Well it seems I have slowly recovered from the night of fun that reeked havoc on my intestinal track. Shaky remained me that I killed a bunch of brain cells and that I will never be as smart as I was Friday night before I left with the girls..
Its a small price to pay to puke in a public establishment.
By Saturday evening Mr Shaky wanted to go to the movie theater to see Evan Almighty.
So we went.
I ate some popcorn, my tummy was not happy. It was very cute, and I LOVE Miss Wanda Sykes, she is so damn funny. And you no what? This movie had not one curse word in it.
This post you are reading now, has more curse words then this damn movie..see there ya go..
If you have older kids, they will love it...
no i am not a paid spokesman for the movie , nor to I profit from you seeing it..I am just paying it forward, telling u bout something u might wanna go take the kids too..so sue me.
So my big individual meeting with Barracuda and Baboon will take place at 10 am CST. I am going prepared. I am taking an ice pick, just for good measure.
I have come up with a dilemma with my 10 year old son...
You see, he plays this game online. Its called Ruin Scape or something to that effect. He has been playing it for a few months. Him and his lady friend play it, along with other kids from school.
I told him, pounded this is his head.. DO NOT TALK TO ANYONE ONLINE YOU DO NOT KNOW. I mean it is drilled into his head, kinda like wiping your ass after you sit on the pooper.
Come to find out, he was talking with this female. A 19 year old female. A 19 year old female who thought he was 23. A 19 year old female who thought he was 23, that said he broke her heart and that he cheated on her.
I wont go into every bloody gory detail, but he gave this girl his password, and she used all his money and deleted all his friends.
I told him over and over again, never to give your password to ANYONE but his dad and I.
Mr Shaky doesn't even have my email password...not that I care, but he has never asked and I have never told him...
I just don't understand why he did that.
he had to have been doing all these breaking of the 19 year olds heart at my moms, as he was only allowed on the computer on weekends here for 20 minutes a day. Plus I was always sitting here watching him..
So not only is he NEVER playing that game again, but he is not allowed on a computer of any kind until he can afford to buy his own.
Since I only pay him 5 bucks a week, it wont be anytime soon.
Well, I will let you know if I have a job after my meeting...here is a list of possible scenarios me and my buddies have come up with
1. They are apologizing and giving us raises
2. We are fired.
3.They are reviewing our job performance then either firing or raising us.
4.They are werewolves and they are preparing for a full moon..ok, thats just mine.
5.They are going to ask each of us if we want the house manager job
6. They want to have dirty office sex with us..which I am oppose to, being one is a barracuda and one is a baboon.
7. They want to kill us..that is why I am bringing the ice pick.
so those are the only possible reasons we can think of.
Right now, I do not even care which it is.
When they brought our schedule for July in Friday, it was only filled out for the first two weeks...when it is normally done by the month.
I might need two ice picks and one rubber mallet.
I will keep you updated on which weapon I needed.
Peace and love...