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Well, we were going to go to the Great Minnesota Get Together. But guess what. Its raining, its cold, and I am not leaving my house. That's what. So alas we aren't going to the state fair today. Maybe Monday. Its kids day that day for crying out loud.

So know what I did today? Bossy's Barber Shop was open. After my son lost his coolness on the barber shop floor the other, I thought I better cut the girls hair myself. Don't try this at home folks, I am a trained professional afterall.

First I did Blondie Bee.





















Simple blunt with long layers after the fact.....

Then I did Boo Bee. After she saw me cutting Blondies hair, she was begging for a damn haircut....Guess she thought after she got her hair cut that she would also be going to school. Because she got her shoes and backpack on...What a dumb ass she is..

















I told her school was closed on Saturday..





















Boo, the short bus does not run on the weekend. Or if your "tree ears ode"..Maybe next year year my sweet..

I did fix Butch bees hair, but he said he was not posing for a picture because he wasn't gonna have his face on the internet. What a damn wuss...


I finished the clothes shopping for school. Spent $400 on each kid, then I have this list of stuff and this is just for Blondie...Who is in first grade, which to me is just a step above peeing and pooing yourself..

first grade supplies

Pencils (at least 10-sharpened)

Big Eraser

Elmer glue (4oz) no colored glue

2 large glue sticks

scissors

Tennis shoes

pencil box

spiral notebook

box of markers

school bag

crayons

Kleenex

one 2 pocket folder

one box of ziplock bags any size

one pkg of dry-erase markers

See all that? This is for first grade. Why the hell do they need zip lock bags or dry erase markers? Hell if I know? And why glue and glue sticks?....I think I am supplying supplies for the kids in foreign lands and not know it...I am plastering her name over everything!

So all that was 60 bucks


My son who is in 4th grade has about a list of 5 things he needs..

When I went to school I needed a notebook and a pencil. Half the time I lost my pencil. I also had those handy trapper keepers...Those rocked.


Also today I got out my fall decorations. I Love fall. If you don't like fall, you suck.

I wish I could develop my own land/planet where it went from June-October. I hate spring and I loath winter. I want the summer heat and sunshine and I want the falling leaves and the crunchy sound they make when you walk on them. I like to rake, I like to mow...I like the smell of the leaves burning and the sound of the nuts falling from the trees. Yes nuts do make sounds people. Speaking of nuts, have u ever seen a squirrel use the restroom? In all my years I have seen every animal poo outside..Except a squirrel. Think about it people..Have u seen a squirrel poo before?..I highly doubt it. And your lying if you say u have...Nuf said..


So here is some of my crap I got out..




















A bad photo, but its a pumpkin with lights...Don't be jealous, you can get one at Target is ya want.






















My scarecrow, he is sitting in a patch of sunflowers, use your imaginations people..Ok.

















And there is my table with my best pumpkin placemats. Machine washable of course.

so there you have it. This is what I have done thus far on this raining crappy Saturday.

I am gonna go take a nap now. When I look at the list of things I have done before noon, I realize I am in a need of some rest.And I need to slow down, I have done my dialy work load already, slow down sally......

Bee Real