Monday, October 16, 2006

two steps behind

Well my good friends at The Applesucksasses store must have known I meant business Thursday, Because Sheila's box to transport her to the Ipod hospital arrived early Friday morning. I swear if she comes back without her birthmarks, or NOT in a new box that has NOT been tampered with, there will be bloodshed.

I'm just sayin...
so, this is my countdown to the big show I will attend Saturday in Fargo. Not only will I be sitting in the first 10 rows, but I am bringing a tattoo needle with me so they can ink me in the boobs with their names....Try selling that on e-bay..

I am not looking forward to the 3 plus hour drive, but heck, if Dora can read maps, I should be good to go..I think.

I will be bringing back photos of the whole incident. And I am calling it an incident, because I am not sure how it will all go down..I may be boarder line stalking..There may be police involved, there may be yelling and or screaming at other hussies tryin to get their paws on my men. I will fight for them..I am a fighter, not a lover.

Hopefully my photos don't get confiscated, as part of the empending investigation.

As of right now I have basically been up 48 hours with no sleep other then a few cat naps. This makes me cranky. This makes me pissed off, because I shoulda known better then to get a job. Jobs are for wussies.

Mr Shaky has put my Boo Bee in a Sunday school class. I personally think she is to young to understand anything. So I tested the waters yesterday. I asked Boo who God was. her answer.

" ME"

I asked her who Jesus was

" dats you daddy"

then she told Mr Shaky to lay on the floor so she could walk on his head and poke his eyes out.

Yup, sounds like Sunday School is panning out just fine...just fine indeed.

Bee Real


Britmum said...

I am first, I am first, I am first. O.k. I am sorry....... but you know.

Well I hope the IPOD is returned safely to its rightful owner warts and all. Sorry I mean birthmarks.

Glad to hear the Sunday school is worrking out. I am sure poking eyes out is somewhere in the book.

Take care xx

Cliff Morrow said...

I hope next weekend doesn't end with pictures of you on the national news. Try to keep it to the regional stations. Maybe as far south as Omaha so I can see what you did.

deni said...

That whole work thing, yeah, I know, it makes me cranky too.

And this whole night shift crap, what the hell was I thinking?

Have a good time at the show, good thing you ain't taking me, cuz I'd get us lost for sure.

I'll be watching the news.


Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I was thinking it must be in the Good Book somehwere, becuase this is somthing she talks about quite a bit.

well I would love to hear brian Williams say my name, so I may try and hit the national circut!

i know the night shift bites, that is what I was working..working just sucks all the way around.

Blazer1234 said...

LOL about the whole God and Jesus thing. That is too much.

Your boys and boobs will have a great time next week. I just know they will. R U wearing the tank you bought?

Mrs. Diamond said...

haahhaahha...the things kids say!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well when I went to oreder it they informed me it would take 6-8 weeks for delivery, and the concert was 4 weeks I did not it is october and this will be in North Dakota..

so I am wearing a short skirt with cream, oragne, and brown in it , with a nice button up brown shirt, mind u most of the buttons will be undone..i will have to post a pic of the ensomble...oh and I am wearing nice ornage sandles with it..

HAWT right?..haha

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Mrs d,
I know..too much right?

Michael Manning said...
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Michael Manning said...

Yeah, I goofed my spelling. Take II: I have a feeling that you'll be making a CD soon. If so, keep us posted!

:) :) :) :)

Choppzs said...

Yahhhh, I am first...oh no I'm not, I am....oh damn I lost count, aw hell who cares what number I am! I am never first so who cares!

Your Boo Bee cracks me up!! That's so funny!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

a cd huh?..God I wish..i have the pipes of an angel with a wing clipped.

um..u ok honey?

just_tammy said...

You need to go back and re-read the reasons why you wanted a job and then two jobs. Then get Boo to poke your eyes out.

Yeah, there's some pretty scary stuff in the 'good book.' Three year olds need happy stories, great pictures to color, and a snack when they go to church. They shouldn't be scarred for life that early. Plenty of time for that later.

I'm pretty tired right now. For a minute there I thought Dora was going to the concert to help with the directions. Hope you can get through the week without floating away. You get so giddy stalking your future hubbies.

Keeping a good thought for Sheila. Hope Apple does the right thing so you don't take aim at the targets on their butts.

Go get some sleep. I know I sure need some.

Tutu said...

You have to wear boots that aren't too tight on your legs so you can sneak your camera in. Before you go set it so it won't flash--trust me--it isn't easy to figure all that stuff out paranoid in the dark. Then wait for distractions and quickly snap a few. Can't wait to see them.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well if dora is coming she needs to buy her own damn ticket.

i am goin to bed..i have been awake over 48 hours, i am getting loopy:)

ya know what, when i saw them in July, i took my camra in and got some good shots...i have to lighten them up a bit with photo shop..i am a pro..haha

and u dont even need to sneak them in anymore..I just had it ion my purse and nothing wa said..i think they figure that most peole have camra phones, so there will be pics taken anyway..

i so cant wait;)

Kendra Lynn said...

