Thursday, June 28, 2007

dark side of the moon

Ok, I was telling my dad about our house there in the homeland, he called a guy he golfs with, he says he might have a buyer for it..and he will be calling us soon. So we will see..


I am still unsure about going to Prince...My heart is just not in it. I don't know why.

We will see..

Oh and my friends at work keep teasing me because they think one of our co-workers is in love with me. This girl, the one I was going to go with to the show, cries when she thinks I am mad at her, is jealous of all my other friends, and told one of our other co-workers she should just become a lesbian. So now they think she is in love with me.


This is me and my good friend DillyWeed...I love her..

Here we are out on the deck......the sun shining and the wind blowing up my right up my shirt..sonofabitch

This is Dillweed posing like a hooker.....

So that is of my best friends. I am going to a cookout Thursday night with the rest of my friends, so I will introduce you to them tommorow.


I am sorry. I am sorry for being a bad blogger. When I come home tommorow night, I am going to devote my night to catching up on everyone...Love you guys and I miss you all.


I have this sick feeling in me. It has to do with the lie I told the girl who everyone thinks is in love with me....I did not tell a big lie, but I made up some story about not being able to go to Prince with her. I feel sick.

I really hate lying. I am not a good liar. Even though I do not want to go with her, I am almost tempted to go anyway, just because I feel so sick about the lie.

I do not know what to do.

I do not want to go with her, yet I feel sick about the lie, and almost feel OBLIGATED to go now...with her.

So much drama I deal with...I do not care for drama, unless it is in a one hour fashion on my tv, saying " like sands thru the hourglass, these are the days of our lives...yadda yadda yadda.."


Thats me...I am at the crazy house. The crazy house that ole baboon and barracuda run. Oh yes, and them wilderbeast are going to be cutting my hours..along with all the other part time people..

Even though I work full time hours, I am still "part time"

When that happens, I will not only stab them, but also show them my cottage cheese looking fanny and my middle finger when I leave.

I may be escorted out by some former co-workers..

the cops i work with at the county jail....


I have never have been so stressed in my life.....

* I have a house in turmoil...I want it to burn to the ground, or sell...or get carried away by a twister..

* I hate my job and want to shower barracuda and baboon with a nice warm shower of diarrhea

* I am living with the anguish of a lie I told

* I am being teased that a chic at work is in love with me..

although in her defense, I do have some mad muscles and pretty eyes...oh and big ta-ta's OH and a sparkly personality....and I always smell good....I am tall, dark and smell nice...

Ok, I would be in love with me too....crapola.

* my kids ask me daily why I need to go work

* Boo told me she has not went shopping with me since the other week ago last month...

not sure what that means, but I guess its been a while.

* I do not get to eat dinner with my family as I do not get home until 9pm three nights a week, the other two its 6pm

* I miss my old friends, but am rather enjoying all my new ones since moving here

* I do not know what to do about this concert coming up...its making me sick inside..

although you may not see it, but I do have a heart, and I have always hated to tell lies, and normally after I tell a lie the guilt consumes me an I end up spilling the beans. Its already getting to me me..I do believe in God and all that fancy stuff, and I do not want to have to explain to him why I told this lie to her when I meet him at the pearly gates

* I hate the tension at see I work with Dillyweed, we are close, then when the girl who loves me comes in, there is tension, because her and dillyweed do not get along...AT ALL. normally I am the peacemaker with them, but I cant do it anymore, I can not clear the air anymore for her...She has to deal with Dillyweed on her own. I no longer want to be in the middle.

There is enough Bossy to go round.

Shit, I need to call it a day.


1 plus twins said...

shit you stressed me out reading all that!! you need a week long vacation on a beach with the umbrella drinks!!!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

ok, but will u join me?..I hate vacationing alone..

Sandi said...

And to think, most of us would be thrilled to have a chick hit on us!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

well she has never hit on me...they are just teasing me..


J to the I to the double L said...

I am really jealous of Dillyweed as will Jen be...hey did u know her boy won Thumb Prince??? Thats cuz he is cute just like her! I wish she knew how much I think of her...oh u chrisnit...I will see you in less than 4 weeks! WOOT! U R mine for one nite....I swear but no more than 4 drinky pooos for U beee otch!

Katie said...

I hate co-worker drama.

