What a fool beilves

Lets discuss April Fools Day, shall we? This is the definition according to that fake dictionary on line

April Fools' Day or All Fools' Day, though not a holiday in its own right, is a notable day celebrated in many countries on April 1. The day is marked by the commission of hoaxes and other practical jokes of varying sophistication on friends and neighbors, or sending them on fools' errands, the aim of which is to embarrass the gullible. In some countries, April Fools' jokes (also called "April Fools") are only made before midday.[1] It is also widely celebrated on the Internet.


I am not sure the whole story behind it, I know it had something to do with mid-evil times...so who the hell really cares?


I am sure many of us have played some sort of jokes on this day...

maybe saying your knocked up

your dying


the dog died


you won the lotto


your getting a boob job


any number of things..


I use to play jokes, nothing really good, as nothing comes to mind anymore. That could be because I have no mind..




12 years ago on April Fools Day, I did something pretty foolish..


I married a man whom will eventually turn me into a preachers wife...holy shit no.

that's a damn practical joke if I ever heard one.

son of a bitch.


This is me one the wedding day, this is me and my best lesbian friend..she is not my BEST Lesbian friend, she is my ONLY lesbian friend.


























I designed my dress, u likey?




here is me and shaky...he looks like he is just shy of his 15th birthday





































April 1 , 1995 I signed away my rights..My rights to:
* playing the field






*being the town whore






*having babies with multiple boys






*getting herpes






*wearing a thong and fishnet stockings together out in public..






instead I have this


*the joy of knowing I don't have to put out to get a second date and a free dinner


*knowing that I will not have to have my hair done to go to the store

*not having to shower for days if I so choose


*having 3 cute kids..Who look like the milk man..Um I mean Mr shaky pants





I better get something good this year...and no Cliff, not a toaster.



Here are some pics of us from present day, note my fine lines and his extra chins, and whatnot...





















































































































































Now I realize I have it pretty good..I don't have to do allot. He lets me buy pricey front row tickets to rock shows, he lets me take vacations without him, he lets me sleep in on weekends..





But he still aint no





























Although Boo told me daddy wouldn't mind if I kissed this guy, she said in fact he would be happy..

I am so gonna test that theory out one of these days.


Bee Real