Friday, March 10, 2006

R my brows in yet?

As I keep looking at the mess I have created on my person, I see that I truly need an eyebrow transplant..I am thinking I need to trim some hair from the back of my head and ever so slightly and delicately put tiny drops of super glue on the ends. Then I will fixate the strands of hair to where my eyebrows should be. Drastic times call for drastic measures people...

But it has come to my immediate attention that I am dire need of a brow lift. Better just make that a whole body lift. It will be smarter to get all the work done at once, better to only go under the knife once...Keep cost down that way.

Last night Mr Shaky Pants was in charge of making the mashed tators. I see him add a great big glob of butter and I noticed it was not my I cant believe its not butter fat free spread. To my dismay I look and ask.." What are you doing? Why aren't you using my butter?"

" Because that stuff taste like dog crap"

ok how the heck do you even know what dog crap taste like?


Bee Real

30 comments:

CoolChic said...

LOL Is that butter any good? I've been thinking about switching, can you buy it NOT in a tub? I stopped using becel a while ago because K's mom said something bad about the stuff. So I switched to real butter. Not that I use butter on much one pound of butter will last a couple months here.

Oh and I figured out, it wasn't blogger giving me problems, it's once again my freaking cable!!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

coolchic,
damn cable..

yes I like the I cant belive tis not butter fat free spread..I buy the little tubs, they last a while here too..we arent big butter eaters;)..try it though, its not bad..

Jamie Dawn said...

You may have stumbled on the reason for your hubby's shaking.
He's been eating dog crap.

Peggy said...

I won't even ask what dog crap taste like. But I use real butter as it is taste good but harder to spread so last longer. I have a image of you in my mind with raccoon eyes and weird hair LOL

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Jamie,
I bet that is it. I better go have a talk with him STAT:)

Peggy,
please get that image out of your mind, my racoon eyes are gone now..tee-hee...

pack of 2 said...

lol @ jamie dawn!

Karin said...

ok so I shall only put my chef hat on this once but the hubby was right. For spreading or other non cooking things your spread is fine. For Mashed potatoes or something that is baked the spread has way to high of a water content and it just makes your food watery. It is good to cut calories where you can but really some things need the real thing. Ok I will now go back to the normal program.

If you glued hair to your eye brows I really would have to insist on a picture because I thik it would make you look like guy smiley from the muppets. That would be cool.

vani said...

i need a body lift too, its going to take forever to get rid of this post baby fat on my tummy and i'm too damn lazy!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

shangie,
yes Jamie is a fire cracker aint she?

Karin,
well la te da..miss " my butter isnt good enough for my tators"..geesh..

he syas the same thing, I dont really notice a differnce, but I hate butter and salt..I eat my corn on the cob salt and butter free, and popcorn too;)

ok, Guy Smiley, now your pushing it..haha...I would for sure take a pic then...my luck I would glue my eyes shut;)

vani
Amen girl..I am still trying to get rid of mine 2 and half years after I had my 3rd baby, and it isnt looking good;)

Mrs. Diamond said...

i switched to real butter cuz i figured it was closest to nature and natural had to be better than synthetic.
then my husband got high cholesterol, so now I'm told i need to be using soft margarine. We use becel...even for baking now. i really do not know what is best.

sigh.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Mrs. D
But if you think about, what is natrual about butter?..not like we pick it off a tree fresh..tee-hee..

I am not a butter fan:) can u tell?

Fantastagirl said...

We use Blue Bonnet LIGHT Margarine for cooking and I cant believe it's not butter (for toast, bread) - who knows what is good or bad.... they change their minds every other week.

Kendra Lynn said...

I used to use margarine...or can't believe its not butter type stuff...then I married Scott. Apparently margarine is made out of plastic, and toxic..so we use Land "O Lakes whipped butter. LOL
and we love butter...and probably NOTHING WE EAT is good for us. LOL

Lavender Dawn said...

Oh that stuff s horrid! I use real butter and only buy margarine when we are broke- youknow, like two days before the next payday? i bet dog crap tastes like it smells. that or he is wierd, lol! eyebrows suck. mine look funky...

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

fanstagirl,
just like one week eggs are good and the next they will kill you...you never know..just use what ya like I guess;)

Kendra,
to me they all taste like they could be made outta plastic..heehee

dawn marie,
I dont think I have ever had real butter..I dont ever use butter on anything really, so I can suffer through the stuff that has no flavor;)

Working Mom said...

OK, if you're gonna keep talking about your eyebrows, you are going to have to post a pic. It's not fair to tease us this way...lol

Reading your post made me hungry for mashed potatoes...gee thanks! I use Molly McButter on my stuff and the real thing for hubby and Bug's. It's just not something you can put on toast, but then I just eat that dry.

Nerdine said...

Not big on butter either... I use real butter for cooking, though. But I rarely cook stuff that require butter. I think I've had the same tub since beginning of January...

If you're going to keep talking about those brows - at least can you draw them?? *lol* a self portrait will be called for..

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

denise,
stay away from the mashed potatoes untill at least noon..hee-hee..and keep dreaming, there will be no pics..:)

Nerdine,
well maybe I will draw a picutre...and thats a big maybe..hahaha

Badoozie said...

i agree with nerdine. if your gonna keep blabbing about the brows, you have to post a pic of them only.

that fake butter stuff is poisen. if you heat it up, it becomes toxic. i heard that somewhere. i use real butter. we're all going to die anyway.

Felecia said...

Ours is an equal opportunity condiment household; we use the can't believe stuff on toast and junk and butter for the baked goods. Heck, we even call upon the services of those Crisco baking sticks. (Aren't we an accepting bunch?)

And once again, I must reiterate that you're not being nice to us. If I told you I had a birth mark that resembles Lee Iococca on my person, you would want to see a picture, right? C'mon...

Mike said...

Let's hope he really doesn't know what dog crap tastes like....lol

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

suzie
your right we are allgonna die anyway, thats why I load up on diet soda and fake butter..i wanna die skinny, not fat..heehee

ok, i will stop blabbing bout it...does that make you feel better?

Felica,
well when I do bake, I use the real stuff, but that is not often, maybe holidays and specail occasions;)

ok, there is a differnce between a birth mark you are born with and a brow mishap;)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

mike,
yes, i was thinking the same thing;)

The Blog Whore said...

I drench everything in that imitation, fake, butter substitute spray. It's yummy

....not.

But I continue to use it.

angel, jr. said...

I've been thinking about using that butter--I've gone on a long needed diet. I'm going to give it a try, despite what it may or may not taste like.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

blog whore,
someitmes immatioan aont that bad huh?..heehee

angel,
I know I dont mind it..I am trying to cut caloires..but I dont eat much butter anyway...it really doenst taste like dog crap;)

Tee said...

Love the new bee/hive theme! It looks great! :) Sorry I haven't been around. Pesky real world gets in the way of blogging. LOL.

LocuTus of Borg said...

Eyebrows ... seriously? That is funny. I wouldnt want to eat OR smell dog crap, so the more power to him haha!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Tee,
thanks..and its good to see you;)

LOB,
yes, eyebrows..its bad, real real bad:-)

Cori said...

No transplants for you. It just wouldnt suit you. Is that how to spell suit like in a mens suit? Tell the big baby bee that he will be tasting dog crap the next time he does not use your butter.!