Saturday, July 16, 2005

"And they call it, puppy love"..The continuing saga of mom and the midget

First off I want to say that I am still trying to get over the movie last night...As I stated last night..Johnny Depp good..Willy Wonka good..Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka..Not so good..One of my most favorite movies has left me blind sided..And in a comment from Marel about Tim Burton and his "directing"..much agreed...He is way more creepy than we give him credit for..
Gene Wilder if you are out there.."I love you Willy Wonka"....Not even the sexiest man alive can compete with you as the one and only Willy wonka..You are marvelous:)....On a side note the child who plays Charlie, so freaking adorable...He actually made a better Charlie than the first one..I wanted to wrap him up and bring him home..:)

So the saga slash soap opera of my mom and the midget continues...One day she hates him, the next she loves him...She tells me"I am not talking to him anymore!!"...
then a while later I see her on the computer so I IM her..And this is the conversation.
ME"...WHAT YOU DOING"
MOM"..YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW"
ME"..YOUR NOT ON SOME PORN SITE ARE YOU"
MOM"..NO!..WORSE I AM TALKING TO (the midget)!!
ME:.."THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T TALKING TO HIM ANYMORE"
MOM:..I KNOW"
ME"..DANG, JUST LIKE 3RD GRADE...LOVE EM AND HATE EM ALL IN THE SAME DAY"
MOM" YUP"

Well you see here in is where my trouble lies...I do not mind so much he is younger, heck I don't even care that he is a midget ..What I don't like is he says he is going to call..And he doesn't..
He seems to be on some kind of a bandwagon to get married..HELLO YOU HAVE KNOWN EACOTHER ALL OF 2 WEEKS..!!

He is suppose to be coming today..WITH A RING...WTF???...And he talks to her about wanting to adopt kids and living happily ever after..

I just smell somethin fishy..And I do not like fish...
Sometimes she acts like a love sick 13 year old...Other times she acts like a normal old lady, who can see the weirdness in this whole situation..

Now maybe I am wrong..It has happened once or twice..LOL
But I think this is very bizarre..I am no sure if she should continue to see this guy,,plus he wants to buy her a new car....Why cant I find a man like that??...

Well..You guys talk amongst yourselves and let me know what you think..Hurry before they run off to Vegas...Or worse..Toledo..:)..(ohio)

14 comments:

Perri said...

This is wrong in so many ways they can't even be counted. Tell her to wake up before she finds herself married.

Bumbling Bav said...

First time visitor via Blogger biggest Loser.

Since this is my first time visiting I shall hold my comment back till I get to know you and your mother/midget issue. I am soo sorry that just cracks me up...lol. Oh boy, raising your parents is hard work!

Andrea

Marel Lecone said...

Well, I have to say that I will withhold any comments till I hear from firehotgranny.:) Let's here her side if she so wishes. Well, maybe I'll say--take it slllloooowww. Nothing wrong with that. Take care, girlie!

Melissa said...

Your mom needs to seriously get a grip!
I figured Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was probably going to suck as compared to the first one. I don't think I'll be watching it.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

@peri,that is what i am afraid of..I dont want her jumping into anything so fast..yikes,,
@bumbling bav,thanks for coming..yes my life can be very amusing..i kid you not..
@marel,well i was hoping she would psot by now..but she is wating for him to get there..and they talk on the phone the whole time he drives there..really they do..she better come on soon..or i will be hunting her down..
@melissa,sometimes I wonder if our parents lose thier minds as they get older..lol...heaven knows both mine have had thier moments:)

BipolarPrincess said...

He's not really bringing a ring, is he?? I think she loves the idea of being in love, but she knows this would be wrong.

Loved your email on the wallet, going to post it on my site!

Hang in there sweetie!

Tammy said...

That is so wrong in so many ways. Really, A RING? ONly dating for two weeks? And WOW, buying her a car?
Have you told her what you think? Or better yet has she read this post yet?

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I have told her my concerns..and i am sure she will read this at some point..right now she is probably spending time with him as he was driving 3 hours to her place...but I guess whatever makes her happy..:)

Pseudo-intellectual lunatic said...

nice blog

Jamie Dawn said...

I read yesterday's and today's posts.
I will still see Wonka for myself. I'm sure with Tim Burton directing, it will be a creep-fest.
What's with this midget stuff? Strange things are afoot, my dear!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

let me know what you think Jamie when you see it..maybe I am the only one who got the creeps watching it..lol

thanks lunitic..glad you came by:)

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midwest_hick said...

hmmmmmmm.....2 weeks is pretty quick for a ring....and a car for that matter....is someone frying fish?.....lol

Kristen said...

I don't want to get all PC on you, Christina, but aren't you supposed to call him a "little person" instead of midget?

And don't knock ANYONE who is willing to buy someone a new car. I would be cutting out ads for a nice new Lincoln Towncar for her.

thanks for making me LMAO. I'm crying right now.