well Thursday went no better then Wednesday did. I worked 0800-1600. Learn military time so you can keep up people..
I did not book anyone, as the criminals musta took the day off. I tell you what is nice about working in law enforcement. You can cuss all you want. The deputies are cussing, the sergeant is cussing, the jail supervisor is cussing..I have finally found a place where I fit in. Can you imagine me saying this at the jewelry counter of Target..
screw you jack as%, if you want better cable stop murdering people...
But the one draw back to this job..When you work with a bunch of men, you do end up having piddle of the toilet seats...I kid you not...I thought my nine year old son was the only potty trained gent who leakith on the seatith. I stand corrected yet again
I come home and my house looks worse then it did the previous day.Pretty soon I am going to stop coming home.
Boo Bee says to me..
momma, I wanna watch Barnery and friends
I ask her why and she says
cause I have to momma, I just have to
To which I say......" Barney is stupid"
To which she says
no momma, Barney not stupid, he just happy...Barney happy momma..
How the hell can I argue with that reasoning?
this little girl does not understand that Barney is simply retarted, to her he is happy..I love this kid..She confuses happy with mental retardation.
Now she is begging me for a weapon. She keeps sayin.." I need a weapon"
Should I tell her using a weapon automatically brings on a felony charges?
To her the glass is always half full. barney is not retarded he is just happy. she wants a weapon, my guess is to just protect us from goblins, not harm anyone..But I cant say for sure.