Friday, March 17, 2006

Although he is bigger than your average leprechaun



Dearest Butch Bee,
Today you embark on a journey of sorts. Another milestone has passed. You have successfully managed to go one more year without me doing great bodily harm to your person.

Today you are nine years old. Almost a freaking decade old. This means I am also almost a decade older, but we wont go there..

Over these past nine years these are a few things I have witnessed from you..




*being totally obbssesed with Woody and Buzzlight year. I mean they both could of ordered a restraining order against you at any time

* being totally fascinated by dinosaurs. You know so much about them that your first, second and even third grade teachers would tell me how you corrected them on certain things...And each teacher looked up what you had told them..And indeed, you earned your place as the dino king..

* Being totally fixated with stop signs....I wont even go into detail..But it was pretty weird dude..im just sayin..

*becoming a big brother.....Granted , with your first baby sister I had to untangle a many plastic bags you had put on her head...But I am sure it was just pure accidental on your part..

*becoming a big brother for a second time..Well this time you were an old pro..You are so good to Boo Bee...You even let her touch your star wars dolls..I mean action figures..And you will even go into a light saber battle and pretend to die..

All and all you are a good boy. A bit of a drama queen at times, but you are a good boy..

when you were just a few weeks old you were very sick. You had to go and have an operation..I was so scared. But now nine years later your as healthy as a horse.

You have managed to live about 7 years of your life eating only peanut butter sandwiches, cheez its, bananas, ginger ale and milk....Hats off to you my friend, hats off..

Hope you have a good birthday, and NO Ugly Kid can NOT come over. Let him crap in someone else's yard....

I love you butch bee...

love bossy mom:)





















42 comments:

Princess said...

GOLD BB! Pure poetry! :D


Happy Birthday to Butch! i hope you guys have a great day :)


xoxo

Peggy said...

aaaawwwwww let ugly kid come over and celebrate with the kid... LoL you did good bossy mom you did good.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

princess,
thank you..thank you very much..teehee.

peggy,
no way jose..me and that ugly kid would not mesh..I may stick his hand in warm water and make him pee himslef..just so he gets embarrsed...not good..not good at all;)

Marel Lecone said...

This is such a great post.

Happy Birthday to the boy-man! :)

Fantastagirl said...

Happy Birthday Butch! Have a great day!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

marel,
why thank you my lady;)

fanstagirl,
oh he will be living it up...night full of junk food and video games;)

I will be having the green beer:-)

vani said...

happy b-day butch bee! wow...9 yrs old. cute pic..:)

Badoozie said...

well good golly, happy birthday butch bee, even though i think that name is totally weird!

and your mom is weird too! and what the heck is all over your face in that picture?

Karin said...

Happy Birthday Butch! I hope that you make new friends this year that your family likes so you won't have to break up with them. Happy giving Birth Day Bossy you did such a good job.

Nerdine said...

Happy B-day Butch! 9 is a great age...

mom of 3 girls said...

I know I told you to tell him the other day but tell Butch Bee happy birthday!!! Hope he has a good day!!

Angel Girl said...

Awe, happy birthday BB!!

just_tammy said...

Love the tribute to Birthday Boy Butch Bee!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

vani,
thank you sweets:-)

suzie,
so now your insulting his name..oh boy...whats on his face is some sort of blue ice cream..that is at the zoo last summer;)

karin,
um, the only frined he needs is me..heehee

nerdine,
aint that the truth..to be nine again..

jacks,
i will tell him...but he will wonder where his present is..hahahah

angel girl,
thank you baby;)

Just_tammy,
so do you think it was ok?...

The Blog Whore said...

Aw...

Happy Birthday to the little man!

Michele_3 said...

So, you have a St. Patrick's Day baby? too cute!
Loved the post Bossy!
Happy birthday Butch Bee, Here's too many, many more!(Have a great one!)
:)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

blog whore,
he is not a man..yet..heehee..thank you:)

Michele,
indeed I do..march 17, 1997..it was a Monday..he was born at 4:02pm EST..In POrt Huron MI..He was 8 pounds 10 onces and 21 inches long..Only 5 hours of labor..I call it a very productive day;)

Choppzs said...

Happy Birthday Butch!! Butch Bee and my girl are pretty close in age, she will be 9 in Sept.!!! Maybe there could be some arrangements made and then they can take care of us when we get really old and can't wipe ourselves??? lol

LocuTus of Borg said...

Happy B-Day Butch Bee!! :) It is amazing how fast they grow up isn't it? I like the plastic bag thing - we used to do that too haha.

Working Mom said...

Happy Birthay Butch Bee!!

What a great post! Very touching;-)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

choppez,
ok that sounds like a mighty good plan to me there sweets;)

LOB,
they do grow up fast..too fast..

oh so you tried to kill your sibling too?..haha

denise,
thank you my dear;)

d said...

