Thursday, September 07, 2006

Wild side

I am in such a damn pissy mood that I just may be on the verge of homicidal. And no I am not pmsing, but thanks jerkoff.

I got a call from my sons school at around 9am. They said he was stung by a bee on the playground before school started. And he was telling them how woosie he was feeling and blah,blah blah.....They ask me to come up and check him over. I go there, he is laying on a bed in the nurses office, when I peak in he is laying with his eyes wide open...When he "sees" me coming he quickly closes his eyes and goes all limp.

The office lady shows me where the sting took place. On the top of his damn head. Its red, its a tad bloody, but nothing to leave school for. I tell him he will be fine and that he indeed is not going to die, nor come home...Case closed.

It is just one of those days where you wake up pissed off. I have a splitting headache, and I am sure I need some good pain killers. If not to cure my headache, to cure my mother trucking mood.

Then Boo Bee craps her pants and I ask her " why didn't u go to the potty?"...This is always her response..

" momma, I sorry, I sorry momma I not a bad girl"

Yes...Yes you are a bad girl...Right now you don't know how close you are to me ripping your crapper out of your tiny body.

I have a headache, please somebody shoot me...Between the eyes preferably...

I am tired of things. All things. I am tired of my phone ringing, I am tired of these damn kids in the hood just opening my damn door and walking in...I am tired of these snot ass kids asking me why the bees cant play..I am tired of having to look at odd looking girl, and I am tired of my Blondie Bee roaming the hood without asking me to leave . She thinks she can just go wherever the hell she wants. Her lil as* is grounded right now...She slams her door, tells me how much she hates me, and that she will never speak to me again...I say..You promise?

Then not more then 5 minutes later she comes out asking for food. No food girl, best you get your lil blonde rear end back to your room before I nail the door shut.

Then she is all mad because before school I asked if she wanted hot or cold lunch. I told her they were having spaghetti for lunch at school, and she said she wanted that. One less lunch I have to make, I am happy. I stuff her lunch money in her backpack and send her on her way.

After she is grounded to her room and after I tell her she can not have any food till dinner, she comes out with a sassy attitude to tell me that she in fact did not have spaghetti for lunch, rather they had French toast, and that I must not be able to read a menu and.....blah blah blah...And that I know she likes pancakes NOT French toast..I stopped listening for a while not sure what else she spewed out of her tiny mouth.

I then looked at her menu, it indeed did say French toast, it was my sons menu that had spaghetti...Why do they have separate items?..I hate this state, I hate this town and I hate the school system..

Then my son brings home a note saying he needs 3 more damn notebooks plus I need to pay 3 bucks for some kind of something....I don't know..I stopped reading after it said I needed to give them money. I spent 100 bucks on school supplies...I am not spending anymore money....Man I hate people .....Pretty soon they are gonna ask for rent money for the space the kids are taking up in the school, and wanting lot rent for their desk, and start charging everytime these kids flush the crappers at school.

This whole episode today got me thinking. Well not just this episode but since I felt my demise was going to be shortly. I have realized I have no real passion for anything. I mean when people say their kids are their passion they are bloody fools, or liars. If your kids are your passion then your a child molester or a damn idiot. Kids should be your life, you should feel passion about them, wanting them to be good and mold them into good people...which I am not doing anymore, I give up...

So where and what is my passion? I dunno anymore..and I am too damn tired and lazy to hunt for it.

Then you hear how that croc guy died doing what he loved doing,and that he would be happy he died that way,...blah blah blah...I don't think anyone really ever wants to die, and anyway you do die would not make one happy. Rather I would think it would piss you off.

So then I realized if I were to die what would I want to be doing? What am I passionate about? What do I love doing?

Sleeping?....Sure..I could die in my sleep..I would just think its all a big damn dream..

Eating?..Sure I could choke to death on something..

Blogging? Sure, I could fall off my chair, and hit my head on the floor and die of an emblism....Or whathaveu

Walking? Yup, I could be chased by a bear or trip and fall and drown in the lake..

