Thursday, July 14, 2005

I have made a startling revelation

Well you know how we are always hearing on the news and such the we Americans are getting fatter by the second?..Always showing pictures of the heavier people walking,usually carrying a hotdog or eating fries or pork rinds?..

Well I think I know why everyone is getting heavier..I have spent much time thinking about this...And what is happening is evolution.....We are preparing for another iceage..Kinda like why polar bears,seals,walrus,penguins...They all have extra flubber to keep them warm...So I am thinking sometime in our lifetime, it will happen..Because the process seems to be over producing results, so this must be because it is going to happen soon..Am I wring people?...Yes I am no scientist and I have no data or research to back up my findings..Although I think I am on the right track...

If you have a better explanation I would love to hear your thereory....

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Watched that INXS show last night...It is pretty good..No American Idol..But it is pretty amusing...I have not heard a really good singer yet..Although I have only seen it twice..
Have any of you seen it?..I know J&j's mom has....Am I the only one who likes those tacky talent shows?...If so...I can live with that..I would rather watch bad singers than watch those other "reality" shows..I really hate reality TV...Please give us some good family sitcoms..Hello..You twits..(talking to the TV executives)..WE would love some nice family sitcoms we can watch with our kids..With no bad launguae , sexual situations,...Or penile disfunction commercials or commercials about herpes or douching..Thank you..

I am off..Need to get in shower..Get kids breakfast..And go on to work later..Peace out..Toodles

14 comments:

Jaws said...

LOL polar bears getting ready for hybernation! Yeah thats it!

Melissa said...

I love your explaination. All the skinny people will freeze to death! LOL!
But, just in case that's not it. Sounds great being your partner. Just go to spiltmilk.blogspot.com and tell Tee that you are in on her challenge and you can read all about it there.
Thanks!!!!

BipolarPrincess said...

I think we are getting fatter because...

greasy - good
salty - scrumptious
sweet - sweet (?)
calories - cool
carbs - carbtastic (ok, I'm stretchng it, but you get what I mean!

midwest_hick said...

Well.....let's say....that all the fatties decided to lose the excess weight they have......how un-sightly would the stretch marks be? (I don't have a thing against the bigger folks....so don't be a hater.....lol)

The English Student said...

Nothing could be better than American Idol. American Idol is GOD when the season starts...lol...at least to me. I get freakin addicted to that show. My favorite season though was season two...Clay was definitely my favorite...lol...I need help..

Kristen said...

let's just say I would not have a fat ass if it weren't for Ben and Jerry's.

Humor Girl said...

lol...i'll take your explanation! I love it.

Julie said...

"it's not fat, it's flubber!" That's great--I'm getting ready for the coming ice age, darling, I'm not actually getting fat!
I'll buy it. :)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

sounded good to me:)

keesh said...

American Idol rocks, but I am with you, where is family TV??? Like when the huxtibles were popular....geesh, all american TV would be nice.

Marel Lecone said...

I like your reasoning, sister!:)

The Other Half said...

if there's an ice age coming...why...oh why does is it getting hotter and hotter EVERY YEAR?!?!? please send some salvation...you would think this would be enough to melt at least SOME of the flubber off of these people! but they continue to grow!!

J&J'sMom said...

My vote is for Jordis, J.D. and the blonde with the really deep voice..I can't remember her name right now. I also really like Neil...he reminds me of Mic Jagger ;0) Glad you watched it...I like the fact that INXS is kind to the peeps they boot..no Simon-like asses. Have a good weekend!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

not sure wendy...that is why it is just a theroy..lol