Happy Birthday Butch!

Babyzilla had to have an operation when he was only 4 weeks old too - what was wrong with Butch - I wonder if they had the same thing - pyloric stenosis?

BossyĆ¢™¥'s YOU said...

d,
yes, that is what it was..he kept throwing up..these dang boys are nothing but trouble..

glad to see my kids werent the only ones born with a defect..heehee...his scar gets longer every year..amazing..I thought it would go away..

Darlene said...

A few of those lines cracked me up. Happy birthday to him.

d said...

Ahh - so they did have the same thing! Yes - that was scary wasn't it. I had no idea what was going on and then to have an operation when so little. TYhey say it usually only happens to first born males - hence our boys. At first that didn't seem to fit for me since I had a kid and the hubby had a kid and then I realized - duh! - together he was our first born male.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

darlene,
i can be quite the crack up..thanks for stopping by, please come again:)

d,
yes, i was told the same thing..well that it happnes more in boys than girls..noone on either side of the family ever had it..and then after his surgery he had to drink this gross formula that smeeld like vomit..oh it was nasty..but now he is a very, very picky eater..is babyzilla?..i swear this kid only eats 3 or 4 things...the docs are baffeled by him..let me know if babyzilla is the same way..

d said...

As he's getting older he's getting pickier. The only thing he really eats well still is baby food - he won't eat the dinners that we eat - unless it's something he can dip in ketchup and even then he won't eat much. I don't really think I'd call him picky tho - I think that the texture of certain foods - meat in particular bothers him.

Cliff Morrow said...

Nice, nice post BB. Your little boy isn't little anymore. Tell him Happy Birthday for me.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

d,
its a textur thing for him too..man we need to talk...i have thought that this PS had something to do with his eating habits..but every sasy i am crazy, which is true..but it seems babzilla is kinda like butch..very weird..

cliff,
thank you cliff,I am gonna show him your monkey card and tell him you said happy birthday;)..that craked me up..blondie says " is that really what he looks like?"..i about wet myslef:)

LZ Blogger said...

Happy Birthday Guy! Mom seems pretty special! ~ lz///

Kendra Lynn said...

Hey there.
Hope all is well, and that the boy had a good birthday and the hubby is feeling better.

Take care.

Love,
kendra

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

LZ Blogger,
thank you..and thanks for the visit. please come again.

Kendra,
thank you..right now i have little boys in the livign room playing video games..so i say it must be going ok..for them anyway..haha

pack of 2 said...

Awww...that was so sweet in a bossy britches kind of way:)


Happy birthday little guy!

Shelly

Kristen said...

Happy happy birthday! I was hoping to get a, "when I was in labor with you" story. Hahaha.

EmmaSometimes said...

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

You look so happy, even with a Mr. Kool-Aid Mustache.

angel, jr. said...

Whenever I read posts about your children, it makes me want to have one of my own.

Jamie Dawn said...

Don't let him read that part about being a drama queen. I don't think he'd appreciate it.

Happy Ninth Birthday to your son!!!
I'm sure he's a handful and drives you nutty sometimes, but he's a great kid!

Better Safe Than Sorry said...

happy birthday to your son. it's such a great age, hope he has a wonderful day!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

shelly,
thank you..I tried to not be too mushy:)

Kristen,
nope I hear enough of those..and they are really all the same arent they?..heehee...htere was blood, pain..and baby..nuf said;)

Jennybean,
thank you..acctaully itis some kind of ice cream thingy ..we were at the zoo..teehee;)

angel,
aww, well i am glad i am not turning you away form having kids..now go get cracking on it buddy;)

jamie,
uh-oh..so are you saying i should not tell him to his face anymopre that he is a drama queen?..hehee


BSTS,
thanks , he had a good day, right now him and his little buddy are still sleeping, here on my living room floor;)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

shelly,
thank you..I tried to not be too mushy:)

Kristen,
nope I hear enough of those..and they are really all the same arent they?..heehee...htere was blood, pain..and baby..nuf said;)

Jennybean,
thank you..acctaully itis some kind of ice cream thingy ..we were at the zoo..teehee;)

angel,
aww, well i am glad i am not turning you away form having kids..now go get cracking on it buddy;)

jamie,
uh-oh..so are you saying i should not tell him to his face anymopre that he is a drama queen?..hehee


BSTS,
thanks , he had a good day, right now him and his little buddy are still sleeping, here on my living room floor;)

Gangadhar said...

Wow..such a great post.. Happy B-Day Butch Bee!!
Loved the pics verymuch..
have a great weekend..

Meow said...

Great post, wonderful pictures.
Happy Birthday Butch Bee. Hope the day was great.
Take care, Meow