I am tired. I am hot. I am fat.
Hit Dairy Queen two nights in a row, not good, not good at all.
Look, I am a shitty mom, I did not put enough sunblock on Blondie and LOOK..
She is burned on her knee caps, her arm pits and her cheeks....
Because I suck.
Look, here is Boo, I must love her more cuz she is just a nice golden brown instead of lobster claw red..
That is her new "simming soup"
Here is my son....I let him out of the dungeon but once per day....thats why he is blinding your eyes with his pale white skin..
When I do let him out, he goes right to Ruinscape, it is a game that he would rather play then pose for a pic with his big fat ugly momma...look see..
Look, here is Shaky holding down the love seat, well after all it was Fathers Day.
Here is my and Mr Big Head..
This, well, this is just me..
Here is my tattoo with a weeks worth of healing....
So I have decided to start Weight Watchers again...BUT first I need to lose a few pounds. Its pretty sad when you want to lose a few pounds before you start a new diet.
Don't ask, I know it makes no sense....But if any of you are morbidly obese like me, you understand.
Its just logical, thats all...
Doesn't help that I ate ice cream from Dairy Queen the last two days...Doesn't help that I ate nearly an entire watermelon on my own..
It doesn't help that I think my son is married.
it doesn't help that kids are being abducted in my city or that the man who signs my paychecks was born with no penis or genitalia of any recognizable sort. Or that he likes stuffing objects up his pooper...but whatever, to each his own..sonofabitch.
Well my son is off to get sun block wiped on his pasty body from his mother in law..I must say, She is doing something I suck at, did you see Blondies back?
shoot..
Here she is smiling anyway, bless her heart..
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I am having issues. I will be gone for a few days/weeks.......
Mr Shaky keeps looking at my boobs..
Flip Flop thru life, just don't flop thru the important stuff.
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