Saturday, July 09, 2005

Dirty..Than clean..Dirty again

As I take a look at the house today, I seem to not remember it looking this dirty when I went to bed last night..Somehow every one of the baby's sippy cups seems to be dirty....The living in the basement seems to have had a major tornadic storm blow thru...And my upstairs living room..Well..I wont even mentioned that one..All three of my bathrooms are in need of some "special attention"...I guess that is what happens when aliens come in the night and drain you of all your enegry, because yesterday I really did nothing..And it shows today...Oh boy..

The baby seems to get mad everything someone takes a ball away from her..She thinks every ball on this Earth is hers...Yup..She owns them all..So remember that!!

Here is a dirty little story about my torrid past:)
When I was about..Lets say 10.( I am not for sure on this one..Please forgive me)..Me and a friend of mine named Laurie..Well we were out playing together..This was when kids could acctulaly ride bikes around town and play for hours without being kidnapped....We were over playing by the hospital. There was a little lame playground over there...One of us decided it would be fun to go take a look in the gift shop, so we did..
Well to make a long story short we stole stuff...I stole one of those real fuzzy little balls with the little beady eyes...You no what I mean?...Anyway..Laurie did her share and stole some things...Well after that sticky finger encounter ..We felt like pros..So we headed up to the local pharmacy...

And there we continued our rath of the five finger discount..I think I stole some chapstick..lipgloss...Everything a 10 year old needs...

I get back home, and my mother sees all my new items..And she asks where I got them..I told her Laurie bought them..Well being my mom and lauries mom were best buddies..That was a BIG MISTAKE....To make another long story short our parents turned us in..We had to go to the pharmacy and return the items we stole...The guy had the cops there and everything...That was the start and last of my rap sheet...I could of have been quite the little criminal..But I have since changed my ways:)

Have a good weekend...I will check in on you all later....Toodles

2 comments:

eyes_only4him said...

when your right your right,,actually it is cherry...from the same place though..they rock..!!

Anonymous said...

Really great new look. The most that I stole was from Dad's wallet. [I felt so guilty but my little sis was the one making out with bigger bucks.] That spree ended quick. I think one morning I got $30 out. For a sixth grader, I was one rich girl. What did I buy with it? Cool pencils, folders, and candy bars from the school bookstore. A geek, for sure.:)