So I took my Boo to the ER last night. My toddler who sounded as though she had a dire case of emphysema had a breathing treatment. Her pulse OX which is not suppose to be below 97 was hovering between 89-93..Her lips were not turning blue, but now I do have proof of why she is mentally retarded from this day on. She is breathing better today. She only sounds like someone with smokers lung rather then full blown emphysema...God bless her.
I am having one fo those days. I hate dealing with other peoples launguage barriers. I went to McDondlas to get my Boo some chicken nuggets, chocolate milk and apples..just because she has smokers lung does not mean she doesn't need to eat..
The woman whom was talking thru the loud speaker told me my total, which I thought was 3.50 or something of that nature. I pull up to the window hand her my money and she looks at me puzzled. She said 3.50..I said COUNT IT...FOR CHRISTS SAKE.
She then hold up her fingers to demonstrate the amount she meant. I could not understand a bloody word she was saying.
I hate that. Here I am, minding my own beeswax, driving thru getting my kid a good honest healthy lunch..And I feel as though I am somewhere in the heart of Mexico not knowing how to communicate my needs.Then I remember, I am not inMexico , I am in Minnesota where Americans live..That speak English...Thank God one of us was in the right place.
So I thought from now on once a week I would show pictures to see if Weight Watchers is really working....I showed myself last week..With my smelly orange shirt..This week I tried getting from all angels. remember I have to take these myself, my Boo would take pics of the toilet, the garbage can, the table..And so on, if I gave her the camera to take them...
I guess this is my legs.......Its hard getting a good photo when you are your own photographer.
Um, pardon me...Its my backside.....
Um I guess lower ab portion and thigh area...
Check out the zip or whathaveu on my chin......Damn...That's nasty.
now that you got your fright for the night...Wanna hear something cool...We ordered our tickets today..But guess what..We got the VIP tickets and we are guaranteed seats in the first 10 rows..I wont tell you how much that costs, I don't want to seem completely foolish. So not only will we have a chance to meet them afterward, we have some sweet seats.....
Gosh if I die before this day, I will haunt everyone I know....That means YOU..
So here is hoping I can sustain life until at least October 22....That gives me a day of leeway to die...
Plus I think I am getting a raging yeast infection..damn the effects of sweating so bad the yeast starts growing..If that is not excuse enough to stop working out, not sure what is..Plus I cant ever get the smell out of the pits...I have some rank pits as mr shaky would say...I tell him that is proof I work out harder then he does...
Now what have we learned..
I am still fat after weight watchers
My boo has smokers lung even though she dont inhale, nor do her parents..ever!
My shirts still stink
I spent too much money on an event that will last mere hours.
Working out causes yeast infections.