Monday, September 12, 2005

Witness

What I have witnessed..No mortal should ever have to see..Espeacilly a mom..

This is what I saw with my own eyes..The spawns had friends over and they all ran outside...and I overheard one of them say something to the effect of oldest spawn and kissing the girl ...so as all the kids ran outside I looked and watched out every window to follow thier every move..And then..I saw it .. My oldest spawn and this girl standing on my deck. My windows are open so i can hear everything . The girl tell my oldest spawn she loves him....Then this is where I fainted....they kissed..I nearly keeled over,dropped dead, went to the light, slipped on the peel, and went home with the BIG MAN UPSTAIRS...They pecked on the lips and I fell to the ground..I didnt know wether I should be laughing or kicking the girl out of my yard..Oldest spawn doesnt know i witnessed this love encounter...This girl doenst live here all the time..only when she is visiting her father..well I think this girl is spending too much time at her dads house...go home little girl..leave your lips off my baby..

Well since I didnt get my girls weekend I went and bought a brand new dining room table instead...Oh she is a beauty..It has 2 leaves, 5 chairs, and one of them benches that seats about 3..It was pricey..around 1500.00...but dang, shes a beauty..I get her on Wednesday..I can not wait...
So now that I am getting a new table, of course I had to paint my dining room...I am paniting it " golden rod"...It is a golden yellow color..very ellagant and charming..As soon as I am done and have my table..I will share it with you all:)

Sometime soon though I am going to need a girls weekend..Not sure who I am gonna have one with..but dang Christna needs one..So I am taking applications for a girls weekend..just send a self addressed stamped envolpe to the adress below...and I will see who i think we be the most fun..I need a a night out...who is with me??...Heck I will even come to you...LOL

Well I am off to Ikea this Monday morning to browse at the goodies..For those of you who do not know what Ikea is..It is a big ole furniture store with restraunts and whatnot inside...Cool beans...

Well have a happy Monday:)
Toodels

19 comments:

Marel Lecone said...

I didn't know that you didn't get your weekend away. That sucks so bad! Of course, I am glad that you did have a good weekend with the kids. And, the new table sounds great. I can understand how Jennifer might have trouble traveling on this weekend. I'm sure that is common for other people also.

Well, another time, you will have your weekend. I guess you will have to fly to New York. :)

Have fun at IKEA. Great place when it's not crowded. :)

Talk to you later.

d said...

Isn't he still supposed to think girls are yucky?

You need to remind him that girls have cooties. I would have DIED!!!

Jamie Dawn said...

The new dining table sounds great. It will last longer than the girls' weekend out, but won't be as fun.
Kissing! Yikes!

mom of 3 girls said...

Oh my Zach is kissing girls already......I guess I shouldnt say anything as Tori has been kissed by boys and she is only in first grade, yikes!!!

Sorry that Jennifer didnt make it....You can come to my house and we can have a girls weekend.....LOL I am in need of a good party.

The table sounds awsome.....My dad had one like that at one time before he moved up here......Asked me if I wanted it and I didnt take it now I wish I would have.....STUPID me......Oh well now at this house I wouldnt have a place to put it.....

ttfn

Grey Street Girl said...

i don't know how you stood still. i imagine myself running out to the porch and screaming like a banshee, shreaking and scaring the crap out of this girl so that she never braved a return....

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I SEE THE ERROR IIN MY WAYS NOW..I NO I SHOULD OF RAN OUT THERE AND TOLD THAT GILR TO BACK OFF..TELL HER NOT ONLY IS OLDEST SPAWN GROUNDED, BUT SHE WAS TOO:)

mal said...

sounds like that "little girl" is 12 going on 25...scareeeeee *L*

great news on the table! IKEA? place drives me nuts, but I do not like crowds either, ssoooooooo

vani said...

sorry about your weekend not happening- i need one know too, specially after baby spawn comes! but shopping always makes me feel better too- and yeah i LOVE ikea! just some advise tho- don't buy any real furniture there- it doesn't last long! :)

Heather said...

Here is my self addressed stamped envelope. I need a girls weekend away too.

And hell yeah for the shopping. In honor of myself for letting 32 people stay with me... I went and bought myself new livingroom furniture and Im having the room painted tomorrow.

Great minds think alike.

momma of 2 said...

OMG - kissing?

Hope you like your new table, and you painted? Have fun at IKEA - never been there - but I think I would like it.

Lesser_Lumpkin said...

There is still hope for oldest spawn. You just need to encourage his interests in things that the majority of women don't like. You know raise him to be the next Bill Gates or to be one of those men you can't say two words too when any sporting event is on the television. As for girls night out I sadly do not qualify so I'll have to sit in the corner and pout.

The Lumpy

Tee said...

Ikea rules! I love to eat there! YUM!...

I can't believe you saw your son's first kiss!!!!!! ACK!! I would have freaked! LOL... She LOVES him??! Her parents need to stop letting her watch Dawson's Creek. LOL.

Cliff Morrow said...

The answer to these kids problems is very easy. Take it from a Dad who raised 3. Let him out of his room when he turns 20.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

whew, just got back from IKEA..I am off to check your blogs..

Wethyb said...

I missed that post too where you said that you didn't get your GNO. What a bummer! Michigan isn't too far away :)

keesh said...

OH no, my 3 year old has already kissed girls. I am in deep shit ;). But I guess it is more innocent at this age. oh Christina, you should have your middle spawn kick the girls butt :). Just kidding.

Michael Manning said...

First time visitor. Fun site. Your story reminded me of a friend of mine who is a single Mom. She was upset because she caught her 11 year-old son "holding hands" with "an older woman" (14). She looked in shock, and I mimicked her to get her laughing. The relationship is already over. Stop by and say hello sometime!

The English Student said...

I hate to say it but I always thought it was cute when younger boys kissed cute little girls. Somehow it seems less threatening. Then when they get older...well things just get a lot different.

midwest_hick said...

ok....a couple of things......

1)....did he slip her the tongue?

2).....I don't think I qualify for a girls weekend out.....lol