Saturday, September 30, 2006

Pumpkins are orange

I succeeded in finding pumpkins that would crush my skull. Now I only have to work up the balls to actually catapult one on me. By weeks end I hope to have accomplished this feat. Sadly, I will not have the images to prove it, as I don't wanna harm my camrea.sorry dudes.

Here are some pics from our trip.....I know you have been waiting for this..

I don't know if you can see that pumpkin in the back there, but that's the one I am thinking of using for my suicide.

Here are my girls.....They see porta pottys and it excites them..

Here is Mr Shaky and his mentally impaired momma...This is where all the retardation stems.....These two folks right here...

Here is one of me and shaky....See my boobs are big..Way too damn big..Also it would help if I would wear clothes that fit me, and not about 2 sizes to big....But alas, I was cozy.

Here are all the retards that live under my roof. Its hard to believe all these social outcast under one roof, but we all seem to fit just fine....

Oh here is Boo, I think she was lost, or hoping she was lost..

Well I need to go for my 6 mile walk around the lake. As you can see from the photos, I am in need of losing about 50 pounds..I told you, ya'll thought Bossy was lying. I am a truth teller, so up yours people.

I am taking the long way to the lake, and the even longer way back home. I may swim. swim across to the other side. Maybe drown in the process. Maybe get bit by a pirahna, attacked by sharks or swallowed by whales. And if any of that happens, I will not complain one bit. I am not a complainer. Nope, not me.

Speaking of not complaining, my Boo Bee was sitting on my lap last night. We were cuddling. She says to me.

" Let me down before I poke your eye out!"

what the hell is that about?

Bee Real


Britmum said...

Still it looks like you all had a very pumpkiny time.

Bossy there isn't an ounce of fat on you. Goodness me.......... now I feel like a blimp.

Take care xx

kaliblue said...

You're a crazy chick:-). You have a very beautiful family. Looks like ya'll had a good time.

Brandy said...

Just Beautiful pictures. You have a lovely family there!!

What fat?? I dont see any fat!! Geez I need to find a lake to walk around and get rid of some of my fat...LOL

That pumpkin just may do the trick... We have some huge ones here at our pumpkin patch. Been a long time since we went.. Teenagers dont like doing that stuff anymore..

Have a great nite!!!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

yes a pumpkiny time was had..

and get your damn glasses on..

thank you...and we did have a good time, nothing I like more then pumpkin patches, how sad is that?

I was one of them odd teens, I loved going to pumpkin pathces..something about the smell of them, the whole fall feel..I am odd that way..

if mine ever not want to go, I will hang them:)

Kendra Lynn said...

Nice pictures. :)
I love pumpkin-time. :)
We went to an orchard today. Sadly, it was raining, and we didn't get to do many orchardy things. However, we did manage to stop by the donut and cider counter. :) OH yeah. Pumpkin donuts with cream cheese frosting. Not anything that can beat that. :)
Oh...and I probably gained three to five pounds today..just on donuts alone. Sigh.

just_tammy said...

I'm sooo excited for next weekend when we head out for pumpkins and apples. For the record, my adult kid and teenager are excited about coming. That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Plus they know they will get more apples covered in homemade caramel and then dipped in chocolate and then rolled in whatever they are feeling like. Nothing like sucking all the healthy out of an apple!

You know the jumbo pumpkin in your picture? That's about my shape right now so I don't want to hear any more about yours! Maybe if I was your height instead of mine, life would be better. Did you just say if I ate plain ole apples, I wouldn't be pumpkin shaped?!

Hang in there and I'll send some caramels your way as a reward for not killing the in laws or yourself!

The Kept Woman said...

Holy damn, woman. Look at those calves on you in the pic where you're leaning on the hay bale thing...niiiiice!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

sorry you had a crappy day for the pumpkin patch..we had a 65 degree day sunny was very nice..

you will have to go back when it isnt so yucky out:)

oh good lord, I am so coming over for carmel dipped apples. can i roll mine in sprinkles?

