I have readily decided that Weight Watchers is a program indeed thought up by patrons of the Satanic Church of the Lader Day Non Saints. I will be damned if when I follow it like the Bible of Fat Girls I lose lots of weight. When I don't, I don't lose any weight. Why is this? Its not like I consume mass quantities of food otherwise. This coming from a gal who runs/walks 4 miles per day and weight trains. Granted I only want to lose about 15-20 pounds, but why does it only come off if I follow Weight Watchers? Weight Watchers sucks.How can any one person sustain life on a mere 20 points per day? It can not be done with out a life being taken, for sacrifice of course.
I am thinking of turning this service into the Better Business Bureau. I don't think we need to be associated with a company that is run by people who belong to the satanic church.....But hey, that's just me.
My son is still running a slight fever. No, I have not taken him to the doctor. I have enough common medical knowledge to know when a child needs to run to the docs office. It kind of made me giggle when the school had suggested such an assnine thing. He was coughing with a fever. Now I indeed did NOT finish med school, but I DO know he was in no danger of losing his life. They kind of looked at me like the lad had TB or something. They don't realize he has a form of asthma where he coughs uncontrollably if he gets a tad bit of a virus. Looks like the little pisser will be missing school again tomorrow, I do have enough common sense not to send them when they have gone less then 24 hours with a fever. Although he had spent much of Wednesday trying to kill flies with a coloring book and taking Boo Bees Dora doll away from her, just to make her whine. I wanted at one point to bash his head into the coffee table, but I refrained..Only because of the strict child endangerment laws.
The tickets for my Def Leppard show go on sale Saturday. I am buying the most expensive seats...I had a hell of a time talking Mr Shaky into letting me cross state lines to stalk a heavy metal band, whom I just saw in concert 2 months ago..But he is letting me go. I will be meeting the band this time..It is one of the perks of being a member of the club and wearing a slutty shirt. Don't be jealous...Don't be a hater...No need for haters here.
If one of them decided they want to marry me, it is a chance I am willing to take. I will send Mr Shaky a monthly allowance to make sure the kids are well fed and that their clothes match when they go to school.
I am a good mum that way...
My lil Blondie Bees first grade teacher sent a note home that they will be learning about money and counting it in math class. She has asked we send in a bunch of pennies, dimes, nickels and quarters.
So not only do I supply ALL the school supplies, but I also have to supply the coins for teaching, Kleenex for the kids in Pakistan, and it cost 20 bucks per semester for the kids to have snack milk, plus they need to bring their own damn snacks..I say public schools are top freaking notch..Just a step above out houses and and tree stumps for desks.
I swear to God I am just going to give each school one of my checkbooks and be done with it.