Saturday, June 02, 2007

Baby im a star

It is pretty sad when you feel over dressed stepping into a Wal-Mart. I had to go there today to take something back, as I made a foolish mistake a week before and purchased something on a whim.

So I go and take it back, and I am wearing a pair of Capri's that may be a good size or two too big, and a concert shirt from my last Prince show back in 04..

And I felt over dressed. Something is wrong with that.

This is sorta how I feel today.

Do you ever feel that way?. I certainly hope to God not.

After our shopping we went to the Chinese Buffet. And I know I have sworn to never eat buffet's ever again, but when your hungry, you make stupid decision. Kinda like when your drunk.

Anyway, I ordered a DIET coke-a-cola. Mind you this lady can barely speak a lick of English. No not Mexican, but Chinese...go figure.

I am not sure if she thought that I was so hefty that I could not of meant diet, rather I musta meant a 300 calorie glass of the finest cola flavored corn syrup.I mean my size 9-10 looks pretty hefty to the negative 3 she was sporting..

OR, maybe she thought I looked so ghastly thin, that she thought she would try and sneak me a regular soda to bring my whole caloric intake up a bit.

Regardless, I did not drink it, I found another nice Asian to get me the right drink.

I got mt tickets for is the seating chart..


I am in section 131...Not the best seats, but it will be well worth it.
Although I am a tad disappointed about NOT getting the private show and the perfume, but Mr Shaky draws his line at some pretty shitty situations.
Like Prince is really going to run away with me.
Well, maybe...he is a boob man.
Now if I wanted to spend that 250 bucks on buying Bibles or feeding a third world orphanage, then he would be all over that shit.
OK, I must go....
something important just came up.
Flop around like the fishes.


Ba Doozie said...

something important? I bet you have to go poop. Hope it went smoothly!!

patti_cake said...

Hope you had a wonderful time. I expect a full update. I still say the private show & perfume was a bargain :P

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Ba Doozie,

I know, it was a TOTAL bargin..sonofabitch..

they sold out in less then 15 minutes.

Jamie Dawn said...

I read down a couple of more posts and LORDY LORDY!!!! You REALLY had a bad time of month, didn't you??!! YUCK!! TMI!!!! I'm sure glad you are doing better, and I hope to GOD you don't have another hideous post like that. NOT to mention, the lady with the dried poop on her shirt. Hitonious!!!

Have a great time at the concert. I'm sure you will be in hog heaven!! I hope those tickets are worth every cent.

just_tammy said...

It is so easy to feel superior at Wal-Mart. On top of that to have your tickets and to have something important to do...I always known you were a somebody!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

yes, I had a bad week there..I am not sure where all the grossness came form but holy cow, it was bad.

I know, I feel to upper class and wealthy when i step foot in a walmart, its a good feeling really.

Raggedy said...

Flop around like fishes? lmao
that was good.
Have fun at your concert..
I am gonna be away again but I will be back soon as I can...
Take care.
Have a wonderful day!
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one

Katie said...

I hate Wal-mart.

Chels-Puddle Jumper said...

Wal-Mart scares the poop out of me. I refuse to go into that place.

Your seats are pretty awsome. I think Prince will be able to see your ta-ta's quite well from there. Have you firgured out how much distance will be between you and the stage? You might want to practice throwing your panties so they will actually make it up on stage from where you are sitting.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

your leaving? Again?..damn..

ditto on that rodger ten four.

well I think there is some seating area on the floor, which is where I will NOT be sitting..I am so spolied by my Lepp shows where I am second or first row FROM THE STAGE..but this will do.

I will put a brick in the panites if I have to, just make sure they get to where they are goin.

Angie said...

So Prince is still alive and well?
good to know ;)

Hope you have a blast, as I'm sure you will.

Darn Mr. Shaky, what's he thinking?? he would rather feed poor, starving orphans than have you wearing Prince's newest perfume? ;)
He definately needs a readjustment of priorities
**geesh the nerve**

hope next month isn't such a doozie of a time've had a rough few weeks, I'm sure the concert will make up for it...

Flip Flop Goddess said...

I know, I know..that Mr shaky sure needs an adjust of some kind..

and yes, he is alive and kicking, or at least he better be..hehe

Miss 1999 said...

I'm cracking up over ya feeling overdressed at wal-mart-- damn, that's a bad feeling, I'm tellin' ya! Glad ya got the tickets to the Prince concert! He came to Knoxville a few years ago, and my friends got to go-- I was so envious!!!

KrazyMom said...

You are gonna hate me for saying this, but I love Walmart. With all of the supplies I have to buy for the kiddies with my saves me big bucks! I do have a problem with the way some of their employees dress and behave however. We had a cashier today that took about 20 minutes to check out a lady in front of us that had 3 items, seriously!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Miss 1999,
feeling over dressed at Wallmart is not hard, trust me..hehe

Last time I saw Prince was back on 04, he doesnt hump the stage and make sexaul moves anymore, kinda pointless, but I still love em;)

well if wallyword saves u a few bucks, then have at it girl.