Friday, September 08, 2006

Why don't we get drunk and screw

Well today really did not start out any better. First up my Butch Bee piddled around and purposley missed the bus so he could walk. I told him if a guy tries to kidnap you, its not my fault, this is why I don't like you walking. He assured me he knew enough karate to make it to school should such a problem arise. I had him call me when he got to school. And he did. Another day clear of kidnapping or mameing.

What is this whole Beta thing about? I see some blogs who have down graded to it, they can not comment nor can we unless we get Beta too?..Why are we doing this? I am not converting to Beta. I am scared. Why don't you guys just leave well enough alone....I don't get what Beta is, or why some of you are getting it. Please come back to the way it should be..

Last night I was trying to explain to Mr Shaky Pants about my feelings of missing out on something. He totally pissed me off. You know what the jerk off said?....Said I need Jesus and blah blah blah....Jesus isn't going to help me scrap book or paint ceramics. Jesus isn't going to take me out for dinner so I can get out of my house with no bees following me. Jesus isn't gonna buy me a winning lotto ticket so I can retire peacefully in Key West and be a groupie for a summer while I follow my favorite band on tour....Jesus has HIS place, by all means. Me and Jesus, heck we are like this:)

Just don't think He is gonna go out for drinks with me or sit at a tattoo parlor while I get another tattoo or take me on a long drive to the ocean to see flamingos and stingrays.

So Mr Shaky went on and on about all this. I told him if he keeps this talk up he might want to put his drawers back on because I was going to bed.

Alas, my feeling has passed slightly.

Guess what I did today? I met one of my Blogger friends. Her name is Gette..She is on my sidebar, I cant link or I would..I am stupid..Get over it.

Her and I have a lot I common. For one ,her hubby is going to seminary as well. She has a potty mouth..Which makes me love her more. I am who I am. Hubby is who he is. I will be a preachers wife who attends church sometimes, will have a nose ring, 5 or more tattoos, listening to hard rock and go to concerts and drool over metal men I will never have nor meet..I like throwing out naughty words sometimes, I like to drink sometimes...I like horror movies and I love South Park....

Does that mean I am any less religious? I hardly think so. I don't have to conform to any mold to make anyone happy. I am who I am, that wont change. Doesn't mean I don't believe any less or more then the rest of you people. I wont wear hats to church, I wont grow my hair long with a butt crease down the center, I wont listen to Christian Rock...I wont do these things because that is not who I am. I will go to church on Sunday while my Def Leppard :YEAH! CD is blaring thru my windows. I will wear my short skirt and my bright orange sandal's that match..My hair will be pulled up, showing off my tattoo on the back of my neck. WHY?..Because this is who I am. I wont be taking my nose ring out, nor trying to hide the fact I am a wild flower inside.

Ok, I take my nose ring out for work..Just because I want a damn paycheck.

Anyway...I met Gette. I really like her. She has a cute son my Boo Bee loved playing with. He kept taking her care bear. I think that is a sign he will take the remote when he grows up..

here they are playing..

This is Gette cleaning off her lil boys face...I love this picture..

Anyway, we had a good time, and I hope we meet again, next time come to my hive. We have lots of care bears here..

I put my work out clothes on. In preparation for my 4 mile run round the lake I could very well drown in. This is me..

You see my orange shirt? It is one of my favoirte work out shirts.....I have a damn question. Why do ALL my work out shirts smell in the arm pits? No matter what I do...The smell does not get out....I use Gain, I use fabric softener...I know I work out hard, but damn I smell so bad and I have not even moved a damn muscle. I don't get it. Maybe I need to wash my work out clothes in hot water....Or maybe I need to burn them after each use..

Look, its nice out..Look how hot it is today

Yup, that's 90....Sweet 90.....

This is Blondie Bee lil friend who does not knock, but just walk in my house..ya know the one I mean...

Aint she cute as a button......

I have noticed that some blogs that I read, now have me off their bloglist...But yet they still come here everyday, because I can tell who comes here...I am sneaky that way. What I want to know is if I offended you enough to be taken off your bloglist, why do u keep coming here....I will admit lots of blogs on my list I don't read, I am to lazy to take them off...But man, if you take me off, stop coming here. I will get a permanent restraining order...I realize I am a tad out there to someone who may be taken a back by the stuff that spews from my mouth. I am fine with that. I totally understand not wanting to read someone because they say stuff you don't care for. But why keep coming here. Shoooo...I dunno.

So what have we learned?

