke up on the bathroom floor, not knowing how she got there...

She is fine now, she said she just feels funny. Not sure what happened.


As I am folding my white load, I pay close attention to things. Like why in the world are the bottoms of socks so stained? I mean we wear foot coverings when we go out of doors, and my floors aren't that dirty...So why?

And out of the 5 people in this house, whom I fold underwear for, why in the hell are the guys the only ones sporting skid marks in their underwear? I don't get it..


If u think about it, please go here and vote for me...I am automatically in round two, not because of votes, but because there wasn't enough blogs to pair them all up with someone...Figures...

not sure when I will be up against someone, I think round one ends Sunday, so after that please vote for me...I am begging..Pleading...I never win anything..Son of a bitch

Western Bracket

You dont have to vote for me, not if u dont value your life anyway.

Its ok if u don't want to vote for me....Just don't expect any x-mas or birthday presents from now on..

I am sure I wont win, because I never win anything... But lets just pretend for a minute that your life depends on it..mmaky?

OK, I need to help my three year old put her underwear on the right way..Son of bitch, does it ever end?

Bee Real


JD's Rose said...

Ok, does any one else just read your posts with a huge cheesy grin on their face, or is it just me that has a warpped sense of humor?


Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I think its just u...hehe

Britmum said...

Oh my oh my oh my... ooops I think that I have said that once before.

Geez Bossy Boots you don't have much snowin luck do you.


Love ya xx

Brandy said...

Ok that white stuff just keeps missing us. It went all around us last weekend too. Down south of us got a bad ice storm. I hope you dont get too buried in.

PS.... Go to my page and look down for the Mallards Game post. There is a picture of hubby and me! You were very close! LOL

Badoozie said...

you should try incentive instead of punishing us...cause you never gave me anything should i do this? huh? whats in it for me!

Blazer1234 said...

OMG, all that winter weather sounds just sucky. I bet every grocery store in 100 mile radius is cleaned out, huh? Hope you don't have anywhere important to go to in the next few days.

Hope your mom is doing better. I'll keep her in my thoughts. And yippee for the Hubby's raise...does that mean you get to quit your job?

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I went and looked, and u look just like i picutred..hehe..(only i did not think u had curly hair)

hope the stuff misses u again..

hmm, whats in it for u...nothing..i wont beat around the bush.

winter just plain sucks..

I aksed him if i could quit my job...

he ignored me..

Jewl said...

Sorry about your mother. I hope all is well and she will be in my prayers.
Snows sucks

Thanks for stopping by and saying hi chicky!

The Kept Woman said...

Alright...teach that kid that when you set the undies or pants on the floor that the tag needs to be on the floor...then she should be able to put her own pants on.

If not then she really is retarded.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

thanks and snow does suck..haha

no, she is a retard..

Fantastagirl said...

You crack me up.

Wouldn't it be nice if the weather dude was wrong and we only got like two inches of snow?

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I might kiss him if he was wrong...I mean, I know its cheating,but damn..

Miss 1999 said...

Girl, you ain't right-- but I love ya anyway! Headed out to vote for ya, since I'm kinda liking life these days...

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Miss 1999,
u just realized I aint right at this very momenet...oh my..

well u cant vote yet..I aint up against anyone it for sunday..I think thats when this round ends..

I would do u in, u have pretty hair..hehe

Fantastagirl said...

Ya know - I think Mr. Shaky pants would allow you to kiss him if he was wrong and we only got like two inches of snow... he's becoming a pastor or something so forgiveness and acceptance is one of those things he has to learn - right?

(Not that I am encouraging you to kiss the weatherman or anything like that...)

Emma Sometimes said...

I tried twice to post over at your myspace and it didn't take, I don't know. I'm retarded.

I am sorry to hear about all that's going on. Are you holding up okay? I'm praying for your mum and family...

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

he would allow me to french kiss him only if we got no snow...2 inches, he would not stand for it,,no snow...well thats a whole nother story..haha

myspace has been jerking off today..

thanks, I am doing pretty good, thank u for aksing too:)

Raggedy said...

We are in the same storm watch.
Count me in. I voted for you.
Have a wonderful day!
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one

Hails said...

okay blogger suck but you know that anyways.

