I know its not till Saturday..( April Fools Day) but I am gonna smother you with a few wedding pics...mmkay?..Shut your mouths and just enjoy it..okie dokie..
here is one of me and my maid of honor..She is my lesbian friend..She's been my very bestes friend since 1988...And never tried to kiss me once..Does that mean she don't like me?
Here is me and Mr shaky pants himself..He looks like a baby...We both have that youthful young glow...aww..Too be young again..
look at my pretty dress. You know who designed that?..That's right I did...I drew it up,sketched it, picked out the fabric..Then paid a lady a crap load of money to make it cause Bossy cant sew buttons on her britches..
April 1 , 1995 I signed away my rights..My rights to:
* playing the field
*being the town whore
*having babies with multiple boys
*wearing a thong and fishnet stockings together out in public..
instead I have this
*the joy of knowing I don't have to put out to get a second date and a free dinner
*knowing that I will not have to have my hair done to go to the store
*not having to shower for days if I so choose
*having 3 cute kids..Who look like the milk man..Um I mean Mr shaky pants..
There ya have it...That's all I have for today....Red Lobster here I come....