Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Another one bites the dust

Well, I am still alive, my premonition of an early demise has yet to prove right. But the week is still young.

My bees start school today. I can not tell you how giddy I am. All day, just me and my boo bee, kickin back watching Dora...Watching The Wiggles....Naps...Glorious day will be had by all.

I have told you about Ugly Kid. The kid is very unattractive, but mostly because he shit in my yard and tells my baby to say words like poop and trys to get her to say she is a boy. He is ugly, but another kid has proceeded him....If that is even possible.

My Blondie has befriended a little girl down the street. We shall call her Odd looking kid. This little girl is so odd looking I can not even express into words what she looks like. Its that bad. I am hoping they stand together at the bus so I can take a photo so I can show you what a odd looking girl this is..And what is worse, she looks just like her mother. I mean I don't know if some sort of weird facial deformity runs in their blood. I don't know. Now the grandma goes to our church, she is very attractive. Normal looking. What the heck has gone wrong here?...I don't know, but its under investigation.

And not only is this girl odd looking, she also does not knock on my door, rather she opens it right up, walks in and says " hey is any one here?"

She is not the only child to bust open my door. Last night the little girl my son kissed last summer , just open up my kitchen door and looks around. I spot her, give her a look, and she asks if the kids can play. I tell her NO they can NOT play. Then she has the nerve to ask why?.....I say because I said so.

Now maybe I am wrong, maybe it is customary to just open up the door of your brethren. But I am pretty sure it is not customary. I am going to start locking my screen doors. This is not the Open Door Missionary Church. You can not just walk in, my door IS NOT open to the public. I will start shooting anyone who opens my door with out knocking ,unless they have the same last name as me.

I am gonna get a little sappy on your asses right now...My Blondie Bee is kind of distraught. I told her about her ole buddy the crocodile hunter. She was not happy. After I told her he had died she just said.."Oh, can I go out and play?"

I thought maybe it did not bother her. She loves this man. She wants to be like him. She is always looking for bugs, spiders and snakes..She is fearless when it comes to that stuff. Countless times she has forced me to watch the dreaded ball of energy that was Steve Erwin. She would proudly watch it and when he would get bit by snakes or anything she would beam...Like if this dude can do it so can I. Everytime Boo Bee lays down she would come cuddle with me on the couch and beg to watch Animal Planet so we could see if The crocodile Hunter was on....And if it was...I had to sit thru it..

Well later in the evening we were watching Animal Planet and they were showing Croc Diaries. She said " look momma, he isn't dead, he is right there."

I explained to her that this was old footage of an old show...She was sitting here eating her apples and caramel and then she just left the room. She went into her room to eat her apples.

When she came out I asked her what was wrong, and she told me she did not want to see Steve anymore...It made her sad. And she is very upset with that sting ray.

And then she dropped it. I am not going to talk to her again about it, unless she brings it up. Actually I am a tad heart broken. I feel awful for his kids and wife. But when you tackle danger like that, something is bound to go wrong at some point in time.

I have a feeling she will be the next crocodile hunter. God help me...

Ok anyhoo, enough talk of death...I wont bring it up for at least another week.

Bee Real


Blazer1234 said...

Ok, the open door policy that your neighbor-kids thinks is in place would piss me off too. Who do they think they are? Parents need to go back to basics and teach how to knock on doors, if you ask me.

Steve's death makes me sad too. As far as I was concerned, the man was invincible.

Meow said...

Terribly sad news about Steve Irwin. It has hit many here in Australia very hard ... he was one of us, he was an ambassador to Australia, he was an all round good fun fair dinkum Aussie bloke. His family must be devastated. From a personal point of view, I thought he was wonderful ... a bit crazy ... but wonderful. He's gonna be missed, by Crikey !!
Take care, Meow

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

yes, open door polisscies are out...and parents are stupid today, kids have no manners or respect..geesh..

i thought he was invinceable too..guess noone is

i bet its hitting all you aussies pretty hard..we loved him here..he was a tad annoying for me, he had way too much engery..i always told blondie that boy needs ritlin:)

but he was amazing..an educator,a real animal lover and crazy loon..he will be missed for sure..

just_tammy said...

Well, Steve's death hit my 'baby boo' very hard. The way cool teenager was in tears several times and wore her 'wild thing' t-shirt in his honor. (Guess he reminds her of the book.) Both kids are upset by some of the comments by his co-horts in the field.

There is a church around here called the 'Church of the Open Door.' Beyond cracks me up when we have snow and the bottom of the tv has 'Church of the Open Door - closed'. Yes, we are a strange family and proud of it!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

i guess i have not heard anyone speaking ill of him..its sad that anyone would bash him..he died doing what he loved, as i hope i die doing what i love someday, which is sleeping or mowing the lawn..u bitches better not bad mouth me either.

open door closed?..now that IS a hoot:)

just_tammy said...

Yeah, Jack Hannah cheesed them off big time. Said he had to have provoked it and some other things. Just not appropriate today. Hope his family doesn't hear. Figured he died a happy man doing what he loved. Hope that it the case for all of us - including Bossy!

Yep, bout pee my pants every time I see that stupid announcement. Until I point it out to others, they don't appreciate the irony!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

when i was watching larry king..(sadly as i do every night) they said tommkorw jack hannah will be on tommorw night as a tribute to him...hope the bastard doesnt bad mouth him then...

Buffy said...

Who are these Wiggles I keep hearing so much about?

