I am tired. I am hot. I am fat.
Hit Dairy Queen two nights in a row, not good, not good at all.
Look, I am a shitty mom, I did not put enough sunblock on Blondie and LOOK..
She is burned on her knee caps, her arm pits and her cheeks....
Because I suck.
Look, here is Boo, I must love her more cuz she is just a nice golden brown instead of lobster claw red..
That is her new "simming soup"
Here is my son....I let him out of the dungeon but once per day....thats why he is blinding your eyes with his pale white skin..
Look, here is Shaky holding down the love seat, well after all it was Fathers Day.
Here is my and Mr Big Head..