Surely Sunday school will teach her something, eventually. right?
My girls don't quite get the whole Bible story thing yet.
They do LOVE singing in Sunday school though!
maybe she'll learn something good if she sings in her Sunday school class. LOL

Have fun at your concert, and get some sleep!!!

Brandy said...

Hey that was pdq.. I hope they return her that fast and fixed.

Oh I cant wait to hear about all the fun and excitement you have next week.

LOL Boo is too darn cute!!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well she was a song she learned and was singing it was called pharro pharro..or something like that..she learned it in sunday she aint real book smart I guess;)

I know, that was fast huh?

I am so looking forward to my travles next weekend..I sure hope its all blogworthy;)

Jerry said...

Are we going to see you on "Girls Gone Wild....the Fargo Edition"?

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

my lips are sealed.

Karin said...

Get some rest woman you have had a long weekend. Boo seems to grasp the imprtant thins in life. I hope sheila is returned soon in working order. Have fun next weekend, the more trouble you get into the more memories you make.

Claire said...

Hehe, love Boo Bee's guide to religion. Awesome!

mal said...

Boo Bee seems to have the program down *L*

Hey! at least you are not going to Fargo in January!

Hails said...

I hope sheila is working when u get her back, if not she goes to Ipod heaven and u get a new baby, sheila 2.

Ur kid is hilarious. Glad sunday school is teaching them great morals there

"oi dad lay down so I can walk all over u!" - I hear it gets worse when she becomes a teenager, she will have him wrapped around her little finger!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I plan on living it up...u may or may not hear my name on the evenning news;)

aint that the truth:)

I am almost thinking there will be no diffnerce bewtten oct and jan..but its just an assumption of course;)

well if sheila comes back with anything the less thenperfect health, I will NOT be buying a new one..applesucksass.

and boo is laready wrapped around his finger, for a breif monet he even considered letting her poke his eyes out.

j said...

what kinda church do y'all attend again????
Can't wait to see the photographic proof of pure unadulterated hussiness!!1

Peggy said...

You know you can't work Shelia like a dog and not give her any rest. She probably went on strike! LOL I think Boo Bee is going to teach Shakey Pants a few things about religion! Go Boo Bee! Oh, remember to call if you need bailing out... I'll bring my camera!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

we go to the Chrurch of swearing and eye poking:)

oh, i doubt there will be pic of me wearing mom cant use my camrea, and i am not good at shooting pics of myslef..but i will post a pic of what I will be wearing, then u can juge me:)

so, your gonna be my bails bondsman huh?..u rock

Laura Elizabeth said...

Ah, the wisdom of little children. She doesn't need Sunday School, she's got it all firgured out. You are God. After that, nothing else matters.

Of course that will change when she's 13 and you suddenly morph into the Devil or even worse. Enjoy your Godhead while you can!

Badoozie said...

you say jobs are for wussies? but you sound like you're wussying out on the job..48 hours with no sleep, be a up....walk the talk sister!!!!

wish i could go to that there concerto with you. we could really cost someone alot of bail money

LZ Blogger said...

FARGO this time of year could be well... COOL!!! ~ jb///

js said...

well that should suit her well as a life lesson then
maybe she can use that tactic on some lowly rotton boy ion the future or......
maybe the assheads at apple could get better if Boo works on them a lil bit

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

naw, she was not calling me God, she was calling herself God..this is what I deal with;)

nope not walking...
so your up for my bailbondsman too?

COOL about tops it..

if Boo worked for applesucksasses, the world would run much smoother;)

The Kept Woman said...

Wow, sounds like the Jesus-education is going well...but maybe she missed that it was walking on water, not faces...?

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

yes, that was my thought too..u can easliy confuse face with water..she is a retard afterall:)

j said...

i am sure it would, I was thinking that Boo could just go down there and gouge a few eyes out and get them straight.
maybe I can get my crew to work better if id gouge them every now and then

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I do belive my Boo is on to something regarding the eye poking out. I think we would all work a little damn harder if we got a good eye gouging once i a while..we ought to devise a handbook on such matters..

js said...

I will be glad to help out on the handbook
I'm handy like that
We need to study Boo's technique though, to be sure our gouging handbook shows the most effective and effecient way to properly eye gouge.
Let me know if I can help.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well we will need a voluteer..I am trusting u dont want your eyes poked u have any stupid buddies who would be willling to give up an eye in the name of testing?

j said...

Oh yeah
Most crackers last words are
"Watch this"
"you ain't gonna believe this shit"
so yeah I can probably produce a willing subject.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

AWSOME...lets get er done then:)

j said...

haaaaa @ getter dunnnnn
saw a bumper sticker the other day some enterprising cracker thunk of said
"done gotter did"