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

4 middled aged men from down under who sing crappy kids songs and have a lame tv show on disney channel..


google them, it wont be a let down..haha

Marel Lecone said...

It is sad--his kids are young. Sudden deaths are always really sad.

On another note, how odd-looking could this poor child be? You know, even the odd ones can come back to get ya later? So, be nice! :)

And, I agree that everyone should be knocking before just coming in . . . good point.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well i am afradi there is no hope for this girl. i have seen her mother.

its almost like the sides of thier heads are indented in a weird way..they both have these tiny ass heads.

she reminds me of mr.mackey on south park..the counslor..he has a tiny body with a big head..well she has a little body and small odd shaped head..i cant explain it..

Karin said...

I can't wait to see pictures of the odd girl. Well in LA you would never just walk into a house, all of our doors are always locked.

Steve Irwin's death broke my heart but also pleased me a little. I am sad for his family and kids who will now grow up without a father, but happy he died doing what he loved. I thought he was magic and could do anything, it may be good for future Croc hunters to know that no one is invincible and that they have to exercise some caution. I think it is in bad taste to knock him right now, but if it is the kind of animal that would have to be provoked even Steve would want the animals reputation stood up for.

dakotablueeyes said...

how freakin rude, this is why I keep my door locked lol. I'm still mourning over steve irwin I can't believe he's gone

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well i think in LA if anyone were to bust open your door you would clock them:)

rude yes...they will be shot on site next time..hehe

aatank said...

No open doors at my house that's why I live in the boonies, so people can't just open my door.

I was sad to hear about Steve also, but I decided not to tell the girls. They will keep playing reruns and until they understand they will just think he's out there still catching crocs.

You can add a third job as a hair dresser, as if your not busy enough.

Badoozie said...

ok, this is so totally NON DRAMATIC

you are still ALIVE

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

what is sad is Friday Blondie came running home with a pail full of worms, snails and other gross stuff, dumped it in my driveway and said " wouldnt steve love this?"

and this morning beofre school she asked me if they were gonna show him being stung...thats my girl!

well i did go to beauty school ya know?..hehe..jack of all trades i am:)

yea..school stared today!

you sound dissapointed:(

Cliff Morrow said...

Thinking about the 'odd looking child and Mother',,,lets not let the folks at church know about this blog. Whatcha think?

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

you dont think they would like reading this?

not to worry...my secerts are all safe:)

jsull said...

Well I'm glad u didnt die!
The odd looking folks cracks me up. When I look around it makes me wonder underwhat circumstances some of these folks breed! I mean come on now, chip-n-dale aint calling me but some folks are uglier than burnt cornbread. I'm not advocating odd or ugly not breeding I'm just wondering who is breeding them!
ole non chip-n-dip js

jsull said...

Well I'm glad u didnt die!
The odd looking folks cracks me up. When I look around it makes me wonder underwhat circumstances some of these folks breed! I mean come on now, chip-n-dale aint calling me but some folks are uglier than burnt cornbread. I'm not advocating odd or ugly not breeding I'm just wondering who is breeding them!
ole non chip-n-dip jsAole non chip-n-dip js

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

yes odd looking people do crack me up..but then i ponder this..am I odd looking to someone else?..chances are yes;)

jsull said...

Well you sure arent odd looking, the best I can tell anyway. But you do crack me up! Not your looks mind you. I suspect that folks also thing I look odd, and talk even more odd, odder, or oddest, but then how can take the opinion of folks with bad taste? :)~~

The Blog Whore said...

Oh, I would love for someone to walk into my house. It'd be hilarious to watch them dodge the pit bull.

The Kept Woman said...

Ohhhh...that's so sad! Death is a really hard concept for kids...heck I still expect my cousin to e-mail me anyday now and she's been gone almost a year.

Ummmm, yeah, like have these kids ever heard of knocking? Do you live in a barn? If not there should be a knock that precedes their entry to your home.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well...u must havea twang huh?..i like twangs..a man with a twang or a british or aussie accent make my heart go pitter patter.

blog whore,
well my little 9 pound dog would just bark, then go lay down.

I have a cousin who killed herslef 4 years ago this month, she left 3 small kids..i still look forward to seeing her when i fly home...its sad.

and hell yes..kncok ass wipes..or u will be shot on site:)

Ravinnia said...

I want to see a pic of this girl!

twangy j said...

well i suspect you could call it a twang, but it isn't an accent everyone who doesn't talk like me has an accent hehe. I talk normal. I reckon as long as it makes anyones heart pitter or patter or puddle or whatever then they can call it whatever they want.
On the open door thing, not only do I want them to knock but they need to wait patiently unti either someone
A. Opens the door
2. Yells come in
C. yells hang on I'll be right there
4. doesn't come in which case they turn around and walk off.
not the friendliest neighbor jsull

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

i am working on it....trust me!

well i would have to say that you WOULD have an accent and I talk NORMAL:)

Gette said...

The kids who wander in around here without knocking get treated to Freaky Naked Just Woke up From a Nap parents, and that's usually enough to keep them from doing it again.

Michele_3 said...

Need to see the picture of the odd girl please! LOL!
Were all grieving over Steve Irwin here- What a very sad tragedy!
My oldest loved to watch him on animal planet! My heart goes out to the family..

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

i am working on the odd looking kid..lil gal was just here, but i did not want to chase her with my camrea, i just sent blondie over to get her to "play"...