Friday, September 16, 2005

splendid bliss, or blissfully splendid

Truth be told..I love my dining room...Truth be told, I hate the color I started painted my kitchen..It is called "pale berry"..suppose to be a mauvy color, when acctaully it looks like I puked up a bottle of pepto on my wall..I only did a portion of the wall, thank goodness..

I am sending hubby back to Home Depot for Leaf Green....It is a light shade of green..It should be way better than the crap I just put on there..Oh what a mess..

Covert spy spawn has a tooth that is bout to fall...But it wont...I mean it is hanging on by a thread...a tiny thread...she keeps asking when its gonna fall..I keep telling her...I guess never baby..

Ok I witnessed yet another thing today..No not a kiss by Kissing spawn...(although she did come over again tonight, becoming a nasty habit)..The kids were outside and my windows are open..so I can hear every word that is said out there..But they have no idea..heehee

One if kissing spawns friends was out there..I heard him say.." I gotta go pee..wanna come watch?"...now I heard that loud and clear..to which I am wondering if anyone is taking him up on his offer to see him wiz...I am figuring he is gonna either come into my house to use the lavertorty or walk home...Curiosty got the best of me, so I go and look out the window..That is when I see this kid heading over to our play thing..It is plastic, has a slide, has things to climb on...he climbs up it..and I see him unzip his pants..and kneel down..THIS KID PEED IN MY YARD..Now I am realizing that when my spawns crapped out of doors, I am sure this kid had some promting of the sitaution..I guess he is qiuet an outdoorsy kinda boy I guess his parents have not instilled the disipline of walking to an actual tiolet in such cases of urnination...Ok...maybe its just me..Maybe I am the only one who takes offense to kids whipping it out in my yard to leak all over everything....But I wanted to go out there and bitch slap this kid...(pardon my french please)...I told kissing spawn to tell that kid he will never be allowed over agian if he pees or craps in my yard...

And yes the girl came over tonight..always the same time..bout 7pm..which seems kinda late for a school night..But I let her come in for half hour...they were in the basmemt playing the x-box. Covert spy spawn was in the tub..so I had to think of a reason to go down and "assess the situation"...Ok I need to go down to the dyer and get covert spy spawn a towel..yes..i need to do that..and that is in the basment...

Well..they were just sitting there on the floor playing the spiderman game on the x-box..I dont think any kissing took place....But then Kissing spawn walked her home...anything could of happend out there..I must not think about it.I must not think about it..

Well have a good Friday and a happy weekend..I am going to be painting and whatnot..and I will be sure to share the fruits of my labor when I am done..and I look forward to your comments as always..

Toodles

16 comments:

Heather said...

Oh my god.. can my daughter stay 5 forever? I like it.. she hates boys right now which is a huge improvement over her boy craziness last year. Im never gonna make it through the teen years. Oh just shoot me now.

Oh.. and someone could have told me that painting the ceiling is really hard work.

Gangadhar said...

It's always a happier thing for me to hear your kids' stories..And I like them too..
Have a nice weekend,Christina!

mom of 3 girls said...

What kind of children are you allowing your your kids to hang out with. LOL I dont blame you for being upset. I think the little boy needed to be bitch slapped. Ah kids will be kids, just some days I wonder about the way they are raised.

Have fun painting your kitchen. Cant wait to see the end results.

Grey Street Girl said...

seriously, peeing in your yard is a bit too much. was he attempting to mark his territory??? and what kind of home life does the kid have if he needs the attention of kids WATCHING him urinate????

Wethyb said...

I'm with Heather...can Grace stay 7 mos. forever? I don't wanna think of her doing any kissing.

Was your boy's friend a dog in a previous life? His parents really need to teach him how to use a toliet. That's just disgusting.

keesh said...

Oh Christina. Geesh you poor thing. No wonder you need a girls night out so bad :). My son pees in our yard, but #1 we live in the country and # 2 he has designated areas and knows when other people are around he needs to go in private. that boy is old enough to know that,but no one has taught him. Well the fact that he asked the other kids if they wanted to come watch just shows what a real dandy he is. hang in there and let us know how the other color paint turns out. I hate that when that happens :). On the color strip it is just what you had imagined, put it on the wall and not at all what you imagine. May I ask, what does your little one do while you paint? or do you do it after hours? My son would just be into everything at that age and still some.

Kristen said...

boy, they start out young, huh?

thanks for making me laugh this morning.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

heather,painting the ceiling is a bitch..all you had to do ws ask and i could of told you that..LOL

Gangadhar,i have lots of stories i could share..trust me..lol..u have a good weekend too:)

jacks, well I am wondering myslef..they breed em werd up here;)

Misty,well thankfully noone took this kid up on his offer to watch his spectacle..lol


Beth, lol good question..I think he was a great dane:)


Kish, well at least your son knows where he can and cant go..lol...and i live in the middle of town..wtf??...yes a GNO is needed sooo badly:)

Kristen, yes way too early..watch out, soon boo boo kitty will be up to nasty girl kissing tricks;)

vani said...

man, how old is kissing spawn? sounds like he's going to be a real ladies man, watch out mama!! lol...and what's up with outdoor boy??! for god's sake...lol reminds me of the homeless man i saw at the park the other day in the city...lol he peed in the bushes in front of everyone, including a cop...lol next you know he was surrounded by nyd..lol have a good weekend! can't wait to see your kitchen. :)

Jennifer said...

I have big plans to paint my dinning room some time this weekend. I just got the house last year and now ready to jump in and make it my own. I HATE the teal green/blue color on my walls

Peanutt said...

Oh, you so need to post pictures! My house right now is one big painting going on...every room is being redone one by one! But it is getting to be exactly how I want it, not an "it'll do" issue! I hope you like your Leaf Green or Green Leaf...
Have a great friday!

d said...

LOL, Outdoorsy is putting it midly, although that made me laugh my ass off, my, you have a wonderful way with words! You are not the only one who feels that way about peeing outdoors. Yuck! I woulda scared some sense into that boy by yelling out at him to use a toilet like a human being instead of going in a yard like a DOG!!! You could think of it as a public service thing, one less man who will whip it out in public. Men!

momma of 2 said...

Hey - I posted once this morning and it did a no show... UGH!

I want Big Guy and Baby Girl to stay the ages they are now forever - kissing girls...yuck!

Can't wait to see the kitchen - bet it will look great!

Tee said...

Good job keeping a close eye on the kids!

Too bad about the paint. I hate when that happens. (Almost every time I buy paint it's differnt than how I think it'll be.)

Marel Lecone said...

Can't wait to see the green--sounds nice. As for peeing in the yard, not good. What's up with that, right? Oh, so young for kissing it seems but what do I know? My first kiss was at fifteen and I've always been a late bloomer. :) Have a great weekend. Take care.

Litlsassy20 said...

"I told kissing spawn to tell that kid he will never be allowed over agian if he pees or craps in my yard..."
LMAO!!
however, us country bumpkin, don't take such a hissy to the boys 'whippin it out in the yard' LOL
Sorry, i couldn't help it