Don't stop at the stop light RIGHT at the damn train tracks...Because holy shit, if I am sitting behind you, that means I cant move and I am stuck on the God darn tracks with you...That means its going to be a double homicide/suicide...
if the gates come down, they are going right over top of my van..and this my friends, will surely send me into a frenzy no human deserves to see.
So next time your at the stop light, stop BEFORE the tracks if u think there is not enough room in front of them, because holy shit, how did I know you were going to stop right on them... and somehow inadvertently try and kill me.....dumb shit...
asslickers, i am surrounded by asslickers.
pardon my French
and no, I do not really know French.
And another thing...please don't lift up your shirt and show me your flabby abs. Flabby abs are something that is meant to be seen in the privacy of your own home. Please don't think just because I am friendly with you, means I want to see your flab..hell, I don't like looking at my own, and I sure as shit don't want to view yours..thank you..
And don't change my hours at work and not call and tell me...I find out second hand thru someone else that MY hours are changed...It kinda screws up my whole entire existence...
thank you assholes....
Oh and Dear Summertime...just to let you know...
its June, where the sam bloody hell is my sunshine, warm weather and sunburn?
I am tired of the wind, the temps hovering around 78, and sunshine peeking its head just shy of sundown..
I can not properly tan in these conditions...it cant be done..
Oh and another thing...Vicoden should be sold Over The Counter..
I mean if your at least if your of legal drug abuse age. Which I am.
Ok, here we go..
Yes, this yet again, the bright spot of the day....week.
sonofabitch...I need a drink.
Flip and Flop at your own damn risk.