As for your grandfather (i know im late on the comments, im catching up thanks to the shit they call blogger beta - beta my fat arse!) my pop died a year and a bit ago from cancer. Now his started in his lung (he didnt die of this by the way, died of liver cancer) but how he got lung cancer is beyond me the man never smoked a cig a day in his life. They say its coz of being a secondary inhaler. Damn idiots who smoke. Nice to know we are all gonna eventually get lung cancer, and the way adelaides smoking, ill get it before Im 30!!

As for the snow. Im praying hard for it to not happen for you and to do a 180 and get its arse to australia, which it will hopefully turn to rain (Because aus is to damn hot for snow) and give us some sort of benefit.

Okay and voting, no worries, i looked on these leesa's website but I have no f&cking idea where i Vote. You explain it to my dumb arse and Ill vote for ya okay bossy, coz you do rock on and you make me smile anyways.

Okay Im off, pmsing is a damn bitch and Im having a ranting moment. Damn what a long comment, okay ill piss off now!!!

aatank said...

I'm sure glad you're getting all the snow and as it heads across MI it peters out. You better go shopping and stock your cupboards with food in case you get snowed in.

You and your family are in our prayers.

Way to go Mr. Shaky. How much of that 6% will be taken out for taxes?

Same problem with whites in my house...I can't buy enough bleach.

Neurotic1 said...

Have fun making more snow angels or heck even an igloo! With Mr. Shaky's new raise you could just buy new undies for the guys every week. No more skid marks! I have often wondered why that is always a guy problem.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Hope u dont get snow sucks..

cant vote for me until sunday I go back then..hehe

yes I always tell my mom I am going to die of lung cancer because she made me inhale it as a sucks that some people who smoke dont give a shit they are killing the rest of us..

Ok, u cant vote for me until sunday..go back sunday and it will have a spot where to vote for me..

thanks for your prayers and I am praying for yours as well..

mr shaky informed me the six percent raise is just the annual raise and that his promtion raise should be about 10-15 percent, so that made me smile..hehe

I need to invent dispoable socks..but I have a whole post I am gonna devote to that subject..hehe

If I had a snowball, I would wail it right at your ass...dont u even think I am gonna make a snow igloo, we arent going to get any snow so no need.

*prayers hard for that one*

js said...

well dog peter
i aint smart enuf to vote
u'll haveta splain to me how to do it i reckon
hope ur peeps get better too.

how do people keep jobs, get paid fair money andddddd not be right more than 50% of the time?
weather people suck!
yeeeee hawwwwwww @ raise!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

slick willy,
naw u cant vote yet...not till sunday...then i think u can vote all week..but i think its only one vote per person...damn..hehe

raises are always nice...but he gets two raises, I didnt know that till he corrected me..its all good..haha

~Deb said...

*cheesy grin*

Welcome to my world of snow, ice and winter warnings!!!

I'll vote fer ya chicky, but the thing is, I'm dumb with the battle of the blogs... I don't understand it or how to vote or what to do- the whole east wing, left wing, north wing, etc. (See?) I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed here. If you enlighten me on it, I will vote for you!

Hope you do great my lil' twisted sista! :D

Jamie Dawn said...

Big congrats to Mr. Shaky for his promotion!!!
A 6% raise... WOO HOO!!!!
Time to spend more money!

As for the males and their skid marks. It is part of who they are. They just can't help it. We females know how to wipe properly. 'Nuff said.

You really unloaded on Al Gore in your last post. According to today's news, he used 20 times more electricity in ONE of his homes than the average American uses in theirs. Shut your pie hole Al and quit flying around in private jets and riding in limos and using more electriciy than most people before you start lecturing us.

I'm gonna start a crazy, grass roots movement about Global Cooling. It will be cool to see people get all worked up about freezing to death.

I'm sorry to hear about your Grandpa. Lung cancer is such a scary diagnosis. Cancer sucks!!!!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I will give u a step by step directions on how to vote...but u dont have to till monday, so look for an email from me..hehe

I know, I cant bliv about Al's house when he critizes the rest of us..I dont get it..

I will join your global cooling u need flyers?..let me know..hehe

Working Mom said...

I must be a retard, I can't figure out how to vote for you. Help a girl out would ya?

Sorry about all the snow. Cuddle up in a blankie and hibernate for the winter is what I say!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

working mom,
u cant vote yet...not till sunday..i will explain it all then..

thanks for trying though:)