Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Ring of Fire

Aww crap..



Crapola...Crap-toowie...



shit.



Don't stop at the stop light RIGHT at the damn train tracks...Because holy shit, if I am sitting behind you, that means I cant move and I am stuck on the God darn tracks with you...That means its going to be a double homicide/suicide...



if the gates come down, they are going right over top of my van..and this my friends, will surely send me into a frenzy no human deserves to see.



So next time your at the stop light, stop BEFORE the tracks if u think there is not enough room in front of them, because holy shit, how did I know you were going to stop right on them... and somehow inadvertently try and kill me.....dumb shit...



asslickers, i am surrounded by asslickers.



pardon my French



and no, I do not really know French.



And another thing...please don't lift up your shirt and show me your flabby abs. Flabby abs are something that is meant to be seen in the privacy of your own home. Please don't think just because I am friendly with you, means I want to see your flab..hell, I don't like looking at my own, and I sure as shit don't want to view yours..thank you..



And don't change my hours at work and not call and tell me...I find out second hand thru someone else that MY hours are changed...It kinda screws up my whole entire existence...



thank you assholes....



Oh and Dear Summertime...just to let you know...





its June, where the sam bloody hell is my sunshine, warm weather and sunburn?



I am tired of the wind, the temps hovering around 78, and sunshine peeking its head just shy of sundown..



assholes..



I can not properly tan in these conditions...it cant be done..





Oh and another thing...Vicoden should be sold Over The Counter..



I mean if your at least if your of legal drug abuse age. Which I am.



Ok, here we go..

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Yes, this yet again, the bright spot of the day....week.

Month even.

sonofabitch...I need a drink.

Flip and Flop at your own damn risk.

25 comments:

1 plus twins said...

so agree with the vicodin. really should be sold over the counter!!!

so what hours are you gonna be working now??? hope it doesn't screw you up for the summer!

Sandi said...

I want to start a petition to make ADD medication legal for Mom's. You get skinny while being hyper productive...where is the wrong in that?

Katie said...

I have enough issue with my own flab, much less show someone else.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

1 plus twins,
well, really they only changed it slightly..instead of 1-8 its not 1-9..which totally fucks up everything...dont ask me, but it just does:)

sandi,
can I be the first to sign this petetion?

Katie,
amen sista.

patti_cake said...

Flip Flop at your damn risk! LOL Someone's having a "day"
and No I don't want to see MY flab much less anyone else's?

Yippeeskip said...

Personally, I'm all for heroin being legal and I love the idea of the fentanyl lolly pops! Gain flab and a high at the same time.
Rock on!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Patti-cake,
amen to the no flab part..no thank u..

Yippeskip,
now we are talking!!

Angie said...

oh man, here I was getting ready to flash you my flabbiness....guess I'll contain myself...LOL

I hope you have a better day and here's to hoping that Vicodin becomes an over-the-counter product soon!!

Meanwhile, you are welcome to my southern hell anytime....

Choppzs said...

Yah, dumbasses and railroad tracks. Do not make a good combo! I hope you got off there ok, without that bad of a heartattack!

KrazyMom said...

Yes, vicodin could be my best friend too! It is good to know that someone else is having a stressed out day too! At least you made me laugh!

Chels-Puddle Jumper said...

schedule changes and being stuck on a railroad track would piss me off too. I'm beginning to think your whole entire state is populated with asslickers.

Emma Sometimes said...

hehehehe...

Mommys Little Helpers should be over the counter.

And send some of that sun this way when it gets there.

Neurotic1 said...

I'm all with the vicodan with ya! I damn sure could use some! You can come have a drink with me. I promise not to show you my flab. I may fart or show you a nice big turd, or maybe even a lovely booger though ;)

Yarn Tails said...

I take it you have had a bad day??

OMG I about get pissed when I see teenage girls with more flab than me walking around with it all hanging out! That is the grossest thing! EWWWWW Bad mental images.

HOpe tomorrow is better for ya!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

sorry for my absence...I had to um, work today..asslickers..

As soon as I get this vicodin thing legalized, I am having a party, here at my house and your ALL invited.

Yippeeskip said...

By the way... are we now tracking your PMS cycle online too.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Yippeeskip,
yes sir ee...

not that it needs to be tracked cuz its very evident when its happening..haha

But it may appear now that it is "that" time, but no, I am just having some shitty days..beilve it or not.

Humincat said...

Do random people show off their lack-of-6-pack? Why? Maybe you're too nice in real life. Get bitchy, like we know you really are. LOL Hope tom. is better.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Humincat,
it is a girl i work with..I refer to her as "ugly girl" cuz she looks like a woofer..

she thinks we are best buds..I tol her "put that shit awawy, I dont like flab"

she thinks she is HAWT...and really she is barely luke warm...damn..

Fantastagirl said...

I agree on the vicodin...

but if you drink enough then it's almost like taking a vicodin - 'cepting the hang over part.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Fantstagirl,
amen to that...amen..

J to the I to the double L said...

Is someone mistreating my Chrisnit at work?? Let me at em Ill kick their motherloving asses! Nacho Libre style!

Ba Doozie said...

If vicoden was sold over the counter, there would be no one to lead the NA meetings. That made practically no sense, but my buttcrack itches and I can't focus

Working Mom said...

Oh how I've missed you!

I'm up for the meds being otc. Right now I'd just about take any drug!

Jamie Dawn said...

It's 93 degrees here right now and humid and sunny.
You could get a good sunburn here in no time, but you'd have to sweat to death while doing it.
That guy on the far right went a little too far with the bleach.
I take muscle relaxants to relax my throat muscles, and those babies are pretty sweet too! I think you'd like them.
I promise to keep my flab covered whenever you are around.