I have a son who wants to be kidnapped

I smell

I met a cool blogger today

Her son likes boos care bear

I love Jesus

I also like cussing

I will call me kids retards till they prove me otherwise

Hubby aint getting any if he talks church talk at bedtime

Have a good weekend....

Like always....Stay sober, stay clothed, and don't free base on the court house lawn.

Bee Real

OK I want to re-do my blog..if anyone can help me it would be greatly appreicaited. I want to keep this one so I can switch back and forth. I have some ideas...i just dont know how to do it...I am willing to pay a small anyone who can help if you know how to customize templates and create me or leave me a comment...

tanks people..

another question. who the hell is coming here using a link I gave them in yahoo mail? I have 2 differnt ones coming here, but I dont know anyone in Willmer or Pease Minnesota. The one in Pease is using Fronteirnet internet. I swear, I am worried someone who may leak all my secerts is reading this, and I have no idea who would live there. I know the ones from MN who read this, and I know when its them. Now email me and let me know who I can still post pics of odd girl, ugly kid...or talk about work....if I dont find out who it is, i wont be talking about any of this anymore..its to risky..

I swear I dont know anyone who lives there to mail them a link..or if anyone mailed someone a link to this site let me know..i just want to have all my bases covered. shit. who the hell are you?...probably my Pastor or my boss at the jail..I will be banned from both places..But I KNOW who I mail stuff to and who I dont..

ok carry on...


Kami said...

Mmmkay. I never had you on my list to start with, but I need to update.

I LOVE to fucking cuss. Shit.

I went to Beta, because I thought I'd be able to upload some damn pix. Silly me. IT'S MY FUCKING LAPTOP with the issues, not Blogger.

So, don't hate. Use your Google ID, and suck it up, sister.

Badoozie said...

i don't have you on my blog list. i don't have a blog list. so get over it.

God talk at sex time is a real turnoff.

so, are you trying to tell us, you like being wild? cause i NEVER would have guessed that about you;. i swear you have" DEMURE" stamped on your forehead.

Lisa said...

I'm laughing out loud right now- you crack my ass up, girl!

Blogger pissed me off one too many time and I ditched their sorry ass- Beta or no Beta.

Now you've got me singing that Jimmy Buffett song- So barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew,
Honey why don't we get drunk, and screw? :-)

just_tammy said...

You're not on my blog list since I still don't have a stinkin blog! When are you going to get around to starting it for me - kidding - or am I?!

When you solve the stinky arm pit thing, let me know since I have the same problem. Don't know what the deal is since everything else is fine. No won't tell you what I was just going to, so you will still be my friend. Don't want you holding it against me since I think you blogged about it once upon a time.

So you got a Jesus lecture and hubby didn't get any... Tell him it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure out where he went wrong!

I have to say I was a bit jealous about you going off to have lunch with a blogger friend and it wasn't me! She looks like a very nice person and doesn't appear to be an ax murderer. Just joking about that and hope she won't be ticked. You really need to worry about meeting me since you know crazy runs in the family!

Did you know you are a day ahead?! Sorry, couldn't help myself since you said not to say that. I like to live on the edge! Now come on over and punch me in the nose since I mentioned it. Once we stop the bleeding, we can go do something to make the trip worth while!

Angie said...

I don't have anything witty to say, but you make me laugh, that's why I come back :)

I have no idea about Beta

Maybe try deodrant, I hear it helps with the smell

Probably the hubby is just concerned about you. He might have good intentions, but then again, I went to school with the younger brother, so who really knows....

I think odd girl just has a REALLY bad haircut....who would do that to their child?

As for long hair and a butt crease.....well now we've got issues sista ;)
I thought you said you were an 80s girl....geez

novaks8 said...

Umm, the kid on the right?


I crack myself up.

I think it is the pale skin/dark hair. Like that chick who was hooking up with Marilyn Manson...Rose McGowan.
She is so pretty but weird at the same time.

I was reading about the Beta thing. Only certain people are able to switch right now.

It is supposedly better because you can change your template easily and other features.

But if you want to comment on someone's blog, comment anonymously and then just sign your name in the comment.

And if you arent on Beta you can enable anonymous comments so that everyone can comment.

Tip of the day.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I am scared...I told you that you need to hold my hand..i aint lyin..

cussing and me go hand in hand down a gloroius meadow:)

yes what happen to your bloglist?..i use to read someone thru your site, now i cant..pisser you are..

