Well today really did not start out any better. First up my Butch Bee piddled around and purposley missed the bus so he could walk. I told him if a guy tries to kidnap you, its not my fault, this is why I don't like you walking. He assured me he knew enough karate to make it to school should such a problem arise. I had him call me when he got to school. And he did. Another day clear of kidnapping or mameing.
What is this whole Beta thing about? I see some blogs who have down graded to it, they can not comment nor can we unless we get Beta too?..Why are we doing this? I am not converting to Beta. I am scared. Why don't you guys just leave well enough alone....I don't get what Beta is, or why some of you are getting it. Please come back to the way it should be..
Last night I was trying to explain to Mr Shaky Pants about my feelings of missing out on something. He totally pissed me off. You know what the jerk off said?....Said I need Jesus and blah blah blah....Jesus isn't going to help me scrap book or paint ceramics. Jesus isn't going to take me out for dinner so I can get out of my house with no bees following me. Jesus isn't gonna buy me a winning lotto ticket so I can retire peacefully in Key West and be a groupie for a summer while I follow my favorite band on tour....Jesus has HIS place, by all means. Me and Jesus, heck we are like this:)
Just don't think He is gonna go out for drinks with me or sit at a tattoo parlor while I get another tattoo or take me on a long drive to the ocean to see flamingos and stingrays.
So Mr Shaky went on and on about all this. I told him if he keeps this talk up he might want to put his drawers back on because I was going to bed.
Alas, my feeling has passed slightly.
Guess what I did today? I met one of my Blogger friends. Her name is Gette..She is on my sidebar, I cant link or I would..I am stupid..Get over it.
Her and I have a lot I common. For one ,her hubby is going to seminary as well. She has a potty mouth..Which makes me love her more. I am who I am. Hubby is who he is. I will be a preachers wife who attends church sometimes, will have a nose ring, 5 or more tattoos, listening to hard rock and go to concerts and drool over metal men I will never have nor meet..I like throwing out naughty words sometimes, I like to drink sometimes...I like horror movies and I love South Park....
Does that mean I am any less religious? I hardly think so. I don't have to conform to any mold to make anyone happy. I am who I am, that wont change. Doesn't mean I don't believe any less or more then the rest of you people. I wont wear hats to church, I wont grow my hair long with a butt crease down the center, I wont listen to Christian Rock...I wont do these things because that is not who I am. I will go to church on Sunday while my Def Leppard :YEAH! CD is blaring thru my windows. I will wear my short skirt and my bright orange sandal's that match..My hair will be pulled up, showing off my tattoo on the back of my neck. WHY?..Because this is who I am. I wont be taking my nose ring out, nor trying to hide the fact I am a wild flower inside.
Ok, I take my nose ring out for work..Just because I want a damn paycheck.
Anyway...I met Gette. I really like her. She has a cute son my Boo Bee loved playing with. He kept taking her care bear. I think that is a sign he will take the remote when he grows up..
here they are playing..
This is Gette cleaning off her lil boys face...I love this picture..
Anyway, we had a good time, and I hope we meet again, next time come to my hive. We have lots of care bears here..
I put my work out clothes on. In preparation for my 4 mile run round the lake I could very well drown in. This is me..
You see my orange shirt? It is one of my favoirte work out shirts.....I have a damn question. Why do ALL my work out shirts smell in the arm pits? No matter what I do...The smell does not get out....I use Gain, I use fabric softener...I know I work out hard, but damn I smell so bad and I have not even moved a damn muscle. I don't get it. Maybe I need to wash my work out clothes in hot water....Or maybe I need to burn them after each use..
Look, its nice out..Look how hot it is today
Yup, that's 90....Sweet 90.....
This is Blondie Bee lil friend who does not knock, but just walk in my house..ya know the one I mean...
Aint she cute as a button......
I have noticed that some blogs that I read, now have me off their bloglist...But yet they still come here everyday, because I can tell who comes here...I am sneaky that way. What I want to know is if I offended you enough to be taken off your bloglist, why do u keep coming here....I will admit lots of blogs on my list I don't read, I am to lazy to take them off...But man, if you take me off, stop coming here. I will get a permanent restraining order...I realize I am a tad out there to someone who may be taken a back by the stuff that spews from my mouth. I am fine with that. I totally understand not wanting to read someone because they say stuff you don't care for. But why keep coming here. Shoooo...I dunno.
So what have we learned?
I have a son who wants to be kidnapped
I met a cool blogger today
Her son likes boos care bear
I love Jesus
I also like cussing
I will call me kids retards till they prove me otherwise
Hubby aint getting any if he talks church talk at bedtime
Have a good weekend....
Like always....Stay sober, stay clothed, and don't free base on the court house lawn.
OK I want to re-do my blog..if anyone can help me it would be greatly appreicaited. I want to keep this one so I can switch back and forth. I have some ideas...i just dont know how to do it...I am willing to pay a small fee..small..to anyone who can help me....so if you know how to customize templates and create them..email me or leave me a comment...
another question. who the hell is coming here using a link I gave them in yahoo mail? I have 2 differnt ones coming here, but I dont know anyone in Willmer or Pease Minnesota. The one in Pease is using Fronteirnet internet. I swear, I am worried someone who may leak all my secerts is reading this, and I have no idea who would live there. I know the ones from MN who read this, and I know when its them. Now email me and let me know who you..so I can still post pics of odd girl, ugly kid...or talk about work....if I dont find out who it is, i wont be talking about any of this anymore..its to risky..
I swear I dont know anyone who lives there to mail them a link..or if anyone mailed someone a link to this site let me know..i just want to have all my bases covered. shit. who the hell are you?...probably my Pastor or my boss at the jail..I will be banned from both places..But I KNOW who I mail stuff to and who I dont..
ok carry on...