Ok, I did a stupid thing. Every time I do this, which is NOT often, I say I will never in my life do that ever again. nomatterwhat.
But there I go. I did it.
I went out with my friends Swiss and JV...
By 11pm JV and I were puking in the establishment bathroom. We would come out, and keep on trucking. At midnight we not only could not walk, but we had tummy aches and head aches and wanted to go home. Swiss on the other hand wanted to go to the bar...she was just starting.
So our driver..yes, we had a driver, she sat with us the whole night, and listened to us slur our words and make no sense..God bless DD, took JV and I home, as we live right across the street from each other. I walked into her driveway and sat while she tried a few times to get into her house. After she got it figured out, she stood in her yard until I made it home and turned my light off.
I get home, crawl my best up to my bed. I tell Mr Shaky not only will I not be putting PJ's on, but I wont be brushing my teeth or pottying, as it may cause me to vomit more.
I layed down, he put his hand on me, and went to sleep. I moaned and groaned, puked and use four letter words over and over again.
He got me ice water, Tylenol, and tried like hell to get my dignity back.
I got up, head hanging in the shitter, hair full of puke and toilet water, then just acted as though it was normal and went back and laid on my pillow.
I wake up in the morning, and I have fuzzy recollections of the nights events.
I do remember drinking at least 3 white Russians, more then 6 or 7 screwdrivers and maybe 5 or 6 or 20 sex on the beach drinks.
what happen in between those drinks I can not recall. Oh I did have a Bazooka shot, taste just like the bubble gum and something they called a crackpipe shot, kinda tasted like a sweetart.
So today, I have splitting headache. No, not splitting, its sort of like gaping.
Here is me last night and the early hours of the AM today..
I am going back to retrieve my spot on my davenport as my grandma calls it..and couch, or sofa for u people who don't know what a davenport is.