Blogger pisses me off too, but I am to scared to switch..

thats a good song huh?..glad you could see the humor in all this:-)

well I would of met you first if you lived in the same damn state..

and I am gonna start you a blog..u wait and see!

you always have somethign witty to say, thats why I lvoe and I go way back..hehe'

deodrant? way..hehe

I am all about the 80's..havent you seen them church ladies with the big hats and the butt crease in thier hair?..come on, you know what I am sayin..

could be the hair cut..i was thinking it was the face:)

Mary, i thought u were on a break:)

ok, thanks for that tip..i did not even think about that..

you do come in handy sometimes:)

Mike said...

I'm not downloading the new beta version either. Too many people bitching about it. You can comment on those type of blogs if they would enable other/anonymous commenting though.



I never, ever godless heathen.


Peggy said...

I want to give your blogger friend the 3rd degree. I want to get all the scoop from her about you. You can't be too crazy cause she let you near her kid :) Now go say hi to jesus, go to bed and give your shaky bee something to shake about!

Bumbling Bav said...

I am glad Butch Bee made it to school!

I have no clue about this "beta" thing... I thought it was a fish.

Come here and I will do all those things with you. We can get a tat while sipping spiked coffee and listing to the loudest shit we can find. Oh and I can use potty mouth better then my friggen trucker husband. Oh and on Sunday... we can head to church in the shortest shit we can find and show off our new purchased tats! We will make our Jesus loving husbands PROUD!

I am glad you got to get together with a blogging buddy. I have gotten to do it ... and we get along great! Heck our husbands are so much alike we feel each others pain.

My kids are like yours.

Thanks for the tip on free basing.

Oh and hello you are a day early... does that mean you are not a $ short?


Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I have heard that too.I am not touching Beta with a ten foor pole..

I made her sign a contract, she cant say a word:)

Not sure mr shakys heart could take a good shaking tongiht:)

I so need to have a night out like that with you....

I like your line of thinking and I want u to move here ASAP:)

Fantastagirl said...

sex time is for sex - god talk is for like sunday mornings or some shite like that.

try frebreze for the laundry or something like that.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

amen to that girl!

I do have the kind with febreeze..

thats how damn smelly I get.

Kendra Lynn said...

Sounds like you've had an interesting day. :)
And last talk with the hubby, huh? LOL
Hope you have a great time at to you soon.


Michael Manning said...

I loved this BLOG even after returning to Ohio with 3 hous of sleep the night before in Naples. First, I thought your son was SO COOL about his confidence in not needing Steven Segal to walk him to school. He knows Karate. Anyone messes with him, they'll wind up in the ER! Your daughter is precious! I also have 3 Orange-Colored workout shirts. Now that I've read this post, if you remove the nose ring I'l work like hell to become a metal man! lol!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

my goodness, i am not even sure when i work next..u just got me thinking on that.

whats funny is he doesnt even know karate..he had two months of ti-kwan-do..

u mean you NOT a metal man?..oh do I have my work cut out for me or what?

d said...

Remember when VCR's first came around? There was VHS and Beta. What happened to the Beta hmmm? I haven't a clue what this beta shit is but I'm sure I couldn't figure out how to put it on my blog anyway.

You're on my list - in fact, I think I'll put you there twice - no, THREE times - oh yes I will!

Do you funny Americans have Tide? Tide is the bomb, everything else sucks donkey balls.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

u did NOT just ask me if we funny amreicans have tide did you?

i have bought tide, but it dont get my kids stains out..gain is the bomb gets everything clean a fresh but my workout clothes..

and your right..i remember those beta tapes....they were smaller..see beta never lasts..

Gette said...

That is my new desktop photo! Woot!

Jerry said...

You can hang with me. I have almost no sense of smell. So I can't smell your stinky pits...or my own. I'm going to a ENT doc to maybe get that fixed though. I'll let you know if I stink too.

Now go give Mr. Shaky Pants a little sumthin. For Jesus.

Karin said...

I know you are still on my blog list cause that is how I get here. Yep I am lazy like that I go to my blog then click the link to get to your blog. I never ever have to worry about my Husband telling me I need Jesus, that is the beauty of marry a Jew. Oh and you are so freaking skinny I am not sure if we can still be friends. Maybe you should ask me after all the wine from tonights dinner wears off.

I don't understand beta and I was feeling a little left out today. But if you are out of that loop too I feel better.

Does anyone have a cure for hiccups? I think I am in trouble cause none of my normal remedies are working on these wine hiccups.

Cliff Morrow said...

How about different D.O.?
You remind me of our neighbor lady. We've been friends for 30 years. A bit of a free spirit.

