Sunday, October 08, 2006


Well, Friday and Saturday were beautiful days. Warm, breezy, and so far criminal free.

Now tell me if I am wrong here, I have a situation to tell you about. I have told you before about ugly kid, and all his wrong doings.

Over the summer he stole toys from my butch Bee, and I had to walk on over and get them, telling the kid to stop stealing my sons shit.

Well Ugly Kid had come over Friday evening wanting Butch and Blondie to play. Butch started limping and acting as though he was about to keel over. He told me he did not want to play with ugly kid because he stole his stuff.

One thing that he said the boy stole was a toy ugly kid had been trying to get his hands on for months. When my son told me Ugly Kid had it, I told him to walk over and tell him that his mom said he needs it back.

I am tired of fighting his battles for him.He walked over all timid, not telling him anything...He came home empty handed because he did not ask for his toy back. I knew if I were to walk down, it would not be a pretty site for anyone involved.I told Butch he needs to start sticking up for himself, and if someone has one of his toys, he needs to be man enough to ask for it back. Am I right, or am I a total idoit?

Not more then 10 minutes later after my son did not ask for said toy back...Blondie comes bouncing in the house and throws it on the sofa. My 6 year old got the toy back, but yet the 9 year old was to scared to ask for his own toy back.What the hell is that about?

I personally think ugly kid wants to marry her. My daughter is a hot commodity in the hood. She punches boys, chases snakes, picks up worms and beats up girls she is playing tag with...What boy wouldn't want that?

Since none of you were serious about being my friend, this is what I did Saturday..

No the rabbit is not new, I have had her for over a year now, but look they love eachother...Unlike u guys,,screw you all, you have made me resort to this..Bastards

I hope you all can live with yourselves...

In case your keeping a running count that makes

1 retarded dog
1 bitchy cat
1 lazy rabbit
1 cuddly kitten
1 mentally impaired hubby
3 bees missing lots of imperative DNA strands.

Yup....Oh and still no damn friends.

Bee Real


Kelly said...

Awww, isn't she sweet?! Has the bitchy cat beat the shit out of her yet? Just wait, it'll happen. She is a cute little shit!

Way to go Blondie! No man will ever push her around. Sounds kinda like her Momma! LOL

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well Sagwa..(my 5 year old meany then hell siamse) took one look at her, pawed her away, and went to my room..

but the kitten did try to beat the crap out of ellen..the dog..she isnt too smart:)

and yes, Blonide bee is a bit of a brut..hehe

Anonymous said...

That kitten is so cute. I would be your friend but it seems u have slapped my friendship back at me! hehe

You 6 yr old bee is adorable. Way to go I say. Im glad she can stand up for herself and her bro.

Choppzs said...

Your Butch bee sounds like my hubs! lol He for some reason, can't seem to stand up to people. Well in the Marine Corps he could. He could be mean as hell. But when it comes to his family, or his close friends, he wont say shit to them. He'll just let them walk all over him. Good grief. Come on! Like you said..Be a man! lol

Gette said...

Since cats ignore you when you want their attention, its just like having no friends anyway.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

no, no, it was not slapped back at u, i still want it..just u didnt show up to drink with me last night..hehe

what the hell is up with that anyway, we cant go around fixing all the mens probelsm now can we?

yup, thats what I figure too;)

Anonymous said...

i aint got no damn friends either, but i sure as heck aint about to get no damn more critters. jeepers girl, why don't you just open a flipping petting zoo.

and by the way, some people just aint cut out to stand up fer themselves. ya gots yerself a timid kid...not much you can do about it.

LittleJen said...

I have 2 sons & 1 daughter and ohh boy does she know how to look after herself... realy she would have to she has an older brother and a younger brother. She even gives me a run for my money, quite quick with the comments and what to do, definately takes after her (naturally)

p.s. thanks for visiting my site

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

so shoulda i got anohter kid instead?

my daughter is the same way..we got oursleves some tough lil gilrs I say;)

Mrs. Diamond said...

that reminds me of the time my eldest (about age 6 at the time) was in the play structure at mcdonalds and a boy was blocking the slide. I was just about to go ask him to play nice, when I heard my 3 year old daughter up there. "I SAID MOVE!"

And he did! LOL

Some kids are just more aggressive than others.

And I really meant it when I said i'd be your friend. But the kitty is cute.

dakotablueeyes said...

lmao i love how you ended your post. Amazingly enough 6 year old seem to be afraid of nothing

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

mrs d,
little girls just have mor eballs i think:)

and thank you for being my friend anyway;)

i know what you mean, my girl has been pretty fearless her whole life, I hate to see her at 16;)

~Deb said...

It's so true that when a kid starts bugging a little girl, it definitely means he's got a little crush on her. I think it's cute- but I remember how annoying it could be... went through that when I was younger and totally beat the living crap out of this one kid. After he was down on the gravel, he said, "I only did that because I liked you!"


Such a butch I am, ....

Blazer1234 said...

Did you ever think that maybe you have no friends because you have too many damn animals? I'm just sayin'...I told you I would be your friend, but I guess a kitten is better. I hope she can hold her liquor.

I think that's great that Blondie has Ugly Boy by his balls. That's a sign a strong woman right there.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

your sucha brut.i love you..

well u wenrt coming over fast enought o hit the clubs with me, I had to get a cat..

only thing i have to many of is kids...

at one time i had one tortisie, 3 cats, one dog, and a tank full of salt water fish....oh and one guniuea pig...all at once...

hey ya like them appples?

deni said...

OH, She looks like she could be my cat's sister!!


And I think it's great that Blondie is such a tough cookie, no one will ever push her around!!

And don't worry about Butch, my son was the same way, but thankfully he outgrew his woosiness, and now is a man who can stand up for himself.

J R Estelle said...

Sounds like "Ugly Kid" needs his ass kicked.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

she also loooks like a cat i had 10 years ago..our first cat when we got married..well gosh it musta been 12 years ago, before i got fat:)

amen. amen....

j said...

Well damn I thought you had a drinking buddy?
Always leaving me out

Brandy said...

Yay Blondie!!! Show them boys they cant push her around.. Way to go!!

Awww that kitten is just tooo darn cute!! My hubby about had a fit when I brought home my kitten last year. REally about had a fit when said kitten decided to jump up on the bird cage and pulled it down yesterday when the Bears game just started...LMAO!! Rascal is really a sweety just misunderstood!!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

nope never leaving u out, ur still my DB, just waiting for u to show up:)

well my hubby had a fit when i asked, but i told him he could name her..big damn mistake there.