There are any number of ways I could die. I cant say any of those things would make me happy to die doing. I mean is there really such a thing as being happy to die doing something? It makes no sense to me. I guess I will be bloody pissed off to die, no matter what the hell I am doing.

I would love to live long enough to see my kids be bailed out of jail for the first time, or to get their GED, or whatever...

I just have this feeling in the pit of my stomach that I am not doing something I should be doing..Like I am missing out on something...I don't know what..I cant explain it...Maybe its an ulcer, or hell stomach cancer.

Damn if that odd looking girl opens my mother fuc*ing door one more time while I am typing this I am gonna go beat her damn head with a bat..

maybe it would gain a better shape that way....Damn..See..I am in a pissy damn mood.

Anyway, where the hell was I?

I don't know..It doesn't even matter anyway..I am done...I have nothing worth while to say other then I am pissed and who really fuc*ing cares anyway?

And damn now I am gonna go nail Blondie Bees window shut because I can hear her chatting it up with the kids outside....Damn...

I need vodka. I need pain killers. And I guess I need Prozac.

Help me.....

Bee Real....Or die trying.


Karin said...

I am sorry you are having a bad day and that your kids are crappy this week. I hope that things get better and there are no more bee stings.

LZ Blogger said...

Looks like you are a day of ahead of me! Don't they already charge the kids for flushing the crapper?! ~ jb///

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

all I can say is if he gets stung agian, he better be comotose before they call me to come up there..

lz blogger.
nope not a day ahead, just too lazy to write a post for tommorw, so i am doin it now.

just_tammy said...

Guess you win the crappy day award. Here I was thinking mine was bad. Guess I'll just quietly surf the web trying to decide which of the assignments offered to hubby works best for us. All three involve him going to play in the sand about a year after we move. Basically, it's up to the me and the teenager since we will be alone.

I double dog dare odd girl to open the door again or blondie to sass. It might make the evening news! Feel better. There's always tomorrow which might make today look great!

Oh, isn't this Butch's second day of school and he's already trying to get out of it?!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

whats this about you moving?....

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

oh and there is plenty of sand ehre..we have one million lakes remeber..just passing that along..

Angie said...

man your day sucks!!

I hope you find your passion and remember some of our IM conversations, that might help fill in the "i'm missing out on something" idea......just a thought.

hope tomorrow is better :)

Working Mom said...

I thought I was having a bad day! Hell, too bad we're not neighbors, we could get together and beat the crap out of people!

Hope it gets better for you!

Peggy said...

tip toeing back out the door before you see me and hit me for not knocking .... I will knock first next time. :)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well i think i am coming down with something..thats my probelem..and i know your right:)

um, i say your day was worse:(

i got my bat woman:)

Jamie Dawn said...

Since your headache is so bad, you might want to use that bat and hit yourself in the head.

Listen up, everyone!! Step away from Christina... slowly... that's good. Now, put a handful of sleeping pills in her mashed potatoes. That's good.

Nighty night. Hope tomorrow is better. :)

Lisa said...

This is just the laugh I needed tonight! Damn- somebody had a worse day that I did.
You are just too funny, even if you aren't meaning to be right now.

Hope the entire family survives the night and you wake up to a better day tomorrow.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

funny u should mention the bat, i was planning on beating myself sensless with it tonight:)

and i am one stpe ahead of you on the sleeping pills;)

oh goodness...was I funny?..i was trying to be NOT funny:-)

The Kept Woman said...

People totally don't get how tough it is to be a parent.

Seriously...there are days when I have to remind myself that killing my offspring would be wrong.

Some days I wish I was like a lion or something where it's acceptable to eat your young.

Kelly said...

It is so nice to know that there is another "young lady" out there just as dramatic as my little one! Do you ever remember talking to your parents like that? I know that if I had ever said half of what Syd tells me, I wouldn't have been able to sit for weeks!

Lock your dead bolts, send the kids to bed EARLY and regain your sanity! Hang in there!

Working Mom said...