Beth said...

I just have to tell you, you are a breath of fresh air. I too, am a Christian, but don't follow "the rules" like I am supposed to. It's nice to know that I am not alone!

I love Bad Company, lust after Brad Pitt and Wentworth, I know..still...wear jeans to church!!! I am surely going to hell.

deni said...

I can't help help with the stinky shirts, I can't even get the underarm stains out of mine.

The Beta thing is just scary, I'm afraid to try it.

I could NEVER be a preacher's wife, no way. As much as I love Jesus, it just wouldn't work for me.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

see i am good for something right?

well my sence of smell works, so if you stink too, might not work out well:)

well thats how i get to your blog too..I am lazy and that is how i get to all of mine..:)

oh Lordy girl, I am not me..

say can I meet this neighbor of yours..I mean she is weird is she?

the way I see it, as you as you know what you belive it doens tmatter how you look, what you listen too..becuase at the end of the day your just you..

and dont worry about the gay thing, I have been in love with George Micheal since puburty:)

well I am not excatly the right matriael, but what can ya do?

Hails said...

OMG I cant stop laughing. I love how you tell it how it is. thats not good english, but Im sure you get me.

So glad its FRIDAY!

What the beta version. If its bad, im not touching it. I have enuf trouble with normal blogger.

drive instead of run or walk said...

the girl does look odd somewhat.
anyway, you run 4 miles????? From what do you run? I didn't kno folks ran that weren't being chased. Sheesh, tote your shooting iron and kill whatever it is behind you!
I got tickled at Mr. Shakey putting his britches back on, haaaaaaaaaa
your last peice of advice the stay sober part, if you break that one then maybe you'd be ina better mood, at least until the headache.
go get em
ole no running j

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well saying like it is has got me in tons of trouble thru the years, but what the hell?

dotnt touch beta with a ten foot pole..u got it!

Cracker Jack,
well I cant maintain the obses size I am if I do not run 4 miles a day...although my muscles in the legs are so big and strong I could kick a 300 pound man out a 10 payned window;)

Crashdummie said...

Wow, you seem to be a quite b(u)zzzzy gal (heheh like its the first time you heard that joke nah).

What we learned? You are who you are, accept it or screw you! (no, not referring to the kinky kind, unless it is one of the metal band members).

Have a wicked weekend, & do everything I wouldn’t!;)


js said...

well I couldn't maintain my current figure with our over indulging in food and spirits!!!!
So carry on ole J
oh yeah the first Mamma B pic, that rocks
excellent eyes very sexy!
ole j

Badoozie said...

so, i hope you don't get sued for putting someone elses kids picture up on the world wide web.......

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

hhaha, you learn fast...thanks for stopping by

i can maintain mine that wya too...its much easier too...

crap...well i dont think anyone in this town knows my blog u know any good attaorneys just in case?

Likes to live the title J said...

i over looked the title of your post here

now that will damn sure cure whatever ails you!!!!!!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

would u like me to play the song today? honor of my fav cracker jack?

ready to hear it and participate js said...

well is this all request hour?
I think that would be a good song to play, I am formally requesting that you play the every cracker fight song, carry on Mr. Buffet.

Michele_3 said...

Your still on my list girlie!
(it is my short-cut to your place..)i'm not going to BETA-
too much complication for me..
How cool that you met a blogger friend- I need to do that with a few here in Florida as well..
(finding the time is a bitch..)

Ok, so this picture with blondie,
does she like the girl, because she looks super pissed or was that for you taking her picture again?

Take care, glad to see today is going a bit better for you!

Lady Noelle said...

I've been reading your blog for a few months now, and you being a preachers wife, this is the first I heard of it. Like wow.... Good for you. But it sounds like you guys need to sit down and talk it out. None of my business. And if I lived closed, I would go to the tattoo place with you!

I know some about blogger templates, but not enough to actually suggest help or anything. I'm not touching the beta with a ten foot stick until it's not a beta anymore. Pfft, they must think everyone in blogger land is crazy.

~Deb said...

It's not the shirt I wanted to see. Get my drift??? Hmm????

Okay... Babe? You put a lot on the plate today.

First let me say, I am SO fearful of beta. Why can't we comment? Is it temporary? Or do we ALL have to switch to beta eventually? I don't get it. I'm afraid of losing all my material. I have to back up... I guess. Ugh.

Ummm....You do need Jesus, and you also need a good detergent woman! ;)

Too funny girl!

dakotablueeyes said...

