Another one bites the dust

Well, I am still alive, my premonition of an early demise has yet to prove right. But the week is still young.

My bees start school today. I can not tell you how giddy I am. All day, just me and my boo bee, kickin back watching Dora...Watching The Wiggles....Naps...Glorious day will be had by all.

I have told you about Ugly Kid. The kid is very unattractive, but mostly because he shit in my yard and tells my baby to say words like poop and trys to get her to say she is a boy. He is ugly, but another kid has proceeded him....If that is even possible.

My Blondie has befriended a little girl down the street. We shall call her Odd looking kid. This little girl is so odd looking I can not even express into words what she looks like. Its that bad. I am hoping they stand together at the bus so I can take a photo so I can show you what a odd looking girl this is..And what is worse, she looks just like her mother. I mean I don't know if some sort of weird facial deformity runs in their blood. I don't know. Now the grandma goes to our church, she is very attractive. Normal looking. What the heck has gone wrong here?...I don't know, but its under investigation.

And not only is this girl odd looking, she also does not knock on my door, rather she opens it right up, walks in and says " hey is any one here?"

She is not the only child to bust open my door. Last night the little girl my son kissed last summer , just open up my kitchen door and looks around. I spot her, give her a look, and she asks if the kids can play. I tell her NO they can NOT play. Then she has the nerve to ask why?.....I say because I said so.

Now maybe I am wrong, maybe it is customary to just open up the door of your brethren. But I am pretty sure it is not customary. I am going to start locking my screen doors. This is not the Open Door Missionary Church. You can not just walk in, my door IS NOT open to the public. I will start shooting anyone who opens my door with out knocking ,unless they have the same last name as me.

I am gonna get a little sappy on your asses right now...My Blondie Bee is kind of distraught. I told her about her ole buddy the crocodile hunter. She was not happy. After I told her he had died she just said.."Oh, can I go out and play?"

I thought maybe it did not bother her. She loves this man. She wants to be like him. She is always looking for bugs, spiders and snakes..She is fearless when it comes to that stuff. Countless times she has forced me to watch the dreaded ball of energy that was Steve Erwin. She would proudly watch it and when he would get bit by snakes or anything she would beam...Like if this dude can do it so can I. Everytime Boo Bee lays down she would come cuddle with me on the couch and beg to watch Animal Planet so we could see if The crocodile Hunter was on....And if it was...I had to sit thru it..

Well later in the evening we were watching Animal Planet and they were showing Croc Diaries. She said " look momma, he isn't dead, he is right there."

I explained to her that this was old footage of an old show...She was sitting here eating her apples and caramel and then she just left the room. She went into her room to eat her apples.

When she came out I asked her what was wrong, and she told me she did not want to see Steve anymore...It made her sad. And she is very upset with that sting ray.

And then she dropped it. I am not going to talk to her again about it, unless she brings it up. Actually I am a tad heart broken. I feel awful for his kids and wife. But when you tackle danger like that, something is bound to go wrong at some point in time.

I have a feeling she will be the next crocodile hunter. God help me...


Ok anyhoo, enough talk of death...I wont bring it up for at least another week.

Bee Real