Should I be happy I won the bad day award? Sometimes I think life just really sucks donkey balls.

mal said...

first, take a DEEP breath and hold, then release SLOWLYYYYYYYYY

I think we all have days like that. Interestingly for me? They were usually because I was working and NOT dealing with the kids. I really loved my work and I was good at it, but I missed the kids, crapped pants and all. I guess it all adds up to the frustrations of where you are, not the unseen frustrations of where you could be...,,,,

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

sometimes eating our young dont sound half bad..then i remeber I dont eat red meat..or are we white meat?..hell if i know..

thanks for understanding:)

sad thing is, i did talk this way..and i was grounded alot..but it didnt start till i was about 10 or 12...I think if syd and blondie lived near by, they would be fast friends..and we would be in for a world of hurt:)

its not always sucks donkey balls sweety, just some days they are more swollen then others..

i swear, i am here for can call me, email can yell,scream bitch...and i will take it like woman..

hang in there..sending u love girl..

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

first i love your new photo...

sometimes dealing with kids is worse then dealing with the inmates..i swear..

Fantastagirl said...

Sorry the kids are being pains in the assets...but if you do start taking the prozac, do me a favor and don't mix with vodka. I hear that the side effects are not all that pleasant.

Hope the little one figures out the bathroom thing - that would drive me insane.

Anonymous said...

I'm joining you in your pissed off mood today. I feel the same damn way too!

I grew up in Michigan - Grand Rapids suburbs - and my parents never had to fork out what I do for my kids to go to public school either. Pisses me off too!

Do you know, here in South Carolina (we just moved here 6 weeks ago from Germany...military) school started August 8!! August 8th??!!! What the hell happened to summer?? School in Germany didn't get out till June 16th and school here started August 8th, and all we did for "vacation" was clean, sort, pack, move, buy a house, buy a car, buy washer and dryer, furniture to replace what we didn't want or didn't fit or the movers decided to keep or ruin, cell phones, cable, internet, move in house, un pack, etc......I HATE moving!

I HATE not having a proper summer!

And then when we enrolled the girls in school, there were damn fees for EVERY class! Ones in middle school, one in highschool, and I forked out $75.00 for the 10th grader and $57.00 for the 8th grader...for what? I think they DO charge to rent the damn desks!

I DON'T think they charge kids to flush the crapper though, as I have yet to walk in a girls bathroom at either school and find a flushed toilet! Come on girls, it's not that difficult! Pick up your right foot and slam it down hard on the germy silver handle on the side of the toilet!

Pissed off right along with ya!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

this bathroom thing bothers me..but i can deal with it..its all the other small crap that gets me:)

i grew up in michigan smalltown america..

and i am right there with and I need to start a ralley:)

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Bossy♥'s YOU said...

good lord..what have i done?..well i am gonna erase some of those..good God spmeone shoot me

B.A. said...

How in the hell did we have (close to) the same day. I've been downing Miller Lite since...oh...5pm. Is that bad?
The 6 year old I stuffed liked a sausage into bed at 8:30. The ~3 year old wants me to have a stroke before he will listen to anything I say. Then when I have a second, the dogs come out wanting something (whining) and the old cat of mine "BITES" me when she wants attention. I am ready to punt her a** in the highway.
I yell, stop touching (biting) and wanting things from me! It's like zombies are trying to eat my brain! Won't find much there!lol.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

we need a mommies night out..where the hell do u live?


B.A. said...

Gulf Breeze, FL. (Pensacola) and I'm afraid to go to bed. Ha! I'm sure this is all going to start over again in the morning!
You keep writing and I'll keep reading! GREAT BLOG!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

sad thing is i aint goin to bed either..hoping tha way tommorw dont come..

i think we are gonna be scrwed though...

my sleeping pill is making me see shit that isnt there..

florida huh..i am moving there sometime...i have a few bloggers friends from those bitches too..

see, i am talking in toungues..potty mouth tongues:)

B.A. said...

