I thought maybe someone might find these stories amusing..Then again maybe not..But I have been thinking, I have many stories of stupid lies I told as a kid..And I feel like coming clean...I may die soon..And I do not want this hanging over my head any longer..
Lie number one..When I was in 3 or 4th grade..(cant remember which) I told this girl I was friends with that I had went to the Grammy awards and that Michael Jackson was my date..I also went on to tell her how Brooke Shields stepped on my toe with her high heels..And then I proceeded to walk with a limp the whole day:)....The girls name was Tammy something or other..Hennika maybe..Tammy Hennika..Not sure what ever happen to her..She moved at some point in time..Probably to be closer to Michael Jackson..
Lie number B..When I was in like 7th or 8th grade I told a bunch of kids I was going to somewhere on spring break..I think maybe Florida or Hawaii or something...Not sure why..But I did...Then when we went back to school I put dark foundation all over my arms and face making it look like I had a tan...One of my friends did not believe me..And at lunch time took one of her cheetos and rubbed it on my arm and said it was just make up..I had some good makeup because the stuff didn't rub off..LOL..After that I think they believed me..How lame is that??..
Lie numeral C: I once told some friends that I had met the members of Poison..And that Brett Michaels asked me out..LOL..Ok stop laughing..It would of happened of I had met him ok...
I think I will end this for today..I am very embarrassed and ashamed of myself..:(
BTW..I don't know if any of you had been to www.jawswasalady.blogspot.com
But it seems her blog is gone...Just wondering if any of you know if she is ok or what is going on with her???....
Well this is my lame post for today..Enjoy a good laugh at my expense..Go ahead..I don't mind:)
Toodles
Thursday, September 08, 2005
I feel like sharing..So sue me ok
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bav, I think i did that once too, only they did spilt up bout 6 months later..i must of jinks them..lol
heather, oh man..i did that too..i told them i had donnie at my house..man, we are gullabel arent we??..lol
You're so funny! I don't remember doing anything like that, but, then again, I could just be supressing it cuz I don't want to remember...lol.
You crack me up...I think all kids did something along those lines...
Re: Jaws - I was going to ask you the same question.
That's funny. I most of us have done things like that.
Thanks for the laugh.
when i was in fourth grade i told my teacher my grandfather had just died and i got out of a month of homework. (he had died almost 3 years before) this blew up in my face when my mom was called for a conference to see if i might need "counseling" to deal with my "greif"...
brett micheals...mmmm.... i love that he hosts things on VH1 from time to time...
You are so crazy and funny at the same time. hahaha I'll have to think of something like this but since I was an angel . . . hahaha :) Have a good day!
Beth, you must be surpressing them, you werent that perfect. were you??..LOL
momma, I neeed to hear one of your lies:)..and i was hoping someone could tell me about jaws..lol
tammy, please do share some of your doings..glad i could start you off with a laugh:)
Misty...u bad girl...and yes Brett is still yummy after all the yeras of drugs,drinking and sex:)..maybe he is doing something right..lol
marel, now out of everyone..i do belive you were probably as close to an angel as it gets..so if u have a story deep down your hiding..i must hear it:)
Oh yes, I laughed! Especially the foundation part AND that Brett Michaels asking you out was AWESOME!
What an imagination you have girlfriend! That is great!
In 1st grade for show and tell I took some photos of a recent trip to the zoo. I told the class my dad OWNED the zoo. The class believed it, but the teacher told my parents.
my lies are legion. I have lost track of them. Some years back I learned to stick with the truth. LOTS easier to keep track of them
Wow, You must have been into celebs when you were younger...most of your tall tales have to do with famous people.
One childhood lie I told was when I was in preschool...I stole a tooth that a girl lost (it was sitting in a cup of water in the coat closet) & told my mom it was mine so I could get cash from the tooth fairy.
The snag...I was only 4 & didn't know that a front tooth did not look like a molar tooth. I tried to tell my mom that the tooth I presented as my own came from the back of my mouth.
Now, I had not even grown teeth back ther & the tooth I stole was clearly a front tooth.
Needless to say... got no money from the tooth fairy...I did get grounded though;)
Shelly
The fake tan thing is really priceless.
And we wonder why our own kids do the things they do????
LOL!! I am so glad that you have come clean!! He he he! Humm, I can't remember many of my lies (I know they were there-) but I did steal a Strawberry Shortcake charm from my friend's room when I was 8!! I felt so bad . . . a couple of years later, I mailed it back to her. I didn't even tell her that I stole it . . . I just said "I thought that you might like this"! What a dork!! :)
peanut,I will share him with you:)
Theresa, too funny..i have never told that one..but tis a good..lol
Mallory, its good you are on the staright and arrow now..LOL
Shelly, well I think those were my only lies having to do with the famous..lol...but stealing a tooth..that is just down right criminal..LOL..LOL..
JD, I can only imagine the crap my kids will say, or have said..:)
Zoe,OMG that is too funny..did she wwonder why u had it??..maybe she didnt even no it was missing..LOL
Christina - who are these people and how did they ever buy A & C? I mean B is somewhat believeable, but damn, they need to get out more ;)>. I do enjoy the New Kids on the Block story Heather. that is classic. THey were so adorable. Brett Michals is still HOT or i am old, one of the two.
Christina - was Michael Jackson a good day? or was he a bit WHACKO :). HA, you are funny
Shame on you! :) I think I must be suppressing some memories too, cause I can't remember doing anything like that. But I was definitely NOT an angel, so I must have...
WELL,,,this changes everything, like,,do you really have 3 kids and if so where did they come from, do they have birth certificates,,etc? Are you really married. I will be reading you with one eyebrow elevated for a while.
cliff..I love u..LOL:)
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