I don't get what beta is either.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

cracker J,
this is the only time I will be having request enjoy it:)

your lukcy you have denise down by you..both u bitches need to get up here so we can hang for a day:)

Lady N,
hmm, guess I have not mentioed the whole preacjhers wife in a while..everyone else knows only beucase I talked about it beofre..long dont feel left you:)

well get your butt down here and lets go get inked:)

I cant work out in my slutty shirts;)

yes I am not touching beta with a ten foot pole..not till we all have no choice..then I am even still leary:)

makes 2 of us:)

jsull said...

well ty for the one time deal!!!!!

and for the record I'm with deb on the slutty shirt pics!!!!!!!

have a good weekend

The Blog Whore said...

That kid looks like quasimodo...

oops, did I say that?

Anyhoo, I hear ya. I have like, 75 people come to my blog on a slow day and I only know, maybe 10 or 15 of them. Who in the hell are these people? Why are they coming there? Why do they never comment?

It bugs me.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

cracker j,
i dont have any slutty shirts..or do I?

blog whore,
I was gonna all her that but I was going to me nice:)

the commetnt hing dont bother me..its when i have people coming ehre that live close to me, i worry about people reading this that I could run into on the street..

on a slow day i get about 90..on fast day I get about 200...not even half commet, screw em all.

i just wnana know who it is that live near me that are coming thru a mail link..i dont care about anyone else:)

Schell said...

Well, I must say, I just found you blog via Kept Woman, your title totally intrigued me so I had a look. Just started reading a bit of it, but I am hooked, for now I will bookmark you for quick access, but will add you to my sidebar when I get a bit o time. Love the song.

Meow said...

Hey Bossy, that's why we love you and keep coming back ... you are who you are, and don't pretend to be something you are not.
I'm pretty sure I still have you on my blogroll, AND I probably stop by and lurk sometimes ... too lazy to comment at times, that's me !!
Have a great weekend.
Take care, Meow

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

any frined of TKW is a friend of mine..come back now ya hear:)

I know I am crazy and thats why u love me:)

Princess said...

BOSSY!!!! f**k em!! whoever comes here and has taken you off there list!! They can nick off i say!!

Your blog is so real, and funny thats why i love it so much!! You rock grrrl!!!

Also, with your blog, i might be able to help you?! :))


Princess said...

Oh, and i think the pic of the girls are pretty cute! (Yes your bee is waaay cuter!! ;) hehe

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well I am glad u see my softer side..hehe

u can help me?..for real?

Granny said...

I'm so far behind and you're way down in the W's. I need to start at the bottom once in a while.

If you're not on my blogroll, blame Blogger but I'm pretty sure you are.

Beta is supposed to be an improvement (no html to worry about for starters) but once you change you can't go back. Eventually we will all be there.

"Beta" is short for a new procedure that uses people as guinea pigs.

Yes, you can comment. I do it all the time although I had trouble at first. You may have to use your google i.d. like Kami said.

Beta is discriminating against me because I have a "team" blog even if 3 out of the 4 of us never post - they're my heroes who bail me out when I do something stupid with the blog.

Jamie Dawn said...

You need JESUS to wash out your potty mouth!

You need JESUS to walk your Butch Bee to school!

You need JESUS to take your stink away!

You need JESUS to help Boo Bee poo in the toilet every time.

You need JESUS to protect you from Ugly Kid.

You need JESUS to keep Blondie Bee from being so sassy with you.

You need JESUS to help you not be so shy and reserved on this blog.

You need JESUS to take all the calories out of food.
(I need him to do that for me too.)

Can I get an AMEN!!
Hallelujah, and saints be praised!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

amen Hallujila..

I love Jamie, thank you:)

Sandy said...

In case you did not know, you sent this to me in an email and I have told No One. ;)

Toss some vinegar in your washer and you will be fine.

Did you know that my dad had another heart attack...?

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I had no he ok?

no, i know i gave it to you..there is someone floating around my neck of the woods coming here..and i dont even know anyone..i have to be careful..i hate having to be careful:)

Sandy said...

Don't be careful on my account because I am on your side darlin'! ;)

Yeah, I guess he is okay. Still smoking. I give up.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well no snece in tyring to get him to quit, if a heart attack aint gonna cure him, nuttin will..

oh I am just joking bout being carful..i could give a shit less anymore...:)

slutty appearal appreciator said...

you replied to Deb that you had slutty shirts!
Slutty is a positive thing!

Maisha said...

i am just trying to survive this fit of laughter...gosh!