You're fine. Forgot to tell you my main page is at BUT go to the "About Us" page to see me and know more. Not a lot more but that's who I am.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

oh i have been going to a differnt one..i better go see this one then...

i am totoally feelin drugged..these sleeping pills are damn good:)

Princess said...

Im sorry your having a bad day! I hope tomorrow is better for you!!
Maybe a nice relaxing bath will make you feel better, and a glass of wine!


aatank said...

Since I didn't read your post till Thur. morning it is already a new day. It is cloudy and 52 degrees here. How can that not make for a great day. Grab a cold one and say Cheers.

Babble said...

Wow seems like a day even calgon could not care of.

Blondie is gonna be a challenge already?! Epp.. I would go nuts too if one of mine just left when ever she felt.

Yeah am back. Me going away ever summer is just gonna be some thing that happens I think. No time alone to do writing.

HUGS good to see ya again Gal.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well the new day has begun, there really isnt much hope so far.

well its sunny here..its just after 7..but it is about 59 degrees..i hate waking up cold so i am gonna be pissed all over again today, i can fell it.:)

well nice to see you back sweety;)

dakotablueeyes said...

Are you sure you don't live in my town lol. Stupid school gives me a list of things I have to get right so I get them I pay the enrollment fee, then the first day they come home and say they need this and that and 2 for this and 2 for that, wtf shouldn't that be in the dam enrollment fee and on the list. grrrrr Do I really look like I'm made of money

Gette said...

See now, if we go have diet cokes your day will be better. Although make mine regular. That diet sh*t will kill you.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

i wish someone i knew did live ehre..would make my life a little move please:)

well are we meeting today or what?


Bossy♥'s YOU said...

oh guess what I am meeting my very first blogger friend..r u jeouls?..

none of the rest of you would even makethe effort, so poo on you:)

just_tammy said...

I want to read the deleted comments! I bet they were great sleeping pill induced ones!

Forgot to mention the school fees are out of control. Every year gets worse. Plus I had to stop them from charging me for yet another PE uniform. Expensive ugly things of which we already have two of. No need for a third! At least we no longer have to buy sharpies and dry erase markers. I know the teachers were just sniffing those to get through the day!

Go back and read anonymous' comments. We are due to move next summer and so decisions have to be made. At least the three assignments are okay. We are doing the whole pro & con thing at the moment. The main thing is making it perfectly clear to the powers that be that we aren't going anywhere until summer!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

the comments are just one that i some whow got on there 6 times..the commet is there..i just erased it 6 times..the comment wouldnt publish so i kept hitting publish..then BAM..they all showed up..

your gonna have to email in detail all this..i have not approaved any of this..

or you could call me..course i am leaving here in a few minutes..i am going to meet a blogger try in the afternoon or tommorw..or email me..which ever works..i need to know all this stuff..i am nosy ya know:)

Choppzs said...

Hope your days have gotten better! I sometimes wonder why I haven't strangled my kids too. Well I lied, I don't sometimes wonder, I always wonder. Those kids drive me bananas!! lol Hope your headache goes away!

Badoozie said...

i'm willing to bet at this late date on the post, everyone has pretty much said everything in order to calm you the hell down, and make you feel better. so at this point, i will now employ reverse psychology.

get your ass out of the chair, go lock the damn door, gather your kids together in one room, and make some demands. tell them if they ever speak out of turn again, you will duct tape their flippin lips shut. then show them the roll of tape to emphasis your position.

then, go get yourself a hottie, down at the local tavern, and wrestle with him in the parking lot until they call the police and arrest you for "lewd conduct in public by a person who is supposed to be a proper citizen".

then, go out and get yourself a really crappy big car, put on a disguise, and bang into all the idiot drivers on the road who piss you off. then dump the car in the lake, and go home.

if you need more stress relieving ideas, contact me

Jewl said...

Damn girl, you always make me feel better! LOL That reminds me, where are my birth control pills?

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Michele_3 said...

Sorry your having such a bad day girl!
It seems like a lot of my blogger buddies are lately having bad days :(
makes me think mine is coming up soon..

