So, I got a package Thursday. I knew what it was before I even opened the door. My hands started sweating, my heart began racing. It was my Sheila. Now, I am not sure what to think. I know for certain it is not MY Sheila, for two reasons
1. It is not Sheila, all her scratches , marks, and birthmarks are missing
B. They told me it was a replacement.
So, on first examination, things look good. It appears brand new. No marks, no smudges..There was even that film on her that was on her when I first got her. I had to peel it off.
But it did get me wondering. Did they give me a new cover and a "refurbished" inside? Bastards..I don't know...Are the pulling the wool over my eyes? Are they getting a good laugh at my expense? Or did I scare the hell out of them and they sent me a new one?
Well since I don't know....I have changed her name.....
Everybody, meet Pat
Since I am not sure what it is..I thought this was a good name for her...Or him..Shit I don't even know the sex now.
So I am leaving at 0800 tomorrow morning for Fargo...for those of you who cant keep up, that's 8am military time..mmkay..
We will embark on a journey of epic proportions. I will travel towns and cities and countrysides I have never seen. I will get lost at least once. All in the name of this man..
Not just him, but the whole kit and kaboodle.
This will be what I am wearing....
I know I will freeze, I know I will regret this choice. I know I be glad in the end I did.
My first time sitting front row of a "good" concert. The chance to meet one or all, and maybe get an autograph or two or four, and hopfully at least one more photos with them. This is called dedication folks. Now Mr Shaky would much rather me prefer to have dedication to much worthy causes, such as, but lot limited too
* house cleaning
* volunteering at the local soup kitchen
* cleaning litter boxes
*potty training boo bee fully
* house cleaning.....
yes I could go on and on....He is jealous, its ok. I don't blame him. I am going off to another state to stalk a rock band. What he does not realize is I have been dreaming of this moment since 1987.
Yes, almost 20 years.
I will go, I will party like its 1999.
Man, a bird just flew into my window. Happens about once a week. I don't get it..My window is covered with bird shit, how could they mistake that for something clear and pliable to fly thru...Maybe he is trying to impress the ladies, I don't know. But I have buried a few of his close friends and family. Not all of them survive this accident.
I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend. I will post about my adventures Sunday night or Monday morning. And there will be lots of photos.
since I don't plan on following any rules this weekend, u don't have to either. Live it up, and party hard.
Step inside, walk this wayYou and me babe,
Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on Livin' like a lover with a radar phone Lookin' like a tramp,
like a video vamp Demolition woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light Television lover, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah Hey!
C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up Break the bubble, break it up Pour some sugar on me Ooh, in the name of love Pour some sugar on me C'mon fire me up Pour your sugar on me Oh, I can't get enough I'm hot, sticky sweet From my head to my feet yeah
Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light go! Crazy little woman in a one man show
Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up
You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little Tease a little more
Easy operator come a knockin' on my door Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet Little miss innocent sugar me
, yeah Take a bottle, shake it up Break the bubble, break it up Pour some sugar on me Ooh, in the name of love Pour some sugar on me C'mon fire me up Pour your sugar on me Oh, I can't get enough I'm hot, sticky sweet From my head to my feet yeah
You got the peaches, I got the cream Sweet to taste, saccharine
'Cos I'm hot, say what,
sticky sweet From my head, my head, to my feet Do you take sugar?
one lump or two?
Take a bottle, shake it up Break the bubble, break it up
Pour some sugar on me Ooh, in the name of love Pour some sugar on me C'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me Oh, I can't get enough Pour some sugar on me Oh, in the name of love Pour some sugar on me Get it, come get it Pour your sugar on me Ooh Pour some sugar on me
Yeah! Sugar me!