Monday, July 11, 2005

ummpa what...??

Ok...I know 2 posts in one day..How do you keep up with me..LOL..

My dear ole mother who has been single for some 12 years..(has dated and lived with more than handful of losers through this 12 year period..Don't get me wrong)...Finally went out on a date this past weekend..She met a young man online..Yes on line...He lives about 3 hours from her place of residents..And he drove up to her place Friday night...They hung out..Then he got a motel for the night in a neirboring city...Came back in the morning and they spent Saturday together..

When my mom was first telling me about the man...She said oh he sounds really nice..( I am am thinking I bet some of Charlie mansons victims thought the same thing)...I do not trust people...anyhoo..She tells me what he does for a living, and he owns his own home..All that stuff..
She tells me he is 32 years old...Say what...Really not too bad...My mom is only 30..(well that is what she thinks)...Really she is PUSHING 50..Yes..Don't deny it.....
Which the age thing does not bother me at all..In fact my dad has a lovely girlfriend for the past 2 years...She graduated with my youngest sister..My dad is 50...She is I think 28...But she is a wonderful gal..

Then my mom then goes on to tell me more about this man...Then at the end she says...he is a migdet....did you catch that?...Yeah I didn't either at first...I said HE IS AN UMPA LUMPA?......And she she yes mam...
Turns out he may not be a good fit for her...LOL...I am not against her dating a man of small stature..I just don't see how it could work...I could insert many jokes here...But out of respect for the little people I wont...

I know I am bad...I do not have a problem with any humans on this good earth...And I am not making fun of him..Or others like him...Just me picturing my mother dating a little man...Just does not seem logical..

What do you think?...I am being mean and heartless...Or is it just as amusing as I think it is?....

8 comments:

Robin said...

Umm, no comment (just a little chuckle)...

Love your new look, BTW!

firehotgran said...

you forgot to mentio he never called back

Jennifer said...

wow. He didn't call back???

BipolarPrincess said...

I got nothing. Sorry. I once had the sweetest guy in the world have a crush on me, but I couldn't get used to the nub he had for a hand.

Marel Lecone said...

Well, after reading what Granny said--little person or no--some men are all the same. Doesn't matter his size in any area--if he doesn't call back when he says, he's probably best to throw him back it in altogether with the rest. Granny, keep your head up. Also, be careful with the on-line options.

Pseudo-intellectual lunatic said...

hadika al kaum?

Jaws said...

Short fat skinny or tall.. who cares if he didn;t call back. His loss!

I was gonna say Honestly who cares if he is short if he still have the right moves..LOL but dang.. Maybe the phone ate him?

Memphis Steve said...

You have some of the wildest stories about your parents!