I need to see proof of your pumpkin shape, I dont belive a word of it.

thank you, thank you very much...its from my running should see my arms, but I hate to brag:)

just_tammy said...

Head on over here! You can roll your apple in an assortment of sprinkles. At the same time you can see my lovely pumpkin shape. After all the eating today, I'd be in worse shape except for the fact I worked out like crazy all week. Any more I just off set the pig outs with work outs!

pack of 2 said...

you look fine to me. UGH...WOMEN!!!

Thanks for all the pics:)


Kelly said...

Sounds like the stress is starting to wear on Boo too! LOL

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

can I soak my apples in some liquor before I roll it and sprinkle it?

thanks, but I know your lyin

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I think so too...I think she is sick of me..

did u go out with the girls today?

Cliff Morrow said...

What a great looking family. Sorry about the retardation.
Don't do the pupkin suicide. They might call me to help clean up the mess.

Gette said...

If you ever grow weary of the pumpkin patch, you can always head to Watertown SD for the potato pickin' festival.

Hails said...

Sorry to sound like a daft monkey (maybe i should change that to something aussie, maybe a kangaroo because they are idiots, they just stand on the road and get hit by cars, dont move or anything...anyways back to my question...) but whats with the pumpkins?? I dont get it.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT!!! Id kill to have legs like yours! Now repeat after me

"Im beautiful and do not to lose any more weight because im already MILF"

Jewl said...

I think those damn glasses might actually be apart of your head...
Nice pictures!

Anonymous said...

Oh my GAWD
Your boobs are definitely HUMONGOUS!
You are bigger than Chelsea Charms!
Maybe the same size, yo:

deni said...

I was looking to buy some pumpkins, I just can't bring myself to pay five bucks a piece for something that's gonna rot on my porch.

Back home, I used to go to an old farmer, he was quite the pervert, but his pumpkins were cheap, so if you could tolerate him, it was worth it.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I dont think they would call you to help clean up the mess, there wont be much damage, I dont have much up there if ya get my drift;)

I am not driving all that way for potaotes:)

what dont you get about the pumpkins?...its fall, its pumpkin time, we carve them at halloween..

do u not have pumpkins there?..its a damn shame if u dont.

I think you may be right:)

who is chelsea charms?

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I paid 30 cents per pound..for 3 pumpkins I paid over 15 bucks..I could not agree with you more...

Karin said...

Yes you are a skinny skinny bitch and I will hear no more about you losing weight. I will have to send you some of mine soon to work off just so you feel like you are accomplishing something.

The family looks great! I can't wait until I have an excuse to go to the pumpkin patch.

Jamie Dawn said...

Boo has inherited your violent streak. Poking out an eye... suicide by giant pumpkin... you see what I mean.

The photos are superb! Your family is gorgeous and even your MIL is very cute.
You do not need to lose 50 pounds. You have a distorted body image. Ask Mr. Shaky what he thinks about your bod. I'm sure he likes it a lot.

keesh said...

Face it, you are an adorable family. you have to come to terms with it :). Looks like you had fine, even though you like to pretend you hate everything, we know you enjoy your family time..shorts girl? how the hell warm was it? I guess it was 70 around here on Sunday, but mostly it has been only in the 50's. it is storming right now....DAMN IT!

Laura Elizabeth said...

If you loose 50 pounds, you'll disappear!

Wonderful pics of the family - thanks for sharing :)

~Deb said...

Thanks for adding me on 'myspace'! Love your blinky shiny things! ;) (ha)

Great pictures of the family!!! :)

js said...

ok ur boobs
your calves
ur crack u smoke,
must be friggin good
i need some of that
minus 50 you look like a POW
if u need to lose 50 I need to lose 150
i gotta get goin on the weight loss it appears
good pics
fatty J

j said...

its right here
the elephant..........
i'll never check this post again so dont reply here
i do see your rock hard calves
they are almost as hard as my..................
ole hard head cracker!!!!