Meow said...

OMG, you do have a lot of turmoil in your world, don't you !!
Hope you can sort it all out.
Take care, Meow

Tom said...

Wow FFG! A lot to comment on! Lying with real close friends is tough, aquaitences, not so tough. I have a friend named Bev (who sang on tour back up to Aretha Franklin and Michael Bolton) She's been my friend for 41 years...we met in 1966 in first grade. If I ever lie to her, she'd know it just by how my eye would twitch she knows me that well. Lying to avoid hurting someone is still lying, but better than lying in order to steal. Don't be tough on yourself, you aren't evil. As far as Prince goes, if you have a bad taste about it, will you have good memories?
And is Dillweed single? She is gorgeous!!! You ain't so bad yourself! Course, I'm old enough to be her grandpappy! Don't let that admirer "play" your guilt if you get distant from her, she would be selfish in doing that...

patti_cake said...

Bossy you have alot of crap going on. I can't lie well either. *sigh* I hope it all works out for you,Hon!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

I have not talked to jen in a while, but her boy is a cutie..

Of course u have me for one night, lets see if Jen wants to go out too..I need to call her..

DOnt be jelous of Dillyweed, she is only 24..haha

ditto that one momma;)

thnaks..hopfully it will all en soon..

well the girl I lied to is NOT a close friend, she is a working aqaunitance...But I still feel like shit..

DIllyweed is 24...she is a hottie;)

Patti cake,
lying sucks ass..

thanks, I hope this all comes to an end soon as my ticker cant take it anymore..

themuttprincess said...

I think alcohol is in order.

That is my answer to everything.

I am going to Prince. I am taking my son.....

Humincat said...

Just quit your job, sell the tickets, take poor Boo shopping, send your girlfriend (hahaha) a nice thanks but no thanks card, Tell your dad he can get a commission if he finds a buyer in the next month, and take a nap. And I totally can't resist Tall, dark, and smells good, but the boobs might get in the way of my hard, muscular chest fantacy.....

J to the I to the double L said... friend Becky is 24 too...24 year olds must take a liking to us older hens!

Ba Doozie said...

well by golly you've gotten yourself into a fine fix here. I recommend confrontation of the weird girl because she is causing grief with her antics and jealousy. Tell her the truth, and let the chips fall where they may. She probably needs to hear it because if she is this way with you she has probably done it to many people and someone needs to tell her straight up her behaviour is not appropriate and if she continues you will be forced to stab her

~Deb said...

Nicceeeee shot of Dillyweed! ;) So, the girl that's in love with you, I'm assuming she saw "the slutty t-shirt"? Hmmmmmm... ;) jk!

Michele_3 said...

Wow! Lots of DRAMA!!
your not joking..LOL!

Don't sweat the concert thing so much girl,
We all tell little white lies once in awhile, If you don't want to go-just don't.. Life is to short, do whatever you want to do!!

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Working Mom said...

What you need is a good ol FL vacation!

Wow, you stressed me out reading all that! Don't sweat the little white lie...there are worse things you could do!

Tomscockwhore said...

You seriously stress me out! Sheesh! And YES, you can have more than one mid life crisis.

Just ignore the girl, feel flattered, and roll with it. Take her to Prince with you, and lap it up if she pays for everything! LOL I crack myself up!

Packof2 said...

Even if that girl has a crush on what! She isn't going to hit on you. I'm sure she will work it out. It might just be that she likes you as a friend & you are feeling weird because all these people are giving you crap. If "she" is the reason you don't want to go...I'd just go. I'm sure you will have fun & it's never a bad thing when someone thinks you are hot:) You can start to get concerned when people DON'T think you are hot.

lo said...

where is this nice house that you can't sell?

Kendra Lynn said...

Hello...haven't been by in awhile...glad to see you are still smiling, in spite of all the wonderful stress of late. :)
Hope all is well.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

hey guys, I got out of work at 10 and went with dillyweed to another frineds house for a BBQ...putting up post with rate R pics..

Lo...the house is in MI..

ok guys, thanks for your comments, starting Friday after 4pm, I am back to being a good blogger..

love u guys

1 plus twins said...

i think you and both need a vacation!!! the way i laugh at your blog though my hubby might say no way. he knows we would probably get into too much trouble. lol