I hear you about school, my sons have been back for a month now & they ask for money for something and something like every other week it seems!

Take care, Move here & we'll do Margarita night, you bring the salt! LOL!

~Deb said...

I hope things look up for you sweetie! Sorry about your kid getting stung by a bee. But.......not to sound like a complete jerk here, but isn't it ironic a BEE stung him? Should think about changing the nicknames of your kiddies. (hehe)

I hope you're doing okay over there.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well today started out we will see what the rest of the day brings..and kids drive me more then bannanas..

boy oh boy..sounds like maybe you have maybe done said items..where am i gonna get a big car from anyway?

i would be there in a second, i swear I would...but i need more then a margirita:)

you may have a point about the bees..

Tee said...

We all get to feeling like that at one time or another. You sound really overwhelmed and agitated. {hug} ... I hope you get some time for yourself to just relax and think about what your "passion" in life might be... Just don't get too down thinking about that kind of thing. I went through a phase (many times) where I felt like I hadn't found my purpose in life or my niche, etc, etc. When you start feeling like that it's a slippery slope. Just take up some hobbies that interest you and try to enjoy the blessings (even if they seem few and far between.)

As for the kids - I don't like my children playing with the neighborhood kids either. If you are sure you feel that way make it a solid rule and stick to it. Be consistent with discipline. It's very hard but once they know you mean business, things will be more organized. Maybe post a list of rules and consequences if rules aren't followed so you don't always have to repeat yourself.

I had a little boy I didn't like always coming over to our house or hanging on our fence bothering my kids. I went and talked to his parents and just asked them to tell their kid that my kids aren't allowed out to play and to please not hang on my fence because it could break. Just make something up, or whatever - but talk to the parents.

Cliff Morrow said...

uh, I think I'll come back when it's not so scarry here.
Use milk in your Wheaties next time.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

yes it can be a slippery slope when you start questioning everything..i am hoping its just a bad day..

and its not just one damn kid..its all the damn kids, they open my door, walk in..pretty soon i am shooting one..

thank you:)

you mean you dont mix burbon with the wheaties?..thats where my day went all wrong i guess..

sorry for scarying you..ya no, we ladies are allowed a few bad days..right:)

The Blog Whore said...

Next time odd looking girl opens the door, take her picture! I am dying to see her sorry little face.

What? Was that mean?


P.S. I'll send you my pitbull

Anna said...

You NEED a vacation!

Pablos the pool boy will show you passions you never knew you had. ;)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

blog whore,,
i am working dilingtly on it..i even sent blondie over to see if she can come over and play..i am so going to hell

i love you:)

Mrs. Diamond said...

I'm sorry you're having a bad day hun. I'm not a child molestor but my kids are definitely my passion. Or should I say I am passionate about my kids. They are my world. But they do drive me crazy sometimes. Lots of times. I like the "nailing the bedroom door shut" idea.

I might try that one.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

mrd d,
your are passionate about them..they arent your passion..there is a diffence, but i know u know what I mean:)

nailing the door shut, sounds so good some days huh?


in the duck and cover position said...

this tickled the shit outta me!
help you???
no wayyyyyyyyyyy I'm runnin for the hills that way maybe the wrath won't come down me!
try to keep the bat off the odd girl, all kids are smart asses, well all mine anyway
I hope your night was better'n your day and your today is better'n your yesterday!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

cracker jack,
nothing I like more then tickeling the shit out of you:)

js said...

Hey I got it!!!!
There is your missed calling!
you are a closet shit tickler outter!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

cracker J,
thank you...thank you for helping me get that twisted torture out of me..your right..i dont know how i could ever repay you:)

helper outer j said...

also i have a cracker remedy for bee/wasp/hornet stings.
When stung simply remove a little bit of snuff from your lip or a peice of your tobacco and apply to the wound
this kills the stink instantly
dont ask me why or who figured this out but it works. Will also work with wet cig tobacco.
just tryin to help out!
ok ill leave u alone now